Sunburns are no laughing matter, if you have one. If someone else has one, though, they’re hilarious. We’ve tackled skin poisoning before, and even quizzed you on whether you can tell a sunburn from a lobster. But every day of summer, people figure out brand new ways to get the most painful temporary tattoos around. After checking out these ones, we won’t blame you for hiding in a bunker for a few months.
1. The Male Pattern Scald-ness
Flickr: CG Sorg
Walter White? Nah, just call this guy “Walter Crimson.”
2. The Give Me A Hand
AerialNoise
Your mom always told you not to pat yourself on the back, and here’s why.
3. The Tribal Tattoo
Is it modern art? Maybe. But he can’t hang this masterpiece in a museum after it peels off.
4. The Snack Attack
Eating ice cream and taking a nap are both nice on a hot day. But combining them means a terrible spoon burn and a big cup of melted sadness.
5. The Unburnt Bracelet
Flickr: Aine D
Pretty much the opposite of how our bullies tortured us with friction in elementary school.
6. The Discount Superman
A homemade “S” makes it look like you’re a hero on a budget. Get a real stencil if you insist on getting your Kal-El on!
7. The Tony The Tiger
They say you can’t change your stripes. They lied.
8. The Couples Burn
…and she complains you never do anything together!
9. The Don’t Worry, Be Happy
Bad burn, don’t care. This dude keeps partying.
10. The Seatbelt Burn
This is what you get for driving around shirtless.
11. The Rich People Problem
@KimKardashian
As Mrs. Kardashian shows us, those big, expensive sunglasses and ski goggles can leave one wicked burn — but you have to be able to afford them first.
Evan Scott Schwartz
Evan Scott Schwartz is a writer from New York City. He does not know how to wink.
No Comments