Have you had enough of “Shake it Off” in your life? No? OK, good. Glad I’m not alone there. Taylor Swift released the third episode of her “Outtakes” series and this time around we get to giggle at her modern dance technique.

The angst-driven dance segment takes a twist from the Awkward cheerleader hops and the “Mom and Dad” moves Tay busted out amidst her poised, professional ballet dancers.

Swift also reveals how exhausted she was while shooting the video, apparently, she could barely maintain her energy level between takes and was even nodding off during her breaks.

“There’s been so much cardio to, like, wear me out,” she said. “We do several takes of each full pass at the song, and the whole time I’m full-out and the dancers around me are all full-out and so we’re all pretty wiped out. And then they get to go home, and I move on to the next style of dance,” the singer says.

The modern dancers weren’t all about the angst though. Director Mark Romanek asks the group to try “expressing what you’re actually hearing” and absolute hilarity ensues:

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It’s time to put those rumors to bed and stop the media parade around Iggy Azalea‘s sex life. While it’s all fun and games to gawk at some throwback yearbook photos (I mean, really we’ve all been there), illegally prying into the private lives of celebrities is despicable behavior that needs to stop.

Iggy took to Twitter today to deny TMZ‘s allegations that Vivid Entertainment exec Steven Hirsch offered millions to the “Black Widow” rapper for an alleged tape featuring her and an ex-boyfriend.

But she didn’t just deny the allegations, she also reasserted that anyone who releases other people’s intimate moments against their will is a sex offender, end of story. Here’s her full response:

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Param Sharma, aka itslavishbitch, has finally angered the wrong person. The self-proclaimed “rich kid” apparently ended up behind bars with a 90-day sentence for selling a stolen iPhone on Craigslist.

See, in California we have this law, specifically Penal Code 485 PC, that breaks the “finders keepers, losers weepers” mantra we all learned and lived by in our childhood years. It’s a pretty serious offense, and if you’re convicted of the misdemeanor you face up to one year in a county jail and a maximum $1,000 fine. That’s pretty steep.

Sharma’s lawyer, Andrew Shalaby, spoke with Buzzfeed to explain his client’s side of the story. Allegedly Sharma posted the iPhone on Craigslist as a favor for a friend who found the lost item and didn’t have the technological means to list it himself. The person who purchased the phone discovered it was tagged as a stolen item while trying to activate the device and later presented it to police.

Everything went downhill for “Lavish” from there. Police responded by arresting the pseudo-celeb at a restaurant on August 14 and placing him under $30,000 bail. He’s been in jail for 24 days, which explains why his normally prolific Instagram account had been dormant lately.

ABC News reports that Sharma was convicted on August 18 and he was sentenced to serve 90 days at Santa Rita Jail. In a strange turn of events, the teen was accidentally transferred to the jail’s psych ward and found himself trapped ...

The Queen is back in the studio!

Britney Spears shared a photo Thursday night (September 4) of herself sidled up to a recording mic, tossing out a signature peace sign and sporting an ear-to-ear grin. “Studio today! Yay!” the pop star wrote.

“Yay!” is probably the understatement of the year. It’s more like “OMFG YASSS BISH YASSS!” With the underperformance and lackluster reviews of Britney Jean, the “Work Bitch” singer is due for a musical resurgence.

As for the theme of the album? Well, a dirty-dog cheating boyfriend sounds like the perfect material for a fierce new anthem. Britney’s back to single and ready to mingle, addressing the infidelity at her Las Vegas show on Sunday (September 1).

“Well, by now everyone knows my boyfriend cheated on me. But the best part of breaking up,” the singer continued as she leaped forward toward the front of the stage, “is going on first dates. OMG, OMG, I need a hot guy. Where are the hot guys here tonight?”

Spears’ studio session comes perfectly timed for an end-of-residency celebration next year, when the Vegas performer will wrap up her stay at Planet Hollywood in February 2015. It’ll be a happy New Year after all!

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Comedic legend Joan Rivers passed away today (September 4) after suffering from cardiac arrest and being placed into a medically induced coma.

As Hollywood sheds tears in remembrance of her fabulous presence and pioneering efforts in comedy, Rivers continues to be the quickest to the punchline with an over-the-top self-planned funeral service outlined in her 2013 book I Hate Everyone…Starting with Me.

As always, she had plenty of unforgettable quips—even when it came to the subject of death. How did Joan feel about funerals? She absolutely “loves” them, calling the mournful event a “red carpet show for dead people.”

“It’s a chance for mourners from all walks of life to accessorize basic black,” Rivers joked. “And to make a fashion statement that is bold enough to draw attention away from the bereaved, but subtle enough so that no one knows that it’s happening. And, it’s a great way to have quiet fun.”

The fashionista also laid out exactly how she wished to be celebrated in death, from the dining options all the way to the entertainment. Here’s the rundown:

“When I die (and yes, Melissa, that day will come; and yes, Melissa, everything’s in your name), I want my funeral to be a huge showbiz affair with lights, cameras, action…”

“I want Craft services…”

“I want paparazzi…”

“And I want publicists making a scene!”

“I want it to be Hollywood all the way. I don’t want some rabbi rambling on; I want Meryl Streep crying, in ...