November 15, 2024

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#Shehashadit Takes On New York Fashion Week Street Style: Day 8

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OK, OK, OK, we couldn’t let Jarvis Derrell of #shehashadit go just yet. Here’s his final final take on New York Fashion Week street style. Jarvis we’ll miss you! Until next time.

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YAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSS KWEEN YAAAAAAAAASSSSSSS!!! You betta serve me all types of Baby-Sitter’s Club: All Grown Up realness guuurrlll! I livvvvveeee!!! Kiesha guurrrlll, it looks like Miss Dawn has finally grew her some shondalaboobs and now she’s telling NYFW and all the shady Kweens of Stony Brook Awwwlllllll about em’!! YAAAAASSSS! Wheeewwww Mary Anne and Kristy betta hide their men, OKAAAAAYYYY!!!! #liftandseperate #broughttoyoubyducttapeandprayer #yaaassss #tossthathairkween #thekidsarentready #fierceinfloral #summercampcirca96 #camptwerkaway #sayhellotoherfriends #babysittersclub #andthatshowmybestfriendbecamemystepmom #furious #clutchthatclutch #myfave #nostalgicthriving #reignkweenreign

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YAAAAAAAASSSSSSS YAAAAAASSSSSSSSS YAAAAAAAASSSSS!!!! Kweens, it’s the last day of NYFW, so make your street style statements now, or shondala-forever hold your peace!!! Okaaaaaaayyyy!!!! I mean Kiesha, these two Kweens clearly got the memo, so I KNOW everyone else did as well!!! Horizontal stripes vs. vertical stripes in a shondala-death match refereed by cheetah print and a fierce resting b**** face??? Ummm Kweens it sounds like EVERYONE wins here, amen!!! And her friend (Kween Anna Dello Russo), not to be topped, is serving us Star Wars intergalactic pop-up adventure book and 3-D glasses matching set REALNESS, and Kiesha I am gagging over it!!! Church, WHAT a duo!!! #yaaaasssss #reading #2for1special #girlfriendsatapartywewerentinvitedto #dontleaveme #ihateeveryonehere #gurrrlllmeto #stripesandstripesforever #hashtagblessed #kweensinmotion #ibettheybothsmelllikechardonnayandandgoodcredit #mustbenice #popupbook #3dstreetstyle #lookoutpolo #drycleaningmusthateher #obsessed

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#Shehashadit Takes On New York Fashion Week Street Style: Day 7

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Welp, NYFW is officially over, which means Jarvis Derrell of #shehashadit is here to give us his final take on some looks he spotted outside Lincoln Center (as he’s been doing all week long). See y’all next season!

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WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWW, Kiesha!!!!!!!!!! Gurrrrrrrlll, I’m seeing red!!!!!! I guess day 7 of NYFW is when the street style Kweens start giving up!!!! WHEEEEEWWWWW! Now church, you know I’m NEVER one to judge or hold resentment against the kids, but that being said, you also all know that I’m an out and proud corkaphobe (fear of tall women in cork heels who probably drink boxed wine)! I’m sorry, I’m sorry! The bible says, “Love the Kween, not the shoesware!” AMENTZ!!!!!!!! Lol, Kiesha, gurrllll I just don’t know how a kween could choose to live her life that way! ;) But in other news gurrrl, who doesn’t live for a sensible boring shondalafloral dress matched with a skinny belt cinched at the waist to furthermore prove just how much skinnier she is than everyone else?!!!! UGHHHHHHH!!!! #gurrrlllshesonthinicewithme #lookather #sheknowsittoo #corkheels #thedevilsgifttocankles #truth #howeverilivefortheclutch #nothingelse #shondalalame #Shehashadit

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YAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSS Kween, YAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSS!!! Guuuuurrrrrll, I feel the same way!!! NYFW is grueling and exhausting and thank god it’s almost over Kiesha because my closet is a shondalamess, and I’ve practically maxed out several of my roommate’s dad’s credit cards (DON’T ASK KWEENS! DON’T ASK!) at H&M, Forever 21 and the Whole Foods salad bar! All in the name ...

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#Shehashadit Takes On New York Fashion Week Street Style: Day 4

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We’re heading into the home stretch of Fashion Week, y’all. Jarvis Derrell of #shehashadit is here to give us his take on a few outfits spotted outside Lincoln Center, as he’s been doing since NYFW kicked off.

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YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSS!!!! See Kiesha, the true key to nailing it in street style is to take the most glamorous things and make them look as natural as possible guuurrrlll! Like this over priced organic recycled reusable grocery bag Elaganza for example!!! EVERYTHING!!! Oh and Kweens don’t forget the good ol’ pigeon-toed model in rest pose, because that’s natural as well!!! #mychiropractorstellingmeno #butmyinstagramistellingmeyaaaasss #ilive #legs #kneecaps #hair #soofierce #wholefoodshasneverbeensexier #clearlyshesreadyfordinner #shecantevenlookyouintheeye #ifeelyoukween #serveon

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YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSASSSSSSSSSS!!!! Colorful, functional, dramatic and ready to go at any moment!!! No Kweens I’m not talk about my Tinder bio, I’m talking about this fierce look! OBSESSED!!!! Fierce color patches of duty free realness in multiple languages, with a sensible short short, all the way down to a comfortable walking shoe just in time for a Sunday stroll and or charity marathon? LIVE YO LIFE GUUURRRRLLLL!!! I’m literally gagging over this look, because it’s everything I love about street style, and this Kween could care less!!!! YAAAAAASSSSSS REIGN!!!! #cantbebothered #mustbenice #haterblockers #aka #expensiveglasses #madetolookcheap #ha #messyupdo #myfavorite #legsdarling #runningshoes #sensible #theshehashaditnewyorkmarathon #runningforagoodcause #myrent #everybodyaintable #amen

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YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSS KWEEN YAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSS!!!!! Sister Kween Regent Anna Wintour!!!!! Mother of the house of Simplified Shondala-Elaganza! Founding Pastor of the church of Opulence & ...

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#Shehashadit Takes On New York Fashion Week Street Style: Day 3

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Whaddaya mean the weekend’s almost over? Thankfully, we’ve got Jarvis Derrell of #shehashadit on deck to help out with coverage of Street Style. Before you read below for his breakdown of Day 3 of NYFW, you should check out yesterday’s and Friday’s recap.

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YAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSS KWEEN!!!!!! In the world of NYFW Street Style, there’s no such thing as traffic! Okaaaayyyy!!! Just make sure you’re really turning out a look that day guuurrrrllll, ….OH and wear bright colors!!! Cause Kiesha guuurrlll, one time I tried to bring out my inner Lupita on a budget, by wearing a floor length H&M evening gown with just a green headband on my bald head covered in lotion! Guuurrrllll, I tried to take one little Instagram pic in the middle of the road, and got hit by 2 cabs!!!! So Kweens I’d say, don’t try this at home! Amen! #lookbothways #commenceserving #whiteladypriviledge #obsessed #anybodyneedacab #stop #inthenameofshoes #nailingit #brave #hitme #iaintneverscared #guuuurrrrllll #thrive

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Yaaaaaaaassssssss Kween!!! Leather, fringe, visible bra-straps, and a sensible side pony???!!!! Guuuuurrrrllll I wore this same thing only sexier once to my parole hearing, ended up having to serve even more time, LOL!!! Oh well, I guess the judge couldn’t take a joke!!! Thankfully on the streets of NYFW you can wear a $300 trashbag with a singed waist and the kids will LIIIIVVVVEEEE!!! Enjoy it while it lasts Kiesha!!! #yaaaaasssss #omgthatclutch #obsessed #lazyleather #betterbepleather #lightweight #fiercefringe #clairesassesories #thewholeline #shehashadit ...

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#Shehashadit Takes On New York Fashion Week Street Style: Day 2

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Jarvis Derrell, the brains behind #shehashadit, is back with us on Day 2 of New York Fashion Week. If you missed yesterday’s recap, you muhhhst check it out–just don’t be drinking anything near your computer while you do. He’ll be with us all week, breaking down street style fashion for us, so keep ya eyes peeled for more.

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YAAAAAASSSSS YAAAAAASSSSSS YAAAAASSSSSS! Take note Kweens, THIS is how it’s done!!! Okaaayyyy!!!! I call this pose “Direct Deposit Opulence! AMEN!!! It’s feels like moments before this photo was taken, this regal Kween checked her bank statement, only to find out she’s even richer then when she left home this morning, so she crosses legs, looks up to the sky, and says “YAAAAAAAASSSSSS LORDT, THANK YEWWWW”….but silently! ;) I do the same thing when my food stamps kick in!!! #opulenceforeveryone #shesatfashionweekcountingdollars #imatchipotlecountingquarters #ineedthisburritobowl #justlikeineedtopayrent #whew #everybodyaintable #butimgladsheis #thrivekween #obsessed

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YAAAAAAAAASSSSSSS YAAAAAAAASSSSSSSS YAAAAAAASSSSSSSSS!!!!!!! These Sister Kweens are giving me everything I need in life and more! JUST EVERYTHING!!!! I mean, sequins, stripes, animal prints, fur and GRASS???? …YEEESSS please! Ummmm, both of these shondalalooks are like a modern day Golden Girls marathon I never want to end, OKAAAYYYY!!! #thankyouforservingalook #yaaaassss #shadypineskween #naughtyblanche #dirtydorothy #sequinflowerpatch #yesgod #legshoney #thoseshoeskween #ilive #bagbyhomedepot #sistahsistah #greenandblack #cheetahhats #clueless #nyfw #day2 #thriving

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YAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSS Kween SLAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY!!!!! Now Keisha, you know I live for the pure dramatics of a sensible twirl guuurrrlll! And guuurrrlll Miss Kween is letting ...

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#Shehashadit Takes On New York Fashion Week Street Style: Day 1

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YAAASSSSS, our old friend Jarvis Derrell of #shehashadit is back to break down New York Fashion Week for us. If you’ve missed his past coverage, be sure to check it out–otherwise, check below for all that Day 1 of NYFW had to offer.

One Kween, Two Kweens, Three Kweens? WHEW KWEEEEEEENNNN!!!! Yassssss gurl, the ‘Nistas (as in Fashionistas) are shondalatrolling Lincoln Center which can only mean one thing! It’s that time of year again!!! NEW YORK FASHION WEEK!!! My favorite!!! So many Kweens nailing and failing, and absolutely no one eating a burger!!!! I live!

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Yaaaaassss!!!! This Kween is serving us Pippi Longstocking, public school basics realness with just a small side of black shoe and a kiss of beginniner opulence 101!!! YAAAAASSSSS!!! Kiesha guuurrrlllll, this takes me back to my first fashion week in NY, when all I had to wear was a bootlegged House of Dereon dress covered in pictures of Tina Knowles matched with a pair of tube socks and Payless heels!!!! Whew Kweens, I’ve come so far!!!! #day1 #lessisless #paceyourselfkween #6moredaysto #shewokeuplikethisrealness #butshemightwannagobacktobed #pissed #obsessed #frenchbraids #frenchroots #shondalasocks #everybodyaintable #shehashadit

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Yaaaaaaaaaaaaasssssss!!!!! Choices choices choices Kweens okaaaayyy!!! I mean, Kiesha guuurrrllll, there is nothing I love more than a bold woman serving me world peace and a look, hunty !!! OBSESSED! Satin, velour, and fur??? I die! Church I’m so blessed to see that the croptop is finally making a come back, amen!!! ...

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#SheHasHadIt Takes On VMA Fashion

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We’ve discussed 2014 VMA fashion down to the details, we’ve chosen our best dressed, and now we’ve enlisted the help of our longtime friend Jarvis Derrell (a.k.a. the brains behind #shehashadit) to give us his take on all things VMA.

ARIANA GRANDE

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YAAAAAAASSSSS KWEEN YAAAAAAAASSSS!!!! Whhheeeewww Babyiana Grande is declaring to the world, that she’s a Shondalababy no more. Church, Yaaaaaasssss!!!!! Now Kiesha, you know I live for a lady Kween in leather, and guuurrrllll, Miss Grande is letting me HAVE IT in every way possible. SERVE!!! This dress reminds me of that one time during the recession when I had to be a Craigslist dominatrix to support my addiction to online poker! WHEW!!! Don’t judge me Kweens, last month was real rough!!! In other news, congrats on SLAYING IT Ariana!!! #yaaaassss #omgthathighpony #ilive #20inchesofintergalacticpoprealness #andonemoreinchforthefans #amen #everybodyaintable #whewww #andthembootsgurrl #theonlybootsthatbelongonaredcarpet #10pointsforslytherin #moschino #comeandputyournameonit #leather #zippers #andpocketsohmy #barelylegal #butsoismypraise

TAYLOR SWIFT

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YAAAAAAAAASSSSS Tay Swift YAAAAAAAAASSSSS!!!! Guuurrrlll, who needs “body” when you can have long luxurious limbs of praise to ShondalaShake? Okaaaayyyy!!! Now church, you know I struggle with the idea of a high fashion romper covered in letters, 1.) because I’m dyslexic (self-diagnosed) and I don’t have the time, 2.) because it’s just plain against my religion ;). But I will say, Sister Swift really pulled it off! What a Sunday miracle church, I mean if I were her, I would have thrown ...

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