April 25, 2024

Does Miley Cyrus Have A Bottomless Supply Of Penis Props?

Being Miley Cyrus’ accountant is our new unicorn dream job. Why? Because how awesome would it be to fill out her tax forms this year and try to find a way to deduct ALL the gag penis props Miley uses on her tour as professional expenses?

Maybe you could just cut and paste pictures from her Santiago, Chile, show on Wednesday as proof?

Have You Hugged Your Giant Inflatable Penis Today?

Is That A Penis In Your Hair, Or Are You Just Happy To See Me?

The current South American leg of her tour has been SO full of d’s.

All Shapes And Sizes

Often guilty, never convicted. Serving 15 years to life at MTV News.

About the author  ⁄ Gil Kaufman

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