Every year when Halloween rolls around, we’re always on the lookout for the new, never-before-seen costumes. So, we peeped some pieces that just dropped on our go-to Halloween sites, and the results were, um, very interesting.
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One costume that was particularly mind-boggling? This “Sexy DJ” ensemble. The description reads, “Get the party pumping in Yandy’s limited edition, two-piece Sexy DJ costume featuring a white, racer back crop top with a glittery front pocket that holds your cell phone and a metallic silver mini skirt with a record table front. (Light-up hat, cellphone, and headphones not included.)” So, basically, for nearly $80, you get a sports bra with a pocket and skirt that may cover your butt. No guarantees. And you’ll have to shell out another $69 bucks for that light-up “Animal DJ Hood.”
Yandy.com
So, yea. This is a thing that exists. A few questions before we let you go with this information, though. In what universe are Deadmau5‘s turntables attached him? In what setting is Deadmau5 so lo-fi that he just uses an iPhone/iPod? What kind of shoes and/or coat do you wear with this? Remember, it gets cold on All Hallow’s Eve.
The costume will hit Yandy.com very soon, but if you plan on spending nearly $150 to look like Deadmau5, we suggest just going all-in on the real thing.