If you’ve been privileged enough (*sarcasm*) to experience the hormonal and physical atrocities associated with pregnancy and the clawing, oxygen-sucking pains of labor, then you will surely relate to the fourth — and final (please don’t shoot the messenger) — season of “Snooki & JWOWW,” which comes equipped with countless mentions of vaginal discomfort and mucous plugs. And if you have no idea what a mucous plug is, we implore you to edumacate yourself with 12 new episodes of the show, starting November 5.
We just got our hands on the Season 4 trailer, and it’s only a small taste of the LOL-ness in store (hey, this is the Internet — we’re allowed to make up words). With both girls pregnant and one on the way to the altar, we couldn’t have dreamed up a better recipe for the type of ridiculousness that only occurs between longtime best friends who, just four years ago, were beating up their roommates (see: “Jersey Shore,” Season 2). Ah, the way they were.
In the video below, you’ll find scenes that epitomize love, friendship and the misery miracle of birth. Give it a watch, plus check out our picks for its best quotes.
“Me and Jenni are having two babies…it’s gonna be a s**t show.” — Snooki
“I think I’m gonna poop because I ate two grilled cheeses.” — Snooki, mid-labor
“You’re all uninvited.” — Snooki, to her bridal shower guests
“Try not to have pre-marital sex until after the wedding.” — a priest, to Snooki
JWOWW: “Do you feel like a virgin?”
Snooki, wearing a white wedding gown: “A pregnant virgin.”
JWOWW: “You’re pregnant with Satan.”
Snooki: “You’re pregnant with a stripper.”
And in case your memory is shot, here are some scenes from an alternate universe:
JWOWW vs. Sammi
Snooki vs. Angelina
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