December 25, 2024

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Watch ‘The Flash’ Get Really Depressed Really Fast In This Short Movie

by 21 mins ago

You can’t stop every bullet, no matter how fast you are.

Barry Allen learns this lesson the hard way in “En Fläsh,” a short movie created by filmmaker Patrick Willems, directed and presented in the style of legendary Swedish director Ingmar Bergman. (Even credited to Mr. Bergman at one point, in fact.) The black-and-white, stylized short sees The Fastest Man Alive in loose-fitting latex, bemoaning what it’s like to move and breathe so much faster than everyone and anyone around him.

For a character that’s traditionally a fairly happy-go-lucky guy, it’s a pretty brooding take on good ol’ Barry. The shout-outs to Gorilla Grodd and Captain Cold in Swedish are worth the price of admission alone, but the endless possibilities for similarly inspired Berman-esque superhero parodies are what gets the wheels turning.

Of course, this is not the “Flash” we can expect to see when the series debuts on The CW in October, nor is it the version of the Scarlet Speedster that’s likely to show up in the upcoming big-screen “Justice League” movies. But at less than three minutes in runtime, “En Fläsh” is a quick diversion indeed.

Tell us what you make of “En Fläsh” in the comments below.

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Here’s Your First Look At ‘Walking Dead’ Season Five

by 58 mins ago

There’s no escape from the “Dead.”

With four months between now and the return of “The Walking Dead,” AMC is wasting no time getting the hype machine back in action. The basic cable channel aired a full series “Walking Dead” marathon over the holiday weekend, capped off with a special “Talking Dead” that previewed a new scene from the upcoming fifth season.

Check that scene out for yourself:

Nothing too mind-blowing; it’s just Carol and Tyreese, hiking through the forest, doing their best to protect themselves and Baby Judith Grimes from an oncoming horde of walkers. It’s basically exactly where we left that storyline off — and, in fairness, it’s probably the only story that the “Walking Dead” team can show off right now, considering that literally every other major character is currently imprisoned at Terminus right now.

Or are they?

An earlier preview suggests that folks like Daryl, Maggie, Glenn and more may already be on the run in season five’s earliest episodes, based on interview footage that showed many of the show’s cast members in the same forest setting we see in the Tyreese/Carol clip. Could a jail break be on the immediate horizon when “Walking Dead” returns? Will the prisoners of the “A” train bust out before Carol and Tyreese even have the chance to help them out?

“The Walking Dead” returns in October.

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What Did Kevin Smith See On The ‘Star Wars: Episode VII’ Set?

by 8 mins ago

Right now, there are few bigger dreams for a movie nerd than to visit the set of “Star Wars: Episode VII,” the upcoming revival of the “Star Wars” franchise courtesy of Disney and Lucasfilm. And one movie nerd got to actualize that very vision: Kevin Smith.

The “Clerks” and “Mallrats” director posted a photo of himself on the “Episode VII” set about a week ago, but at the time, he said there was nothing he was allowed to say about the visit.

“[All] I can share are this old Bantha-Tracks subscriber’s tears and snotty nose of joy,” he wrote about the experience. “The Force is WITH this movie.”

But during a recent appearance at Neuchâtel International Fantastic Film Festival in Switzerland (via THR) over the weekend, Smith was able to talk more about what he experienced on the “Star Wars” set — if not in exact details, then at least in broad enough strokes to hammer home some of the far-away galaxy’s cool new details.

“What I saw I absolutely loved,” he said. “It was tactile, it wasn’t a series of f—ing green and blue screens in which later on digital characters would be added. It was there it was happening.”

“I saw uniforms, I saw artillery that I haven’t seen since I was a kid,” he continued. “I saw them shooting an actual sequence in a set that is real — I walked across the set, there were explosions — and it looked like a shot right out of ...

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Broken ‘Arrow’: Stephen Amell Is Not In ‘Batman V Superman’

by 28 mins ago

It seems that every superhero in the known DC Universe will appear in “Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice.” Every superhero, except for the Green Arrow.

Despite some rumors to the contrary, actor Stephen Amell does not have a role in director Zack Snyder’s “Batman v Superman,” according to the man himself. The “Arrow” star took to Facebook to let it be known loud and clear that he doesn’t have anything to do with the upcoming superhero flick.

“I appreciate all the support and enthusiasm, but not everything I post is a cryptic indicator that I’m going to be in Batman V Superman,” he wrote to his fans. “I’m not going to be in Batman V Superman.”

If you really want to get cute, you can argue that Amell says “Batman V Superman,” which isn’t the film’s title; it’s “Batman v Superman,” with a lowercase “v.” Let that fuel the flame a little longer, if you’re really desperate to see Amell’s Oliver Queen up against Henry Cavill’s Clark Kent and Ben Affleck’s Bruce Wayne.

In reality, though, Amell’s not likely to pop up in “Dawn of Justice.” He’s busy, busy, busy with “Arrow,” entering its third season on The CW. To that end, Amell says that playing Oliver Queen on the small-screen is more than enough of a reward.

“Playing Arrow on television isn’t a consolation prize,” he wrote. “We play the definitive versions of our characters in the DC Universe.”

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Caesar Celebrates Independence In New ‘Planet Of The Apes’ Trailer

by 29 mins ago

There’s a surprising amount of patriotism in the new trailer for “Dawn of the Planet of the Apes,” the upcoming sequel directed by Matt Reeves. On second thought, maybe it’s not so surprising, given the timing of the trailer’s release.

Marking the Fourth of July, Fox has released a new “Dawn” trailer, featuring footage of a battered, almost completely human-free Earth contrasted against some haunting words from the late President John F. Kennedy:

“On this fourth day of July, we who are gathered declare now our vow to do our part and to regard any threat to the peace or freedom of one as a threat to the peace and freedom of all.”

Empowering words in the proper context, but outside of that context? Pure terror. Especially when measured against images of humans being marched around at gunpoint, while armies of apes gather around to reclaim the remnants of civilization. If the actual movie is as chilling as this “patriotic” teaser, then “Dawn of the Planet of the Apes” is certain to deliver.

“Dawn of the Planet of the Apes” arrives on July 11.”

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Melissa McCarthy’s ‘Tammy’: What The Critics Are Saying

by 8 mins ago

That rumbling you’re feeling? That’s the sound of a new Melissa McCarthy comedy bulldozing toward the box office.

McCarthy’s new movie, “Tammy,” co-written and directed by her husband Ben Falcone, opens in theaters this weekend. Critics are divided about the “Bridesmaids” and “The Heat” comedian’s latest; while some are enchanted by McCarthy’s usual unusual antics, others are over it, finding that the smaller-scale comedy veers too far off course.

Read on to see what the reviews have to say about “Tammy”:

The Story
“After wrecking her grisly Toyota Corolla, Tammy loses her job in a fast-food joint due to a lateness incident that forms the crowning event in an escalating display of bad attitude. Her pompous boss demands she hand in her badge, like a disgraced cop, although Tammy points out that it is just a name tag which she David-Brent-ishly had to pay for in the first place.

“On arriving back home, unwontedly early, she discovers her husband Greg (Nat Faxon) not in flagrante exactly, but having an infuriatingly monogamous meal with their neighbour Missi, played by Toni Collette. With nothing left to lose, Tammy hits the road with her cantankerous alcoholic grandma Pearl (Susan Sarandon) who offers to put up cash and her car for this defiant road trip, being herself enraged at her daughter — that is Tammy’s mom Deb (Allison Janney) — and her plans to put her in a home. And along the way, Tammy and Deb naturally have romantic adventures with men and learn some lessons.” ...

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J.K. Rowling’s ‘Fantastic Beasts’ Finds Home At ‘Harry Potter’ Shooting Location

by 13 mins ago

Little is known about “Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them,” beyond the fact that it’s set several decades before “Harry Potter,” and will come from a screenplay written by J.K. Rowling herself.

Here’s another new fact about the upcoming “Potter” prequel: “Fantastic Beasts” will shoot at Warner Bros. Studios Leavesden, the studio’s facility located just outside of London. It’s the same location where all eight of the “Harry Potter” films were shot.

With “Fantastic Beasts” set for release in little more than two years, it’s only a matter of time before even more news starts to become available — director and casting announcements in particular. So far, we only know the identity of the film’s main character: Newt Scamander, the young wizard who eventually becomes a famous magizoologist, and the author of the Hogwarts textbook the film takes its title from.

We also know that the movie takes place at least partially in New York, offering “Harry Potter” fans their first glimpse at how the wizarding world operates within the United States.

“Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find them” hits theaters on November 18, 2016.

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‘Deliver Us From Evil’: The Reviews Are In

by 11 mins ago

Count on fireworks this weekend, and not just because of the Fourth of July, but also because of the release of the explosive new horror film, “Deliver Us From Evil.”

Directed by Scott Derrickson (“Sinister,” and Marvel’s upcoming “Doctor Strange”) and starring Eric Bana and Edgar Ramirez, “Deliver Us From Evil” tells the story of police officers in the Bronx investigating forces of evil. Allegedly based on a true story, “Deliver Us From Evil” isn’t exactly winning critics over; while some reviews are on board with the exorcism thriller’s brand of terror, others find it a run-of-the-mill story that feels more like an episode of “Law and Order” than a feature film.

Read on for a selection of “Deliver Us From Evil” reviews:

The Story
“Set in the South Bronx, ‘Deliver Us From Evil’ is a variation on a theme of ‘The Exorcist,’ complete with a hardened police investigator (Sarchie, played by Aussie actor Eric Bana), who has a ‘radar’ for evil, and a flawed but dedicated young Catholic priest (Venezuelan Edgar Ramirez of ‘Carlos the Jackal’). The action begins in 2010 in Iraq, where three Marines in combat discover an under­ground chamber and two of them explore it to their regret. (Iraq also figures in the opening of ‘The Exorcist.’) Back in the South Bronx in 2013, Sarchie and partner Butler (a very good Joel McHale), a misfit in a Red Sox cap, investigate a domestic disturbance and come across one of the Marines (Chris Coy) and a ...

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Forget Maui: ‘Guardians Of The Galaxy’ Teaser Visits Universe’s Hottest Vacation Spots

by 4 mins ago

“Hawaii, Tahiti, the Bahamas — some of the most beautiful destinations on Earth … all look like sh– compared to the rest of the galaxy.”

That’s the official stance of Galaxy Getaways, the universe’s premier travel company, responsible for helping you discover the galaxy’s most exotic location. This is not a thing that actually exists, mind you; it’s simply some very clever, and very fun viral marketing for “Guardians of the Galaxy,” the upcoming Marvel Studios movie that blasts off for the stars later this summer.

The Galaxy Getaways video contains some new clips from “Guardians,” including one particularly memorable glimpse at Drax the Destroyer destroying some beverages at a bar, with Rocket Raccoon cheering on. Beyond the video, the Galaxy Getaways website offers an even closer look at some of the universe’s hottest destinations — places we’re certain to see when “Guardians” hits theaters.

Directed by James Gunn and starring Chris Pratt, “Guardians of the Galaxy” hits theaters on August 1.

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The 160 Greatest Words Ever Said During Independence Day

by 39 mins ago

Happy Independence Day! It’s the Fourth of July, the most patriotic American holiday there is, and as such, it’s worth revisiting some of the most inspirational words ever uttered on this glorious day.

In fact, here are the 160 greatest words anyone has ever said during Independence Day, without question:

“Good morning.”

“In less than an hour, aircraft from here will join others from around the world. And you will be launching the largest aerial battle in this history of mankind.”

“Mankind — that word should have new meaning for all of us today. We can’t be consumed by our petty differences anymore. We will be united in our common interests.”

“Perhaps it’s fate that today is the 4th of July, and you will once again be fighting for our freedom — not from tyranny, oppression, or persecution … but from annihilation.”

“We’re fighting for our right to live, to exist. And should we win the day, the 4th of July will no longer be known as an American holiday, but as the day when the world declared in one voice…”

“We will not go quietly into the night! We will not vanish without a fight!”

“We’re going to live on! We’re going to survive!”

“Today, we celebrate our Independence Day!”

Seriously, though — that speech. Watch it here:

“Independence Day” is a national treasure (but not part of the “National Treasure” franchise) (even though it should be) and can (and should) ...

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