All the pieces are falling into place: there’s going to be a movie based on the video game “Tetris,” and it’s going to be “a very big, epic sci-fi movie,” according to Threshold Entertainment CEO Larry Kasanoff.

Kasanoff announced to the Wall Street Journal that his company would partner with the Tetris Company to bring the classic puzzle game to the big screen.

The classic game, first released in 1984, has potential not only fora film but for spin-off experiences, Kasanoff said. The brand has had strong presence in its decades of visibility, and Threshold has successful brought games to the big screen before. The production house is responsible for 1995′s “Mortal Kombat” and its 1997 sequel, “Mortal Kombat: Annihilation.”

“What you [will] see in ‘Tetris’ is the teeny tip of an iceberg that has intergalactic significance,” Kasanoff said of the “Tetris” movie.

And, no, it won’t be anthropomorphized Tetris shapes acting as main characters: “We’re not giving feet to the geometric shapes,” Kasanoff said.

Oooooh. Let’s just hope that Threshold can punch those buttons quickly enough to spin the pieces into place without getting blocked.

Kase Wickman @worstkase

“You’re a wizard, [insert your name here].”

Those are the words we’ve been longing to hear since first learning of the world of Harry Potter and Hogwarts. A boarding school that teaches you spells, encourages flying and provides ample opportunity to fight bad guys, defeat evil and wear dashing robes while doing so? Where do we sign up?

Well, now we have the answer. Check out this infomercial touting the institution’s many draws and get that owl in the mail today. You’ll be doing magic in no time!*

*Disclaimer: No you won’t. “Harry Potter” is fiction, and Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry is a made-up place. If you want to send mail, you’ll have to use the post office like everyone else. We need to know that you know that.

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“The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn” may have dawned two years ago, but that doesn’t mean we’re done learning from it. We learned about love! We learned about loss! We learned about just how sparkly vampires can get in the sun.

And today, we’re using it to learn about executive function.

Yes, that’s right, Sesame Street has worked its magic on a “Breaking Dawn” parody, “Twilight: Breaking Cookie,” starring Cookie Monster as cookie-loving yumpire Shortbredward. Shortbredward loves Belly, and Belly loves Shortbredward, but will Shortbredward’s cookie-lust get in the way of his relationship? Jealous Bacob the Wolf does, and he never misses an opportunity to show up with his alluring chocolate chip cookies, hoping to tempt Shortbredward away, and Belly into his cookie-making arms.

Look, it’s supposed to teach kids about controlling their impulses, but there’s one impulse that we can’t control: watching this clip over and over. Start the slow clap now, because we’d watch a whole movie of this concept.

Check out the clip below.

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Just call him Magic Michael Strahan, because the former NFL champ and current “Live with Kelly and Michael” co-host will be taking it all (or most of it, at least) off in “Magic Mike XXL,” the sequel to the 2012 stripper saga “Magic Mike.”

Strahan announced the news today (September 29) on his show, saying he was “nervous” about taking the role alongside Channing Tatum. The sequel will have a total lack of Matthew McConaughey’s big-mouthed emcee Dallas, and is already in production.

Strahan speculated aloud about whether he’d have to undergo any follicular preparations for the role, for which he said he’ll be outfitted in, “kind of a thong thing.”

“I don’t think I’m hairy on the back end, but maybe I do need to be waxed,” Strahan said. “I’ve never done anything like that.”

Director Greg Jacobs and Tatum have both noted that “Magic Mike XXL” will be something of a road trip movie. No word yet on whether the roving band of strippers plans to travel by “Pony.”

“Magic Mike XXL” gyrates into theaters July 1, 2015.

Kase Wickman @worstkase

Sure, we’ve seen Disneybounding and Disney-themed wedding, but this latest development in the world of Mouse House-centric weddings really takes the cake. Get ready, Disneyphiles, all of your cake-related dreams are about to come true.

At the Disney Fairytale Weddings Expo, a new style of Disney-centric cake decoration was debuted. Facebook user Michelle George Vazul posted videos of the amazing cakes, which at first appear to be simple white tiered creations. Soon, however, lights transform the dessert into a miniature version of the Happiest Place On Earth’s signature fireworks show, thanks to projection mapping.

It’s the relationship that makes the marriage, but it’s the cake that makes the wedding. And for the Disney-obsessed, these cakes are certainly sweet.

Kase Wickman @worstkase

At this point, we know that Samuel L. Jackson can do anything. He can tell you to go the f–k to sleep, reiterate what a badass mother f–ker he is and he can even recite the “Pulp Fiction” speech all these years later.

And now we have proof that he can absolutely murder “Show Me Love” at karaoke. Because of course he can.

Check out the instagrammed clip, shot at a benefit for Abbey Road, below.

Kase Wickman @worstkase