Beyoncé certainly has a way of silencing her haters (see: VMA Video Vangaurd performance). And with a few photos, the singer may be responding to those who say she Photoshops her body.

While she may have used Photoshop in the past, the recent round of bikini pics are all natural, with Bey flaunting a small waist and curvaceous hips — all with an “oh, you’re taking photos of ME?” attitude.

Hey y’all, see this?

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That shadow behind? PERFECTLY MATCHES UP WITH MY BODY

No skewed lines here! HAHA Take that, haters!

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Jon Stewart has responded to the angry One Direction fans who started a trending campaign online calling out “The Daily Show.” Last week, Directioners thought show correspondent, Jessica Williams, named Zayn Malik as a terrorist as she slid One Direction into a long list of terrorist groups.

Although it was all a joke, Directioners took it seriously, and started the hashtag #TheDailyShowGoneTooFar, saying it was unfair to call Zayn a terrorist because of his Muslim and Pakistani background (however, Williams never said Zayn’s name).

After what was surely a full weekend of cyber bullying from the uber-passionate-sometimes-scary Directioners, Stewart or Williams were bound to do a sketch about it on Monday. Instead, Stewart mentioned the whole hullaballo with a mere passing remark about how Directioners’ passion should be used for something more constructive, like fighting climate change.

While commenting on President Obama’s UN speech about climate change, Obama says there’s one issue that’s the most influential in our world. Stewart took a guess at what that issue might be: “The terrifying enthusiasm of One Direction fans?”

“I had to sign out of my own Instagram!” he said, whimpering down to his desk, adding that if we used the enthusiasm of 1D fans in the struggle against global warming, we might have more successful results.

Watch the video and tell us what you think! Should we put Harry on an iceberg?

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We’ve been dying to see what Neil Patrick Harris‘ wedding in Italy looked like the minute he announced that he and David Burtka got married earlier this month. And now, the actor is showing off some snaps from the magical night.

NPH visited David Letterman last night on “The Late Show” and gave the scoop on his first dance. The couple were introduced by Sir Elton John (Neil does a great impression, if that surprises you), and they danced to Kelly Clarkson’s “A Moment Like This.”

Neil Patrick Harris

The newlyweds hired a pyrotechnics guy to light off fireworks at the climactic key change of the song (Neil does a great Kelly impression too), and when the sparks flew, their photographer friend capture this photo:

Neil Patrick Harris

If that doesn’t help you witness true happiness, I don’t know what will. Watch him describe his perfect wedding in the video below:

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Remember when Taylor Swift invited fans to her house so they could listen to her unreleased album 1989 and we thought it was all cute and adorable? Well, yeah, she did it again in Nashville. And you know why? Because Taylor has MULTIPLE houses to invite her MULTIPLE fans to. So why not do it all over again?

I’m freaking out because this only means one thing: Taylor might be bringing her 1989 Secret Sessions to New York, where she has an apartment, and Rhode Island, where she has a ginormous house. Yes.

Related: I Went To Taylor Swift’s House And Listened To Her Unreleased Album.

I’m also thinking that I know who ate those chai tea cookies with eggnog frosting: the 89 people she invited over.

Fans got to hold Grammys, pet Olivia Benson, play her piano and take pictures with Taylor. After hearing all of 1989 they had a dance party to “Shake it Off.”

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Taylor Swift is kind of a cookie monster, if you didn’t notice. And I’m not sure if her baking obsession can be blamed on her bestie Karlie Kloss, who has her own brand of cookies for backstage at fashion shows, or if cookies are just so damn delicious. I’m guessing it’s the latter.

Swift Instgrammed her “Chai sugar cookies with cinnamon eggnog icing” (because what else would you do with cookies?), calling them “Christmas in September.” But of course, this isn’t her first confection she’s shown off.

Rememer the Christmas cookies she made with Hailee Steinfeld?

Or the apple pie she made for July 4?

Or what about that day off she had where she made a batch of chocolate chip?

At her recent listening party, she served fans pumpkin chocolate chip cookies, and shared the Food Network recipe on Tumblr. And since Taylor just seems to Google recipes like normal people, I thought I’d see what I could find on the Internet about chai cinnamon eggnog cookies. Turns out, Betty Crocker has some answers. I’ve added commentary, if you don’t mind.

Here’s what you’re going to need:

1 tea bag chai tea

sugar cookie mix

1/2 cup butter, melted

1 egg

1/4 cup eggnog (do not use canned)

Cinnamon-sugar

1 cup powdered sugar

1/2 teaspoon freshly grated nutmeg

What to do:

1. First thing you’re going to want to do is preheat your oven, so turn the dial over to 350 F. Finish off your prep work by lining your baking sheets with parchment paper. ...

Lorde isn’t one to do things plainly — so when we finally heard her soundtrack song for “The Hunger Games: Mockingjay – Part 1,” it was a spectacle.

“People talk to me and their voices just burn holes,” she sings on “Yellow Flicker Beat,” dedicated to our heroine Katniss Everdeen. “They used to shout my name, now they whisper it.”

The singer released the menacing track on Monday (September 29). It starts slowly, but in true Lorde fashion, it explodes in a chaotic chorus complete with a shrieking beat and an evil, distopian vibe — matching the Capitol’s crushing oppression and the rest of Panem’s frantic and dedicated struggle to break free.

Along with releasing the song, Lorde wrote a thank you note to her fans on Tumblr (read it; it’s real), celebrating the first anniversary of Pure Heroine‘s release. Of the “Mockingjay” track, she writes: “it’s my first offering from what i hope will be a soundtrack you love. it’s my attempt at getting inside her head, katniss’. i hope you like it.”

Lorde has been teasing the lyrics for the creepy track all week, writing on her arms and stones in anticipation for today’s release.

“Mockingjay” is the third installment in the “Hunger Games” series, and will be out in theaters November 21.

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Miley Cyrus and Sky Ferreira are buds, and, as we know, imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, so Miley recreated Sky’s album cover in the shower. Because why wouldn’t you get naked in honor of your famous friend?

Miley has spot-on smudgy mascara, a demure facial expression and hair dripping wet. Here’s the non-nipple version of Sky’s album cover for Night Time, My Time.

Twinsies!

The two musical pals tweet each other all the time — the funniest being the time Miley’s little sister Noah didn’t understand Sky’s “Rachel” haircut.

Is Miley’s Sky impression on or off? Tell us in the comments!

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