Mila Kunis is slowly but surely revealing her tips for a peaceful pregnancy. Step 1, never let your significant other say “we’re pregnant.” Step 2, kick his you-know-what to the curb if he gets a little too close for comfort during the actual birthing process.

“Two people are allowed in my delivery room,” Kunis told Marie Claire for their July cover story. “My doctor and my significant other. And he is staying above the action. He’ll be head to head. Not head to vag. Unless he wants to risk his life and see. But I wouldn’t if I were him. I highly doubt he wants to see that being ripped apart and shredded. Because it will be shredded. It’s just a matter of how badly.”

That’s some token Kunis realness, right there. But don’t worry, all of you multitudes of people who feel bad for Ashton Kutcher — there are some perks to the preg. Mainly, the boobs.

“They’ve tripled in size,” Kunis continued. “I was a 34A; now I’m a 36C. I’m so excited! I’m telling everyone I know, ‘Go ahead, touch them!’”

Hear that? It’s the sound of 10 zillion AXE Body Spray-wearing bros losing their sh–. But Kunis’ heart, unfortunately, is pretty solidly set in one place.

“One day, it just changed,” she said of her relationship with her long-time friend, Kutcher. “All of a sudden, it wasn’t the same. And I was really proud of myself for acknowledging that. The best day of my life so far was the ...

Earlier today (June 12), Taylor Swift performed her final Red Tour show at the Singapore Indoor Stadium, wrapping what was truly a massive, 15-month, globe-trotting endeavor. Let’s all have a moment of silence. Pour out a cup of Earl Grey if you’ve got it.

Along with the end of the fourth-album Red era, this show marked the last time that needlepoint enthusiast Taylor Swift would sit down at her red piano to perform the powerful ballad, “All Too Well” — at least for the time being. You know, the song she always goes all whiplash-heavy on? Brace for sympathy pangs!

Understandably, this is all a lot for the Swifties to process. From hashtagging #LongLiveREDTour to cycling through the entire spectrum of human emotion, here’s a sampling of the most feels-heavy fan reactions to the end Red Tour performances of “All Too Well.”

John Walker

It’s everything you never knew you wanted: Artist Stephen Byrne has created the poster for a Disney-fied version of “Doctor Who.”

With the cheeseball and oh-so-Disney princess tagline, “She wished for a prince. She got 13,” the poster depicts a bemused-looking Amy Pond, surrounded by all 13 Doctors. The gang, including the TARDIS, of course, is all there.

Byrne’s goof on the popular BBC series has attracted the praise of some, and the ire of other fans. Byrne’s Facebook post of the art has garnered 200 comments as of publication, and had more than 1,300 shares.

What do you think? Yay or nay to a Disney Doctor?

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As part of the cast of the amazing hit Netflix series, “Orange Is the New Black,” Natasha Lyonne isn’t surprised that her role on the show has come with a certain degree of celebrity.

But look, you guys: that doesn’t mean she’s going to sit on the faces of her fans.

“I don’t want to call anybody a creep. I feel like that’s excessive,” Lyonne said in an interview with Seth Meyers on Wednesday. “But on my Instagram… it’ll be like, ‘Hey, what are you doing later? I’d love for you to come over and maybe sit on my face!’, or ‘Hey, I’m really into face-sitting, could you get involved with me in that?’ ”

That said, if sitting on faces is what you’re into, Lyonne won’t harsh your buzz.

“I don’t want to minimize their passion,” she said. “They love their face-sitting, the kids today.”

Kat Rosenfield

Sorry, everyone else on the red carpet — you can go home now.

Two months after giving birth to her daughter Isabelle Amarachi in April, Kerry Washington made her post-baby red carpet debut on June 11 at the Women in Film’s Crystal + Lucy Awards in Los Angeles. She donned a plunging Mara Mara cocktail dress with bright orange pumps to prepare for “Scandal” boss lady Shonda Rimes presenting her with the Lucy Award for Excellence in Television.

The award was (obviously) well deserved, but we can’t stop focusing on the nine times she looked like a total BAMF at the party:

Showing Off Those Post-Baby Curves
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You’d Be Smiling Too If You Looked This Good
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Hanging Out With Shonda
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Throwing Some Award Show Shade
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Fine, I Guess I’ll Pose With This.
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Friends with benefits James Franco and Seth Rogen are hooking up again in “The Interview,” a comedy which finds them somehow in the middle of a CIA mission to assassinate Kim Jong Un.

The action-comedy, which will hit theaters in October, follows Dave Skylark (Franco) and his producer Aaron Rapoport (Rogen), who run a celebrity tabloid TV show. It turns out, the North Korean dictator is a huge fan of the show, and they land an interview with him.

Then, according to the official synopsis, this happens: “As Dave and Aaron prepare to travel to Pyongyang, their plans change when the CIA recruits them, perhaps the two least-qualified men imaginable, to assassinate Kim Jong-un.”

The film also stars Lizzy Caplan. In other words, it’s one big “Freaks and Geeks” reunion.

Emily Blake

The lovesick on “Catfish” seek out the help of Internet detectives Max Joseph and Nev Schulman because of the duo’s technological expertise and superior snooping, but it’s possible they’d be bested by John, the enamored hopeful featured on tonight’s episode.

As an IT professional, the Detroit resident has made a career out of sorting through complicated computer systems. And while no one was better suited than he to discover if his online girlfriend Kelsey was real, he simply chose not to try. Well, that’s a new one!

John, who said he met the brainy brunette of his dreams in an online community designed for folks with social anxiety, explained that there was a certain allure to getting to know Kelsey without relying on social media profiles or photos. And while he did perform a reverse-image search with pics Kelsey had sent, he didn’t want to take it any further than that.

“In all of this, I’ve kind of been proving to myself that I could kill past habits,” John told Max, who was sure John’s knowledge of sleuthing was greater than his own.

Moreover, John didn’t want to push Kelsey to video chat, as she’d claimed she suffers from body dysmorphic disorder.

But soon after John, Nev and Max traveled to Orlando to meet Kelsey, John was handed a pretty unfortunate reality check. He’d been duped by Adam, one of his fellow chat community’s members, who admitted to tricking dozens of people for fun between sessions at the ...

By Maurice Bobb

Did you like Bridesmaids? Did you laugh so hard it hurt?

Well get ready to laugh out loud again, because breakout star Kristen Wiig is teaming up with co-screenwriter Annie Mumolo for another comedy, according to The Hollywood Reporter.

The yet-untitled project will be Wiig’s directorial debut. In addition to writing and producing, both Mumolo and Wiig will star in the film.

The movie’s plot is still under lock and key, but according to THR, the comedic duo with play best friends way over their heads and out of their element.

“We’re very excited to be writing,” Wiig and Mumolo said in a statement. “We will be going into a cave for months to finish. An actual cave. We found one that’s nice and big. We’re putting a couch in there.”

Wiig and Mumolo nabbed a best original screenplay Oscar nomination for “Bridesmaids,” which earned a whopping $288.4 million at the box office worldwide.

No date has been set for the film’s release.

MTV News Staff

It’s been only two weeks since Kim Kardashian and Kanye West said “I Do,” but we haven’t seen the last of the Kimye wedding photos.

The couple exchanged vows at Belvedere Fort in Florence, Italy, with their closest friends and family in tow.

In a first look at Baby North, E! confirms the toddler is sporting a mini-Givenchy dress designed specially for her.

Another photo shows Kanye West addressing a white-clad the bridal party after the ceremony, including Khloé, North, Kourtney, Kris Jenner, and Kendall and Kylie Jenner.

Khloé told E! News, “The image was taken right after Kim and Kanye wed. We were all discussing how calm and dream-like the wedding was. The peace in Kim and Kanye was undeniable. We all felt as if they had been married in another lifetime. I have always believed these two are soulmates.”

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By Maurice Bobb

Most artists write a song about a lost love. Not Robin Thicke.

His five-months-and-counting separation from wife Paula Patton has prompted him to write and produce an entire album dedicated to winning her back.

And just so there’s no confusion about whom his seventh solo LP is devoted to, he’s naming it Paula.

That’s right. After debuting the album’s heartfelt single, “Get Her Back,” Thicke is stepping things up a notch for that elusive second chance.

While Patton admitted that she would always have a “deep love” for her husband, she hasn’t yet publicly responded to his new ballad or his repeated attempts to woo her at his recent live performances.

She’ll get another chance, though. The Blurred Lines singer will perform some of his new material at the 2014 BET Awards on June 29.

Paula is scheduled for release on July 1 on Star Trak/Interscope Records.

MTV News Staff