Misty Upham, a Blackfeet actress best known for her roles in “August: Osage County” and “Frozen River,” has been confirmed missing by Washington state police.

Indian Country Today Media Network, who confirmed the 32 year old’s missing status, report that she was last seen leaving her sister’s apartment in Muckleshoot, Washington, on October 5.

Misty’s father, Charles Upham, first reported her missing. “She had recently changed her medication, so she was sort of having erratic behavior,” Charles said to The Hollywood Reporter. “She told me and her mom that we didn’t have to worry about her any more. … I thought it sounded suicidal myself, so I called the police. She’s always been a suicidal person.”

If you have any information regarding Misty Upham’s whereabouts, her father has asked in a statement to the media via ICTMN that you contact Washington’s Auburn Police Department at 253-288-2121.

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For millennia, humankind has asked itself: What is art? The answer to that question, like nearly every other question in life, is, of course, Beyoncé.

Case in point, check out these photos that the “Flawless” singer took at one of Paris’ world-renowned art museums, the Louvre, which she posted to Instagram on Saturday (October 11). The first is a selfie and the second is of Leonardo da Vinci’s “Mona Lisa.” A comparison between the two is inevitable, right?

Related: This Paris Tourist Asked Beyonce And Jay Z Who They Are — And Lived!

I mean, OK — they’re both stunning ladies who know how to hold your gaze, and they’re both constantly crowded by photogs obsessively snapping their pics. Plus, rumors have swirled that both Bey and Ms. Lisa are somehow tied to an underground network of secret societies hell-bent on world domination (the Illuminati and the Knights Templar, respectively).

Still, I think we know who’s got this.

Oh hey, Mona. You’re cute and all…

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…But I think this masterpiece has you beat Beyt.

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Hey, remember that time you solved a Rubik’s Cube in, like, a freakishly short amount of time? Of course you don’t, because it never happened. Unless you, the reader, are actually Justin Bieber, but that’s also impossible. Because last I checked, he was off scouring the Italian countryside for Fettuccine Alfredo.

Anyway, here’s a #TBT video that we dug up from the vault depicting one of the “Confident” singer’s very first visits to MTV HQ in 2009. He talks about his drive and determination, all the while casually solving one of the biggest throwback puzzles from the 1980s. Oh my god, remember that swoopy haircut? Never forget.

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It’s official: Robin Thicke did not “Get Her Back.”

On Wednesday (October 8), news broke that Paula Patton had filed for divorce from the “Blurred Lines” singer after nine years of marriage. E! News has since confirmed the story.

The actress cited “irreconcilable differences” as her grounds for divorce, but sources tell TMZ that the split is “harmonious.”

Paula, 38, has requested that she and Robin, 37, share joint physical and legal custody of their only child, Julian Fuego Thicke. He is 4 years old.

Thicke and Patton first announced their separation back in February of this year. Newly obtained court documents from the divorce proceedings provide the exact date as February 21.

“We will always love each other and be best friends,” they said in a joint statement released at the time of their separation. “However, we have mutually decided to separate at this time.”

Within months, the singer had launched a public campaign to patch things up with his wife, debuting the new song “Get Her Back” with an emotional performance at the 2014 Billboard Music Awards. His subsequent seventh studio album, Paula, was released in July to lackluster sales.

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Jessie J’s new video for “Burnin’ Up” is finally out, and she wasn’t kidding when she promised we’d see some five-syllable cho-re-og-raph-y.

Released on Wednesday (October 8), a good chunk of the clip has the “Bang Bang” singer leading a military-precise phalanx of dancers dressed in seductively cut black-leather ensembles.

J spends the rest of the video posing poolside while some half-naked Adonises stand guard behind her (do not disturb plz), sharing the spotlight with featured artist 2 Chainz and going full-on Alanis Morissette with her fingernails on some poor dude’s back. #IHopeYouFeelIt #WellCanYouFeelIt

I’m still not really sure what “subliminal sex” is, but I’ll have seven. With plenty of aspect ratio on the side for dipping.

Jessie J’s “Burnin’ Up” was produced by Max Martin, Ricky Reed and Axident. It serves as the latest single for her third studio album, Sweet Talker, which is expected to drop on October 14.

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On Wednesday (October 8), rumored angel Selena Gomez made her way to Children’s Hospital Los Angeles to spend time with some of the adorable kids in their care. Does anyone else hear a bell ringing? I think the “Rudderless” actress just got her wings. Or I need to get my ears checked out.

If you think you can handle the overwhelming adorableness, check out Instagram photos from her visit below. It’s OK. You can pace yourself. One pic every five minutes, yeah? You got this.

Here’s Selena with a kid named Connor.

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He gave her a “Team Connor” bracelet. CUTE.

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She also met a li’l girl she calls “princess.”

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I can’t with this. I need a sec.

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Related: 10 Lessons We Can Learn From Justin Bieber And Selena Gomez’s Highly Confusing Relationship

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When Sam Smith hit up a karaoke bar last night, he did what any normal person in his situation would do: sing all the Beyoncé. (We also would have accepted Mariah Carey or Toni Braxton.) Unlike any normal person, however, Sam Smith sounds like, um, Sam Smith when he sings, though I’m sure you sound lovely, too.

After his concert at Nashville’s Ryman Auditorium on Tuesday night, the “Restart” singer and his crew popped into Lonnie’s Western Room — which describes itself as “The #1 Karaoke Bar In Tennessee And Florida!” on its website. #ShotsFired

First up, Sam and his three friends — who ABC News says are his actual backup singers — performed an utterly flawless rendition of BEYONCÉ track “Flawless.” They followed that up with a tightly harmonized cover of the Destiny’s Child classic, “Say My Name.” So beautiful! It’s as if Beyonce, Kelly, LaTavia, LeToya, Farrah and Michelle were up there with him.

Watch Sam prove that he did, in fact, wake up like on this.

And watch him sing “Say My Name.”

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A total lunar eclipse will be visible above much of the Americas on Wednesday (October 8), and I know what you must be asking yourself: Are the gods punishing us? Was our harvest not sufficient? Are witches to blame? And what of the Mole People. Will they exploit our moment of moon-related weakness to seize control of the Surface World?

Relax, stupid. A lunar eclipse — often called a “blood moon” for some needlessly terrifying reason — is a naturally occurring phenomenon that you have no reason to fear. Here’s everything you need to know about Wednesday’s lunar eclipse, explained in the least alarmist manner possible.

The Blood Moon…

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…will be visible over much of the Americas, Australia and East Asia, according to BBC News. The eclipse will begin at approximately 4:00 a.m. ET and reach its totality at around 6:25 a.m. ET.

A Blood Moon…

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…occurs when the Moon passes behind the Earth and is entirely eclipsed by our planet’s shadow. The term “blood moon” was first used by Galileo in 1603 when he realized that the Moon’s entire surface area pools into rivers of blood during the lunar wet season. JK, it’s just ’cause it’s red.

This Blood Moon…

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…is the second lunar eclipse to take place this year. The next blood moon is expected to occur on April 4, 2015. And with that, [INSERT VINCENT PRICE LAUGH HERE].

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When news broke that Jesse Helt, the young homeless man Miley Cyrus invited to the 2014 MTV Video Music Awards, had a criminal past, the “We Can’t Stop” singer defended her VMA date, saying: “People who are homeless have lived very hard lives.”

Those struggles continue for 22-year-old Helt, who was sentenced to six months jail time on Tuesday (October 7). Page Six reports that before Jesse left the Dallas, Oregon courtroom, he told Judge Monte S. Campbell that he would “like to be viewed as a good person, not a nuisance to society.” He will receive credit for 57 days previously served.

Helt’s legal troubles began in 2010 when he was arrested for breaking and entering in his native Oregon. He subsequently violated probation and failed to complete his court-ordered community service before moving to Los Angeles, where he worked sporadic jobs and frequently found himself homeless.

Jesse met Miley through My Friend’s Place, a shelter for homeless youth in L.A. Hoping to spark a national conversation about youth homelessness, Cyrus invited Helt to the VMAs. He accepted her Video Of The Year Moonman for “Wrecking Ball” on her behalf.

“I am accepting this award on behalf of the 1.6 million runaways and homeless youth in the United States, who are starving, lost and scared for their lives right now,” Jesse said in his emotional acceptance speech before urging the music industry — as ...

Hours before Kristen Stewart’s appearance on “The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon” aired on Tuesday (October 7), some, um, interesting photos were released online. In them, the “Camp X-Ray” actress looks casually stunning, or at least as casually stunning as you can be in a fuzzy, lime-green sweater and leather skirt.

And then came the elephant masks.

While Just Jared says that the two played a game of “Ring Around The Nosy,” wherein they both try to pick up rings with their brightly colored, super-phallic trunks, I’m still filled with so many questions. Like, do they know that they look like they’ve got wangs for noses? Or, are they just trolling the censors? But most of all, WHY.

Oh hey, Kristen Stewart.

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You gonna talk to Jimmy Fallon about your new movie, “Camp X-Ray”?

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Wait, what are you doing with those vaguely phallic elephant masks, Jimmy?

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No, don’t put them on your faces! Don’t you know what this looks like?!

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OH MY GOD, KRISTEN, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE.

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Oh, and I suppose you’re gonna try to pick those rings up with your trunks.

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