Kristen Bell did not fail to impress in her third go as host of the CMT Music Awards. Laughs were delivered in her opening monologue, calling out the biggest men in country for their “belt buckles and moose knuckles,” but we just about fell off our chairs when Bell walked out in full-country drag.

After honoring country music legend Alan Jackson with the first-ever CMT Impact Award, she donned Jackson’s signature blond ‘stache and cowboy hat.

They say imitation is the highest form of flattery.

The legendary country crooner wasn’t only honored with Bell’s antics. Kasey Musgraves and Lee Ann Womack took the stage to perform a version of Jackson’s 1980′s hit “Livin’ On Love.”

Jessica Hyndman

We don’t know how it happened. We don’t know when it happened. We don’t really understand why it happened… But at some point in time, Rihanna actually became the cast of “Arrested Development.”

Either show creators have curated their story lines from Rih-Rih’s life, or she’s been secretly paying the homage to the cult classic show all along.

The undeniable proof:

1. She Wore Diamond Cream

2. She Wore This

3. And Then This

4. She, Too, Blue Herself

5. She’s All About That Yacht Life

6. She’S A Hot Cop

7. She Has Her Own Version Of The Chicken Dance

8. She Believes In Magic(k)

9. She Drinks Like Lucille Bluth

10. And, Occasionally, Dresses Like Her

11. She’s Another Unqualified Person Who Has Handled A Gun

12. She Knows The Family Slogan

13. She’s Embraced The Inner (And Outer) Ostrich

14. The Jorts

15. She Makes Love To Ice Cream

16. She Can Rock A Mugshot

17. “Up Here, Michael. Up Here”

And As A Bonus…

Jessica Hyndman

Ariana Grande and Iggy Azalea’s new music video has us totally tripping face, man. These psychedelic visuals are like something out of an “Austin Powers” flick, hypnotizing strange thoughts into our subconscious mind and altering our perception of reality. (OK, maybe we’re taking it a little far there.)

But seriously, ladies, what are you trying to tell us here?

Buy my single. Buy my single. Buy my single.

Number one. Number one. Number one.

Cotton Candy for breakfast every day!

Dance. Dance. Dance. Dance. Dance.

See the Iggy. Love the Iggy. Be the Iggy.

Now we’re in your dreams AND your nightmares.

YEAH, BABY!

Jessica Hyndman

Bret Michaels was rushed off stage in Manchester, New Hampshire, on Thursday evening (May 29) after suffering a medical emergency.

In an official statement issued by band guitarist Pete Evick, Michaels appeared to be suffering from “extremely low” blood sugar.

The singer is currently being evaluated by paramedics. In the latest update, his camp sent a warm thank you to the on and off-duty paramedics assisting Bret.

See the official statement below:

Breaking News: Message From Pete Evick Regarding Bret Michaels’ Medical Emergency

This is a message I never imagined I’d have to post. Tonight in Manchester, NH 3 songs into the set Bret had me sing a song as he rushed off stage. In the 9 years I’ve stood next to him, I’ve never seen a look like the one on his face as if I was a complete stranger. One of the crew returned instantly to notify me that Bret’s blood sugar was extremely low.

He returned to the stage only to announce that he could not continue. As you all know he is a health fanatic and fiercely monitors his blood sugar, he basically had to be dragged off the stage in his sickest of conditions. When I rushed to the bus he could barley speak, but begged me to apologize to the fans and seemed only concerned for them.

As of now he is with paramedics being evaluated. We will keep you posted throughout the evening.

Pete Evick

Jessica Hyndman

Listen Fif, I know you’re “not a damn ball player” and all. You’re a master hustler and music mogul. So, I took the liberty of redeeming your bad first pitch at Tuesday’s (May 27) Mets game.

Here you go, sir. A bona fide perfect first pitch:

You’re welcome.

But, while we’re at it, let’s take the pitch and spin up something worth laughing at.

Hero Cat threw a pretty decent first pitch (when you compare it to the ranks of other celebrity pitches). Maybe if you threw him, it would look a little better.

Still bad, but definitely funnier.

How about we take it to the “Candy Shop”?

Right into the crowd!

Better yet, let’s throw some shade at the cameramen who blew up your spot.

All the love, 50. All the love.

Jessica Hyndman

There’s just a couple days until Kim Kardashian finally says “I do” to Kanye West. But first, she’s got to spend time with her girls, and on Thursday night (May 22), the reality star shared what appears to be photos from her Paris bachelorette party with a group of girlfriends.

“I’m so lucky! I have the best friends in the whole wide world! #ParisNights #LastSupper,” Kim wrote.

She followed up dinner with a few photos of her “baes” hitting the town, including group shots in front of the Eiffel Tower, Louvre museum and the Place des Victoires.

Kim did not confirm on the social site if this was indeed her bachelorette party, but isn’t that what a “girls’ night out” before your wedding is?

“No matter what these girls are always there! #BFFS #OGCrew”

Live it up, girl.

Jessica Hyndman