A picture might be worth a thousand words, but on Taylor Swift’s new song, that number drops down to seven: “Are we out of the woods yet?”

Released at midnight on Tuesday (October 14), “Out Of The Woods” finds the defender of Scottish Folds everywhere reminiscing while staring at an old Polaroid — and those memories aren’t pleasant.

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Swift took the photo with an ex-boyfriend, who, according to her recent Rolling Stone cover story, might be Harry Styles of One Direction.

She describes how no matter what the two were doing — dancing like nobody’s watching, getting in snowmobile accidents, etc. — one thought always tagged along: “Are we out of the woods yet? Are we out of the woods yet? Are we out of the woods yet? Are we out of the woods?”

“This was a relationship where I was kind of living day to day,” the “Shake It Off” singer explains in a recent YouTube video. “It was a relationship where you kind of never feel like you’re standing on solid ground.”

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According to Taylor, that feeling of instability is no more, and she has said that she has her strong, newfound friendships with women like Karlie Kloss and Lena Dunham to thank for it.

Dunham’s boyfriend, fun. guitarist Jack Antonoff, actually co-wrote and co-produced the song with Taylor. (Swedish Pop Lord Max Martin also lent a ...

The backstage hand-holding, the shadowy photos, the secret kisses shared on theme-park rides — despite the mounting evidence that Ariana Grande and Big Sean are, in fact, in a relationship, neither one of the artists has ever confirmed the rumors.

Until now.

The “Love Me Harder” singer has declared that “yes,” she and the 26-year-old rapper are dating in a new interview with The Telegraph Magazine. While the U.K. publication won’t release the full feature online until Tuesday (October 14), they have teased out some extremely satisfying quotes.

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“[Sean] is one of the most amazing men in the whole world,” Ariana tells the mag, “and that includes my grandfather and my brother.” Knowing how much she loves her bro, “Big Brother” contestant Frankie Grande, and how much she adored her late grandpa, that’s saying something.

“I think the world of him, and he’s an amazing person,” Grande says of the “Paradise” MC. “That’s kind of all there is to it.”

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Longtime musical collaborators, Ariana Grande and Big Sean were first rumored to be a couple in August of this year, after they were spotted holding hands on a backstage cam at the 2014 MTV Video Music Awards. Coming on the heels of Sean’s breakup ...

Conspiracy theory time: What if Madonna and Miley Cyrus are actually the same person?

Check out the vintage, pre-fame photo from over 30 years ago that the “Turn Up The Radio” singer Instagrammed on Monday (October 13). What in the name of the space-time continuum? From the close-cropped hair to the tongue, I can’t really tell where Madonna ends and Miley begins.

She was just bein’ Miley…before Miley was even Miley.

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“Unconsciously transmitting ideas to the other MC way back when…………,,,..#quantum,” Madonna captioned the pic. And sure, she’s probably just joking around with that “Quantum Leap” reference.

But what if she’s not.

Think about it. The Madge we know and live for might actually be the “Adore You” singer, sent back to the past to save the world from an impending “Terminator”-style robot apocalypse. Or maybe just lesser pop stars.

The Illuminati probably figures into this somehow, too. Maybe even the Reptilians. Who knows how far this thing goes? We’re through the looking glass here, people.

This “Unplugged” performance suddenly got really intense.

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Bad at filling out bios seeks same.

The heavy metal gods have smiled upon you, o mortal, for the 2014 MTV EMA will honor Ozzy Osbourne with its coveted Global Icon Award.

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On Sunday, November 9, the legendary Black Sabbath frontman will receive top honors at MTV’s annual celebration of the hottest music from across the globe, broadcast live from the SSE Hydro arena in Glasgow, Scotland.

The EMA will air on MTV channels worldwide, and the U.S. telecast will kick off live from Miami at 7:00 p.m. ET/PT with kickoff hosts Nick Cannon and Molly Tarlov. Back across the pond, Nicki Minaj will serve as the host of the 2014 EMA, as well as perform. Other EMA performers who have been announced include Ariana Grande and Ed Sheeran.

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Osbourne, whose Memoirs Of A Madman compilation album will be released October 14, is the fifth-ever recipient of the Global Icon Award, following Bon Jovi in 2010, Queen in 2011, Whitney Houston in 2012 and Eminem in 2013. Clearly, he’s in good company, and the win is beyond deserved — and here’s why.

Black Sabbath, the seminal metal band Ozzy Osbourne co-founded in the ’60s, released their self-titled debut album in 1970.

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Since then, Ozzy has sold more than 120-million albums worldwide as a member ...