by Emilee Lindner 28 mins ago
I may not be a gamer, but I’ve been known to drive a few warthogs, shoot some portals and unleash my fair share of banana peels at Yoshi. So, you know, pretty advanced. Needless to say, I killed it at this new Kim Kardashian game she released on Wednesday.
So far, I’ve reached level 5 on “Kim Kardashian: Hollywood” and I’ve already met Kim K, signed with an agent and had my own photo shoot. Oh yeah, and I flirted with this girl’s boyfriend and she is PISSED.
Can you shoot needlers? No. Can you hear Steve Madden in the background? No. Can you match orange candies together? No. And thank goodness.
Here’s what you can, and what I did do:
Ditch My Boring Job In Retail
But make sure you fold those clothes first.
Give Kim Kardashian A Free Dress
Because what would you if she showed up to your boutique?
When Kim Calls, Answer
Don’t forget to pick the cash off the floor when you achieve your goals, like meeting someone or changing your clothes.
Get Noticed At Kim K’s Photo Shoot
How do they know my name already? I’m making waves and I’m only on level 2. Like I said, CRUSHING.
Change My Hair
Wait for background change, check negatives, touch up your makeup. It’s like my real life.
Get An Agent, Because I’m That Beautiful
Warning: this game will give you intense self-confidence.
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