It’s been almost four years since Kanye West interrupted Taylor Swift at the Video Music Awards, drawing the ire of world leaders, epically-maned millionaires and Michael Jackson’s dad, and becoming the inspiration for a truly massive Internet meme in the process.
Yet, despite all that time, and with innumerable Internet fads coming and going since, it seems that Taylor’s still making jokes about “Imma let you finish,” as evidenced by her recent gift to tourmate Ed Sheeran: A jar of homemade jam she labeled with a none-too-subtle reference to Kanye’s onstage rant (“this is the best JAM OF ALL TIME,” she wrote).
And while we realize she’s been pretty busy over the past four years, we can’t help wonder: Has Taylor been near a computer at any point since the 2009 VMAs?!?
If she hasn’t, well, there’s been plenty she’s missed, and since she’s seemingly getting into canning and preserving these days, we’ve come up with a whole list of potential products she could make. These are Taylor Swift’s homemade jams of woefully outdated Internet memes, complete with her handwritten notes.
» “Ed — Have you seen this cat! He looks so grumpy! –T”
» “Ed — You probably think this is Strawberry Jam, but it’s really Rick Astley singing ‘Never Gonna Give You Up!’ — T”
» “Ed — I like turtles! — T”
» “Ed — Yesterday was Thursday, today is Friday, tomorrow is Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards! — T”
» “Ed — This Snowy Owl can’t believe what it just heard! — T”
» “Ed — Leeroy Jenkins!!! — T”
» “Ed — ‘One does not simply walk into Mordor’ or whatever the quote is from that Hobbit movie — T”
» “Ed — Can you believe all the crazy s–t my dad says?!? — T”
» “Ed — Someone suffers a serious mishap or grievous bodily harm and then a cat shows up and plays an electric keyboard! –T”
» “Ed — Babies dancing!!! — T”
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