You spent the first few years of your life trying to convince your parents that you didn’t need a nap — and now, decades later, you desperately wish you could skip all your grown-up responsibilities and just take a freakin’ nap instead. But do you deserve to participate in one of life’s greatest luxuries? Take our quiz to find out.
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We know Mondays are hard — but at least you’re having a better day than this poor kid, who straight-up passed out while climbing onstage to join a street performer. To make things even worse (or better?), One Direction’s “What Makes You Beautiful” is blaring in the background the entire time. See the priceless video for yourself:
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Stage and street performer Quinn Beasley tried to help out the little guy at first…
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…but ultimately continued his dancing, because, ya know, the show goes on and all.
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We’ve reached out to Beasley to find out what went down after this video ended. We’ll let you know the deets as soon as soon as we know ‘em.
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This week’s “Girl Code” episode, which airs tonight at 11/10c on MTV, has got the scoop on what it means to have strength. Strong girls are everywhere, and everyone’s strong in their own unique way — but nothing screams “don’t mess with me” quite like a resting bitchface does.
People hate on chronically bitchy faces all the time, and we’re here to tell you that it’s absolutely OK to have a less-than-thrilled facial expression 99% of the time. Here’s a few reasons why all ladies should just embrace it:
1. People avoid sitting next to you on a crowded subway or bus
You don’t even need to pull out that old stick-your-purse-on-the-seat-next-to-you-so-everyone-knows-it’s-occupied trick. Oncoming passengers take one look at your stank face and know they’re definitely not welcome.
2. You won’t get laugh line wrinkles
3. Bad first dates don’t turn into bad second dates
Reality show “Nitro Circus Live” returns to MTV2 tonight at 11/10c. To get you pumped for all the action, we bring you six videos of people doing their own (failed) flips and tricks. Miraculously none of these daredevils died in their adventures, but there were more than a few broken bones involved — so kids, please don’t try any of this at home.
1. This BASE jumper whose cliff jump turned into slow-motion cliff fall
2. A Moto X rider whose bike flew out from under him
4. The FMX rider who missed his superman grip
3. A water skier who took the plunge
5. The rally driver who attempted to break the world record for the longest ramp car jump
6. A motorcyclist who crashed at 140 MPH
Watch “Nitro Circus Live” Every Wednesday At 11/10c On MTV2
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The only thing more expensive than tuition? Textbooks. Well, not really, but you get the point. Every semester, professors tell you to purchase some absurdly expensive book that they swear you’ll need to pass the class — and you listen to them, because you’re a good student and all. And then by the end of the year, you realize you’ve opened that $100 textbook exactly once. Oops.
Stop wasting your money, because we found the only textbooks you need to survive college. We promise these required readings are well worth your hard-earned cash…
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Getting rejected by your crush is rough, but we’ve all been there before. These kids learned the hard way that nothing lasts forever. Hopefully these notes don’t bring back traumatizing memories of your first heartbreak…
1. “Ashely” the player
2. This kid who’s afraid of Alexa’s mom
3. Shawn, who needs to “git it together”
4. This heartfelt anniversary gift
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5. “Stevee” is SO over it
6. Srry Bye
7. I “fell” that, bro
8. Ugh, moms ruin everything
9. Bye Felicia
10. This girl-hater
11. Paige wants a divorce, stat
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Ahh, the sex talk. We’ve all heard it some way — from our parents, from our 7th grade sex ed teacher, from our older sister’s copy of Cosmo. (No? That was just me? K, cool.)
We know you’re spending a borderline embarrassing amount of time on SnapChat these days. What would a sex talk from the app look like? These art history snaps seem to have nailed it:
Don’t do it just because all your friends are doing it
Feeling aroused is a natural thing
Your first time should be with someone you trust
Make sure you’re 100% ready to take the next step
Get tested so nobody catches the bad kind of cooties
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Try to set the mood beforehand
Foreplay is extremely important
It’s not polite to stare
Wear a condom!
No, really. You still need a condom!!!
Dirty talk is more common than you think
Some people have weird fetishes
Multiple orgasms are not a myth
Don’t do anything you’re not comfortable doing
Sex isn’t always like it is in the movies
Don’t text anything you wouldn’t want your grandmother to see
And don’t worry — size really doesn’t matter!
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Professional stunt rider Danny MacAskill just posted a new make-your-stomach drop video — biking, flipping and climbing across the Cuillin Ridge on Scotland’s Isle of Skye. The 28-year-old’s impressive skills have turned him into a YouTube celebrity, and it’s easy to see why…
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If watching a video is this intense, we can’t even imagine what it must be like to do this stuff. Check out MacAskill’s full 7.5-mile cycling adventure below:
Can’t get enough of action sports? “Nitro Circus Live” returns to MTV2 next Wednesday, October 8th at 11/10c. Tune in for more extreme turns, flips and drops!
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A 22-year-old woman in Colombia grew a potato inside her vagina thanks to some inaccurate advice from her mother, International Business Times reports.
“My mum told me that if I didn’t want to get pregnant, I should put a potato up there, and I believed her,” she said.
The woman came to the hospital seeking treatment for intense abdominal pains, and doctors were shocked by what they found — a potato that, over the course of two weeks, had germinated inside her vagina. The patient’s nurse discovered roots literally growing out of the woman’s nether regions.
Luckily, Doctors were able to remove the potato without any surgery. The girl thankfully won’t suffer any lasting damage, except maybe not wanting to eat any potatoes for awhile.
This unfortunate incident is an urgent reminder that sexual education is an important issue for young men and women everywhere. If you have questions about effective contraceptive methods, please visit Bedsider.org. MTV’s It’s Your Sex Life website also has a ton of useful info about sexual health and pregnancy.
Related: This Lady Finds A Sex Toy Stuck Inside Her After 10 Years…WHAT?
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October is breast cancer awareness month, and Nestlé Fitness is committed to the cause. As part of their Pink Ribbon initiative — a campaign that encourages breast self-examinations — Nestlé Fitness rigged a woman’s bra with a hidden camera to find out just how many people sneaked a peek during her day.
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Watch all 37 glances — some more painfully obvious than others — below:
The video ends with a call-to-action: “Checking your breasts regularly helps prevent breast cancer.”
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Early detection makes all the difference for breast cancer, and Nestlé Fitness continues to spread the word through #CheckYourSelfie.
For more about about what you can do to raise cancer awareness, visit Stand Up To Cancer.
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