High school can, at times, be a dark chasm of awfulness — so why not imagine that you go to school with all of your favorite pop stars to alleviate some of the suck? You know, in lieu of all those kids you’ve known since you were just a drooling babe.
We took a look at some of the tried and true high school personality types, studying their ways and customs until we settled upon their celebrity equivalents. Check out your high school class — in pop stars — down yonder.
1. The Goth Kid
Cooler than you, wiser than her years — your local Goth Kid is probably a lot like Lorde. In order to bond with him/her, it’s not enough to just look the part (although purple lips are a plus). Drop some references to “The Castle of Otranto” and The Cramps and start penning your own brooding poetry and you might have a chance at breaking into his/her black (but bruised heart).
2. The Nice Cheerleader
There’s always that one popular girl — you know the one. She’s popular because she’s actually nice to everyone, not just because her face looks like it’s been crafted from spun sugar and marzipan. As Taylor Swift is undoubtedly the famous version of said girl, it’s likely pretty easy to become friends with her high school equivalent — you might be one of many, however, as she’s pretty liberal with the BFF title.
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