As just announced, Warner Brothers is developing a big-screen reboot of long running TV show and syndication mainstay “Gilligan’s Island,” to star “
First up, casting: Chris Klein as The Professor Kellan Lutz as Gilligan Megan Fox as Ginger Hulk Hogan as The Skipper Tyler Perry As Madea As Mary Anne With casting out of the way, it was time to turn our expert pens to the question of other updates. 1) Coconut phones, a mainstay of the series, would have to be updated into coconut iPhones. 2) As for the circumstances of the famous three-hour tour, Thurston Howell is a 23-year-old Internet billionaire who created a GPS app. 3) The tour itself will be shortened from three hours to two and a half minutes to accommodate modern attention spans. 4) Robert DeNiro makes a surprise cameo appearance as a crusty captain who has been on the island for thirty years. 5) At the end of the movie, Psy shows up with back-up band Fall Out Boy to play a parody of Gangnam Style titled, “Gilligan Style.” For no reason. The big question of course is: will the Harlem Globetrotters be back? As of press time, they could not be reached for comment, because we didn’t try that hard. More news on “Gilligan’s Island” as it breaks.
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