Hello, internet reader. This is a shirt that I want. Yes, it’s plastered with illustrations of tampon boxes. No, I’m not a serial killer. Not that I’d tell you if I was…
Wacky Wacko
“Why do you want a t-shirt covered in tampons?” you may be wondering/asking aloud/shouting at your screen. Well, first of all, it’s covered in tampon boxes—and a few Diva Cups—but to answer your question, it’s because I have a predilection for things that make other people uncomfortable. And the human menstrual cycle is just one of those magical things in life that is—scientifically speaking—universally uncomfy-making.
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The curveball here, though, is that tampons are actually pretty trendy right now. I mean, there was a London Fashion Week show THIS WEEK that sent models down the runway with bloody tampon earrings. Also, to quote Charli XCX (who BTW wants to sell tampons as merch at her shows), “PERIODS ARE PUNK,” and this shirt might be the punkest of all. Why? Because it’s the handiwork of Seth Bogart of Cali-based punk band Hunx & His Punx (and recent Saint Laurent collaborator).
Punk tampons? YSL fashun cred? AND it’s PINK??!? ADD TO CART. DONE. BYE.
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