These days, a song will hit the airwaves and before you know it, a remix will drop. It may have taken The Alphabet Song almost 200 hundred years to get reworked, but that day has finally come.

In the sneak peek for tonight’s new “Wild ‘N Out” episode, below, rapper Nelly and the “WNO” cast creatively combine the ABCs with his 2000 single “E.I.” The result: a nursery rhyme that’s definitely NSFW, and certainly not for children.

In the song, Emmanuel Hudson — who’s no stranger to putting out parodies — begins to sing the original version, until Nelly jumps in with his signature hook, “E.I. E.I. Oh!” Emmanuel then drops a few bars on the verse that might just be useful in a high school sex ed class.

Listen to the rest of the raunchy ABCs sung by Nelly and the “Wild ‘N Out” cast, and don’t miss more from the hilarious episode tonight at 11/10c on MTV2!

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Rick Ross is a boss, dedicated to building his Maybach Music empire, but even bosses need love– and sometimes a little bit of PDA.

This week, Rozay made a guest appearance on model Paige Imani’s Instagram, with a little more tongue than we’re used to seeing from the larger-than-life rapper.

“I guess he likes me or something like that,” Paige wrote in the caption to one pic.

Now, gossip sites like NecoleBitchie are speculating about whether Ross and Imani are an actual item; why else would Rozay give her an MMG chain?

“A little present. Now he says I’m official,” she captioned another photo, showing off her new gift.

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We’ll be getting a lot more than five seconds when 5 Seconds of Summer hit up the 2014 MTV Video Music Awards — which, I might add, is fitting, considering the VMAs are the event of the summer.

Ashton, Calum, Michael and Luke will perform onstage on Sunday, August 24 at 9 p.m. ET/PT, joining Ariana Grande on the roster of stars performing at the awards show.

And although this means the guys will have to cancel two of their Where We Are Tour stops with One Direction (Dallas [8/24] and St Louis [8/27]), the band will be making the 5SOS Fam proud at the iconic Forum in Los Angeles.

Be sure to check out 5 Seconds of Summer, who have their debut album out July 22, at the 2014 MTV Video Music Awards on Sunday, August 24 at 9 p.m. ET/PT on MTV. We’ll be watchin’ them allll night.

Emilee Lindner

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Believe it or not, but “The Legend of Ron Burgundy” began ten years ago today. While “Anchorman” is basically as much a part of pop culture now as it was in July 2004 — things still “escalate quickly and really get out of hand fast” — looking back at the original story of the Channel 4 News Team is always a good time.

My favorite piece of video from the making of “Anchorman” has to be Steve Carell’s audition video for the role of Brick Tamland. In the tape, Brick eats a “falafel hot dog with cinnamon and bacon on top,” and the room loses it.

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There’s no way to sugarcoat it: Robin Thicke is having a bad, bad week. From the negative reviews of Paula to the hashtag hijack, gallons of haterade and uncomfortable questions about his split from wife Paula Patton, the “Blurred Lines” singer’s roll-out of his seventh album has been rough.

And then the sales figures came in from the UK. 530. Not 530,000. 530. That’s how many copies the album sold across the pond. By any measure that’s a disastrous debut and a 98 percent drop from the nearly 26,000 copies Blurred Lines sold during its first week of UK sales last year, according to The Guardian. (A spokesperson for the British Recorded Music Industry association could not be reached at press time for confirmation on the final UK sales totals.)

Things Are Hard At Home, Too
Limping onto the British charts at #200 was tough, but Thicke had an equally rocky landing on the Billboard 200 album chart Stateside. Paula sold just under 24,000 copies in the U.S., according to figures provided by Nielsen SoundScan, helping it just barely squeak into the top 10 at #9. The album-long plea for a reunion with his estranged wife of nine years (and high school sweetheart) has drawn quite a bit of harsh criticism, which may have contributed to the soft open.

A year ago, Lines gave the singer his first #1 debut thanks to a career-best 177,000 units shifted. That number, of course, was goosed by the breakout, ...

From a boat to a club, Zac Efron and Michelle Rodriguez — Hollywood’s most unexpected couple — are packing on the PDA.

The seemingly coupled-up pair were first spotted kissing on a yacht, owned by friend and Italian entrepreneur Gianluca Vacchi, while vacationing in Sardinia over the Fourth of July weekend. But if you thought that was a one-time hookup — you were wrong.

New photos surfaced this week showing the two dancing, laughing and locking lips inside the Porto Cervo club off the coast of Italy on Monday night, two days after their boating adventure.

The 26-year-old “Neighbors” star and the 35-year-old “Fast & Furious” actress were also caught spending the day horseback-riding together before their night out.

But as random as this coupling might be, it turns out they may have hooked up before. According to E! News, the two were introduced by a mutual friend two years ago and have been close ever since.

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Nothing’s cuter than watching an animal fail miserably. Watching a small dog try to jump on a bed? Cute. A kitten trying to meow? Cute. A turtle trying to eat a tomato? Also, strangely kind of cute.

Inevitably, when you see this goat trying to get onto this purple blow-up chair, you’re going to giggle. After all, what’s funner than mixing native animal instincts with modern, man-made creations?

Emilee Lindner

Member of MTV News' Cat Braintrust, has an unhealthy obsession with pork dumplings and tweeting Austin Mahone's mom. Follow @emileelindner