OK, so I don’t want to whip out a corncob pipe, hike up my dad pants (Pleated, For His Comfort™), and start lecturing Nash Grier on what he should be making Vines of. He’s got over 8 million followers on the social-media platform — he’s knows what he’s doing. But, like, I’d say hanging out with Justin Bieber would warrant at least one six-second video or two, wouldn’t you?

Well apparently, Nash didn’t see the value in recording such an encounter, so all we get from his meet-up with the oft-shirtless “Confident” singer are a selfie and a group photo on the 16-year-old viral star’s Shots profile, plus a photo on Bieber’s Instagram.

Instagram/@justinbieber

Look, it’s cool enough for Justin Bieber and Nash Grier’s fans that they even get these pics in the first place. I don’t mean to look a gift horse in the mouth (because lol wut why would I even); I’m just mourning the missed opportunity.

Or maybe they did film something and are busy editing it down to six-second perfection as we speak. BRB, refreshing Vine…

Shots/@nashgrier

John Walker

How was your weekend? Did you have fun? Do anything exciting? Get the word “Stories” tattooed on the side of your head? (Lookin’ at you, Kelly Osbourne.) Well, Britney Spears managed to top all o’ you while staying bored the whole time.

Your faves.
When will they.

In an adorable new video Instagrammed on June 28 (caption: “How I spend my Saturdays….lol.”), the “Perfume” singer is seen walking two of her dogs through her neighborhood. “The boys are running. They’re ahead of me,” she narrates. “I’m bored. Bye!”

John Walker

As obsessed as I am with Rihanna’s World Cup-trolling, I’m glad she put a pin in the live-tweets on June 30 to make a very special announcement: Her eighth studio album is on its way.

At least I’m assuming that’s the message that this tweet is meant to convey. It’s a photo of a mixing board, coupled with the hashtag “#R8″ — “R” as in “Rihanna” and “8″ as in “album No. 8″ I’m guessing? If she just wants to rate her new recording studio equipment, I’ll eat my hat.

And I hate eating hats.

The “What Now” singer’s kept pretty mum about the follow-up to 2012′s Unapologetic. There was that rumored “#barz” collaboration with Nicki Minaj that Rih might (or might not) have been teasing back in May, but otherwise the Navy’s pretty much been lost at sea. #PhlawlessWordplay

Until we get more concrete info though, it’s back to Rihanna’s Twitter handle, which blessed us with the 26-year-old singer’s “first selfie” on Sunday. Has she not aged since 2005? What kind of vampirism…

John Walker

Forget Beyonce and Jay Z’s “Partition” performance or Pharrell’s brave (yet, um, questionable) decision to wear Uggs onstage (or in public, or ever). My favorite moment from the 2014 BET Awards came courtesy of Ms. Nicki Minaj.

While Iggy Azalea was performing “Fancy” on Sunday night (June 29), the camera panned to the “Pills N Potions” rapper in the audience. Without missing a beat, Nicki was posing for the cameras, giving major duckface, and dancing all seductively without ever breaking eye contact.

Needless to say, I felt morally obligated to make GIFs out of this already-iconic moment in the history of Her Minajesty. I literally couldn’t have created a better “Me at Your Son’s Open-Bar Wedding Reception” GIF set if I’d tried.

It’s likely this moment will be used as further evidence that Nicki and Iggy have some kind of silent beef brewing. Many wondered if part of the Queens rapper’s acceptance speech for Best Female Hip Hop Artist (“When you hear Nicki Minaj spit, Nicki Minaj wrote it.”) was meant as a slight against the Aussie native.

Factually speaking, one thing is certain: Nicki Minaj is the new queen of the awards-show audience reaction shots. Sorry, Taylor Swift!

John Walker