Basic bitches of the world, we understand that artsy tattoo pics on Tumblr and Pinterest make you wanna get inked ASAP. We don’t blame you. We understand your pain — so we rounded up our favorite omg-this-is-too-cute tats below.

Even if you don’t actually want a tattoo, it’s still fun to look…

1. A brightly colored, petite heart

Before you get mad at me for calling all these tattoos “basic,” I’m letting you know that I have this exact same heart tattoo — a.k.a. I am a basic bitch. I’ve accepted it and moved on with my life. Embrace your basicness, everybody.

2. An engagement tattoo

3. Underboob cursive script

4. Base-of-neck cursive script

5. A lil’ somethin’ somethin’ on you finger

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6. A crescent moon resting in your collarbone crevasse

7. Fancy vocabulary

8. A cute baby elephant

9. A cute baby fox

10. And a cute cat tattoo next to a cat that’s angrily glaring at you

11. A stereotypical beach souvenir

12. A dandelion gracefully blowing in the breeze (or just this girl’s breath)

13. How you mark your territory

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Last week, Shelby Magnani walked into a medical clinic in Ankeny, Iowa complaining of stomach pains. Turns out she was actually 34 weeks (!!!) pregnant with twins.

“I had really sharp pain in my left side and went into the doctor, and they said we think you might be pregnant,” Magnani told WHOtv. “They told me I was six months and told me to get down to the ER. They did an ultrasound and told me it was twins.”

These weren’t your average, run-of-the-mill twins though. They were incredibly rare monoamniotic twins, which account for less than 1% of all twins. Monoamniotic twins share a single amniotic sac and placenta, and this can lead to complications during pregnancy — like a 50% survival rate for the babies.

Magnani’s daughters Ava and Anna were born via emergency C-section a few hours after she went to the clinic. Though the girls have to be monitored at the hospital for a couple weeks, both of them are healthy and are expected to go home soon.

Magnani and her fiancé James Croskey, both 23, are thankful that nothing went wrong during such a high-risk pregnancy.

“I love them, I love them more than anything,” says Croskey told WHOtv about his daughters.

But is it really possible to be pregnant and not know it for almost eight months? According to obstetrician and gynocologist Dr. Mark Hathaway — who did not treat Magnani — “It definitely happens.”

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In case you didn’t feel lazy enough already, the story of cancer survivor Zach Zeiler will definitely make you feel like a professional couch potato. In 2010, Zeiler — who hails from Ida, Michigan — was diagnosed with Hodgkin’s Lymphoma at 15 years old.

He dropped to 100 pounds following his diagnosis and treatment, but it didn’t damage Zeiler’s spirit. He began working out and building muscle, which led to a dramatic transformation.

“I started lifting after my radiation treatments because I knew it would help me gain weight and look less sickly,” Zeiler told MailOnline. “It was a great way to channel a lot of the anger I felt — and I got addicted to it, it became my passion.”

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Zeiler, now 20 and cancer-free, works out for two hours every day. He posts videos of his intense routines to YouTube and shirtless selfies galore on his Instagram. Given his inspiring story and — let’s face it — ripped bod, it’s no surprise he’s an viral internet star with thousands of followers.

(That’s him with his girlfriend, Tara, who has “been by my side through everything,” Zeiler said.)

Here’s a couple more photos and a video from his Instagram because, don’t lie, you know you wanna see them.

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‘Tis the Halloween season, everybody! In case you’re prepping your house/dorm/apartment for trick-or-treaters, Reddit found the ultimate prop that will scare their socks off and/or make them pee themselves.

Behold the chair screamer (make sure your speakers are on to get the full effect):

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Pretty crazy, right? Poison Props, the company behind the chair screamer, specializes in animatronic props for haunted houses. Their website is full of gruesome products.

There’s the asylum killer with an insanely creepy laugh.

And a bloody autopsy table that kind of sounds like it’s trying to say something, but I can’t quite make out what it is.

Oh, and you can’t forget this ghastly upside-down clown.

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Of course, all of these decorations are crazy expensive — the chair screamer will put you back over $2000 — so you won’t actually be able to afford decking out your place in Poison Props. But it’s still fun to watch the videos and wish we could scare everyone with them.

Deepa Lakshmin @dlakshmin