If Mom and Dad saved up for decades so you can (almost, kind of, j/k yeah right) afford college, then you should be kind enough to pay them back…by shielding them from the horrible truth of your new debaucherous existence. Whether it’s your diet, your partying, your (un-)romantic life, your court hearing or any other time-honored aspect of the undergraduate experience, their ignorance is your bliss.
Check out the video below for all the lies you’re gonna spew when touching base with the ‘rents. If you’re lucky, they won’t remember feeding their parents the exact same b.s. by the shovelful once upon a time.
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