Kate Nash has a new song and music video, and it’s all her own. The British singer-songwriter not only wrote and recorded “She Rules” herself, but she edited its video on iMovie. Clearly, the girl gang needs no fancy treatments.

“She is the one that I can count on/ She will be what I need to function/ She’ll make it happen/ Yeah, she makes sh– happen,” Nash sings in a lazy, matter-of-fact voice before launching into the chorus: “She rules/ And I need her.”

The DIY vibe triumphs in the vid, as Kate and her friends and family dance it up in their bedrooms, backyards and at the beach. So, bust out your sunnies, dye your hair an unnatural color (throw it up in a high-pony or cut your bangs), slip on something floral and make a move. That’s all you need to do.

Emilee Lindner

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We Selenators look out for each other. So when we noticed that Selena Gomez was throwing out a few signs that she might be going through some stuff, we wanted to jump right there by her side.

You know, whether her vague quotes were about Justin Bieber doesn’t matter. The fact is, Selenators are family, and when she speaks to us, we speak back.

Earlier this week, she reached out directly to fans on Instagram. “You’re always listened to,” she wrote on one pic, continuing on another, “And usually always right.”

Selenators, whether they supported Jelena or not, just want her to be happy. But many (media like us are to blame) are pegging Selena’s every move to Justin’s photos with a new girl. Selena posts pics with friends? It must be because she’s trying to forget Justin. Selena posts picture of ocean? She must be contemplating her lost relationship. Oh, she’s hanging out with other people? She trying to make him jealous. She’s wearing a bikini? Definitely trying to make Justin jealous. And that quote she put up? That must be her sending shade to Justin.

Not to mention this article that claims they’re “officially engaged” in a rebound dating duel.

Let’s stop reading into Selena’s life through a Justin Bieber lens. Let’s just see Selena for Selena.

While the couple took a weird, meandering, on-again-off-again turn, she admitted on Instagram that she always knew how it would end up. ...

Justin Timberlake celebrated TBT in the truest, boy-bandiest way possible last night when Joey Fatone surprised him onstage at his New York City show Thursday.

His NSYNC buddy had been partying up in the Hammerstein Ballroom balcony during the show until he disappeared, reappearing onstage during “Suit & Tie.” While Joey was singing with the Tennessee Kids, Justin was unaware, despite screams from the audience.

And after a few moments of oblivion, JT turned around, saw his ol’ NSYNC pal and said, “Let’s hear it for the Fat One!” Don’t act like you’ve never called Joey that (love you, Joey).

All in all, the surprise bumped up the fun during the high-energy concert.

While Joey served as one #TBT, Justin reminisced with another throwback when he posted an old-school picture of him as a toddler. Holding a baby banjo, a confounded JT joins a grown-up band, complete with stand-up bass, guitar and big-boy banjo. Guess he’s been a musician all along!

Emilee Lindner

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There are no better actors than soccer players. Just flick on the 2014 World Cup, and you’ll see players falling all over the place, whether they were provoked or not.

Touch someone with a pinky? They have a bloody nose. Brush against them while running after the ball? Sprained ankle, of course. They’ll do anything for a foul on the other team.

Watch how this brilliant video shows how those scenes would play out in ordinary life — in slow motion.

Don’t you dare tap someone at the grocery store…

And for your viewing pleasure, a montage of soccer players faking injuries.

Emilee Lindner

Member of MTV News' Cat Braintrust, has an unhealthy obsession with pork dumplings and tweeting Austin Mahone's mom. Follow @emileelindner

This video of a hedgehog’s birthday party will have you making cutesy sound effects. But get it together. You’re an adult. It’s just a hedgehog. With her two hamster friends. And they’re just eating the tiniest little cake with precious hats in front of an adorable Happy Birthday banner. Pull yourself up, man. It’s not a big deal.

But look at the hamsters eating the pink-frosting confection. “Blaugh blaugh blaugghghhhh.”

And look at the hedgehog with its cute lil prickles chowing down. “Nom nom nom. Merh merh merh.”

And look at her knock down the cake at the end like that baker hadn’t spent hours preparing it. “Who me?”

I’m dedicating this one to Jessica Simpson and Little Mix’s Perrie Edwards, who are both celebrating birthdays today. May you both have joyous parties like this one – pink frosting included.

Emilee Lindner

Member of MTV News' Cat Braintrust, has an unhealthy obsession with pork dumplings and tweeting Austin Mahone's mom. Follow @emileelindner