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Hit The Beach With Cody Simpson & Rixton This Weekend On MTV

by 05/30/14

Grab your eleventy-billion SPF sunblock and Tumblr-approved bucket hat, because MTV’s Waterproof Weekend is taking you straight to the beach this Saturday and Sunday — and we’re bringing Cody Simpson and Rixton along with us.

Tune into MTV on Saturday, May 31 between 1 p.m. and 9 p.m. ET to watch the “Me And My Broken Heart” lads kicking it with “10 on Top” host Lenay Dunn, and catch Cody on Sunday, June 1 between 11 a.m. and 8 p.m. ET.

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The guys will build sandcastles, play volleyball, and even get real with a round of “I Never” and “Marry, Kiss, Kill.” Hopefully, no one will end up shame-spiraling under a towel because they keep winning/losing “I Never.” #projecting

I don’t wanna give too much else away, but let’s just say that cougar-chaser Cody’s surfboard (board-board-board-board-board-board) will definitely make an appearance. I mean, his actual surfboard. Ugh, double entendres — foiled again!

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9 Times Jennifer Lopez’s ‘First Love’ Body Is Sicker Than Ever

by 05/29/14

“I knew I had to leave the world behind me to find out who I was,” Jennifer Lopez opens her new “First Love” video. “I knew that if I went far enough and left everything behind, I would find you.”

That’s all well and good, J. Lo, but do you mind dropping us some GPS coordinates or something? Because despite the desert setting in the A.K.A. track’s clip, you’re clearly not far from the long-fabled Fountain of Flawlessness. Don’t try to thirst-shame me — just gimme a sip.

In the meantime, I’ll gladly settle for repeatedly watching the gorgeously shot, Anthony Mandler-directed video, which stars model David Gandy (responsible for some of Dolce & Gabbana’s junkier ads) and the “I Luh Ya Papi” singer — whose body has, like, actually never looked better. Don’t believe me? Here, let’s break down all the times when Ms. Lopez’s body was sicker than ever in “First Love.”

1.) When Jennifer Lopez commands her man to get on the floor of their distressed-chic outdoor shower.

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2.) And then proceeds to get on the six-pack.

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3.) When J. Lo makes sustainable wind energy look flawless as hell.

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4.) Well hello, old friend.

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5.) When Our Lady of Endless Relatability poses like some cross between Naomi and Cindy at a ’91 desert shoot. #SameGirl

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6.) And then casually rises, back ...

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Spend The Night Out With Timeflies Because Look At Them

by 05/29/14

Have you ever wondered what it would be like to kick it with Timeflies — aka the pop/R&B duo of Cal Shapiro and Rob “Rez” Resnick — after the sun goes down? Well, now’s your chance to find out! Watch the ridiculously handsome guys behind “Swoon” freestyle verses by picking random lyrics out of a hat, hit up a late-night show in New York City, and more.

It’s just like that dream I had last night — but with more shirts being worn by all parties involved.

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Share Your Best Ed Sheeran Fan Art For A Chance To Win A Real Big Sheerio Experience

by 05/28/14

Doesn’t every Sheerio deserve to have a Real Big Summer? Here’s your chance to win a trip for two to New York City to see your boy Ed Sheeran perform live at MTV HQ on June 10, all thanks to Pepsi.

To enter, create some gloriously Ed-themed fan art, and share it on Twitter, Instagram or Tumblr using the hashtag #EdSheeranNow. Enter now through Wednesday, June 4 at 11:59 p.m. ET. Get the official rules here.

Need a little inspiration? Go to pepsi.mtv.com to check out some fan art of the “Sing” crooner, and keep checking back to get exclusive sneak peeks at Ed’s second studio album, X.

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Here Are All The Kimye Wedding Emoji You Need Today, Tomorrow And Forever

by 05/24/14

If you’re anything like that one young woman at the end of “Mean Girls” who “DOESN’T EVEN GO HERE,” you probably have a lot of feelings right now regarding Kim Kardashian and Kanye West‘s wedding in Florence, Italy.

CLICK: Kim Kardashian And Kanye West Are Officially Married

To help you best express yourself during these TBH very emotional times, MTV has crafted a custom set of Kimye Wedding Emoji. How do you get them off of this screen and onto your phone? That’s for you to figure out.

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Let’s see, we’ve got the “God Level” rapper and his bride, some Graduation-era shutter shades, that white swimsuit Kim wore in a memorable butt selfie (I refuse to validate “belfie” by using it in a sentence), a DAMN CROISSANT, and the Eiffel Tower, which I think France gifted to the couple as a wedding present, though I might be making that up.

Cheers to you, cheers to the happy couple, and cheers to having a slightly more diverse selection of Emoji!

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Kim And Kanye’s Wedding Party Start Last-Minute Prep In Florence: See The Pics

by 05/24/14

Now that Kim Kardashian and Kanye West‘s wedding party has touched down in Florence, Italy, we are so close to the greatest moment in the history of all things ever. Apologies to anyone graduating today, because thunder? Stolen.

Saturday night (May 24) — or rather, this afternoon what with the time difference and all — the “Keeping Up With the Kardashians” star and her croissant-demanding fiancé will reportedly tie the knot at the 16th-century Belvedere Fort. According to a spokesperson from the Florence mayor’s office, Kimye rented the historic venue for €300,000, which comes out to about $410,000. (Well, my wedding will never compete with that. BRB, living out the rest of my days at the bottom of an old, abandoned well.)

Anyway, while the “I Won” rapper and his soon-to-be wife are, understandably, keeping away from the cameras right now (THEY’RE A LITTLE BUSY, YOU GUYS), many of their guests have been documenting their Kimye wedding prep on Instagram.

Supermodel Chrissy Teigen’s on her way. Caption: “times”.

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Tyga Instagrammed a photo of him and Blac Chyna, presumably at Belvedere Fort. This just in: THEY LOOK SO GOOD.

tyga, blac chynaTyga's Instagram (@kinggoldchains)

A mere 20 minutes prior, Kardashian family friend Jonathan Cheban said: “I need to WAKE UP!!!” Ummm, agreed, dude!

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Jonathan should try to be more like Carla DiBello and Rachel Roy, ...

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Sam Smith ‘Leave Your Lover’ Video: Watch It, And Weep

by 05/23/14

Sam Smith really has it out for our feelings, huh? Much like the British pop/R&B singer’s last video for “Stay With Me,” which saw him trudging through a gospel-powered walk of shame, “Leave Your Lover” treads over some very emotional territory.

Set against a series of gorgeous Parisian backdrops, the vulnerable clip finds Sam navigating a love triangle among close friends as he croons: “We sit in bars and raise our drinks to growing old/ Oh, I’m in love with you, and you will never know,” ultimately pleading, “Leave your lover, leave him for me.” Who put these tears in my eyes? You guys.

But, who does the “La La La” singer want to take up with? From all the tender caresses and longing looks — not to mention straight-up grinding — the video’s masterful direction leaves that ambiguous. Until the end, that is, when we learn that it’s his male companion who Sam’s been pining for this whole time.

tl;dr — Unrequited love sucks. Let’s all take turns hugging, like, a puppy or something.

Some media outlets like the U.K.’s Express are calling attention to the fact that the “Leave Your Lover” video is the first time that Sam has appeared to publicly address his sexuality.

Not to get all Madonna with a teacup…

…But that’s kinda reductive, right? Even though he has yet to have a “Yep, I’m gay!” cover of Time, Sam’s never really struck me as someone ...

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Wait, Nicki Minaj Takes HOW MANY Selfies Before She Posts?!

by 05/21/14

Wait, wait, wait, wait, waaaaaaaaait a minute. With all our talk about Nicki Minaj‘s new single, “Pills N Potions,” we totally missed the major truth-bomb she dropped on Power 106′s “Big Boy’s Neighborhood” this morning.

When asked about how many selfies she usually has to take before she finds one she likes enough to Instagram, Nicki revealed that: “You’ve got to shoot at least 2,000 selfies to get at least one [to post].” B-but, that’s so many selfies! My jaw — she has dropped. Please forward all mail to her new permanent address, THE FLOOR.

Do you know what this means? To Instagram this revealing selfie…

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This duckface selfie with Rihanna

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This behind-the-back mirror selfie…

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This Movie Awards selfie with her “The Other Woman” co-stars…

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And this #meta selfie right here…

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…Nicki took approximately 10,000 selfies!

A moment of silence for the 9,995 that didn’t make it.

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Which Three People Is Selena Gomez Following On Instagram?

by 05/21/14

Things have been pretty quiet on the Selena Gomez front lately, right? I mean, aside from the whole “attending the Met Gala” thing. C’mon, you know words are always relative when we’re talking about famous people!

Anyway, the “Slow Down” chanteuse stopped her somewhat elusive streak by Instagramming a super-cute photo of herself wearing a bikini at the beach.

The inspirational caption paints a more revealing picture: “Taking my power back.. can’t wait to show you where I’ve been. I love y’all. Ps, I still obsess over pickles.”

Taking her power back? Yay! She’s gonna let us know stuff soon? Can’t wait! She loves us? STAHP! She still obsesses over pickles? Who doesn’t?

Speaking of Instagram, remember when Selena recently unfollowed everyone she was following on Instagram? Neither Justin Bieber nor Taylor Swift were safe from the purge.

Well, the 21-year-old singer is now following three people on Instagram: her lifestyle brand Dream Out Loud, jewelry designer Lorraine Schwartz and Bishop T.D. Jakes.

It looks like Selena was particularly inspired by Bishop Jake’s recent episode of “Oprah’s Lifeclass,” ’cause she also Instagrammed the following quote of his: “You can’t be who you’re going to be and who you used to be at the same time.” I guess that doesn’t apply to pickle obsessions.

Well, whatever’s going on, I’m glad Sel’s got her power back. She seems to be in a really good place, you know? #loveandlight

We Can’t Stop Listening To Andy Bull’s ‘Talk Too Much’

by 05/21/14

I don’t know what it is exactly about Andy Bull‘s new song, “Talk Too Much,” but I’m completely in the mood for all the ’80s-throwback goodness it’s serving up.

Blame it on the rainJem And The Holograms” casting announcement, I guess.

Backed by a synth-heavy instrumental that could very well be the lovechild of The Cure‘s “Love Song” and The Thompson Twins‘ “Lies,” the Australian singer-songwriter describes a relationship on the rocks: “Baby, I talk too much, talk too much/ I told you that I heard you crying to yourself/ I pretended I was asleep.”

Paired with the audio is a non-video visual (kind of like what St. Vincent did for “Digital Witness” a few months back) where Andy sits pensively in a restaurant booth. Although he removes what looks to be an engagement or wedding band from his left hand, the ring is back in its original position by clip’s end.

So, are you single or not right now, buddy? You’re really sending me mixed messages. Sorry, I swear that wasn’t my only takeaway from your work.

Look for Andy Bull’s second studio album, Sea of Approval, when it drops on July 11.

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