It was bound to happen eventually.

In the midst of the Coke “share a Coke with” marketing campaign madness, what with all the Mambo Number 5-ing and Sherlock-ing going around, it was only a matter of time before we got the (dragon) mother of all #shareacoke photoshops.

Behold, tumblr user thelordberic‘s tribute to the Khaleesi herself.

Share a coke with her, why don’t you? She’s got enough problems, what with the dragons and bazillion names and everything. Girlfriend could use a soft drink, probably.

Kase Wickman @worstkase

As the world absorbs the death of legendary comedian Joan Rivers today and remembers her legacy, archives and old appearances are revisited.

You won’t have to look too far back, however, to find Rivers facing the issue of death head-on and saying that she’s not afraid.

In a March 2014 appearance on “The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon,” Rivers made her statement, loud and clear, no mention of Beyonce-esque wind tunnels at funerals or a guest list including Meryl Streep.

“You’re not afraid of death,” Fallon said. “You’re not afraid of death and getting older.

“Well, too late for getting older,” Rivers quipped immediately. “On my bucket list, number one is wake up. No, I’m not afraid. My father was a doctor, so I was around death all my life. I was very used to it because he was a f**king doctor.”

The segment was cut short for time, but the sentiment is clear.

Watch the full interview below.

Kase Wickman @worstkase

Sharp-tongued comedian Joan Rivers, who has been in and summarily mocked the public eye for more than 50 years, died today (September 4) following complications with a throat surgery.

“Maybe you take the worst thing in the world and make it funny, it’s a vacation for a minute from horror,” Rivers once said in an interview with CNN (before famously giving the anchor the what-for and leaving the interview early).

That’s exactly what she did, making us laugh about everything. In the following nine clips spanning her career, she cracks wise about everything from sexuality, her boobs, marriage and death.

1. The Author Spot

In this 1986 interview, the comedian jumps from jokes about aging (a theme that would continue through the next nearly three decades of her career), marriage and her early career. “I went to buy sexy underwear, and they immediately gift wrapped,” the then-53-year-old said.

2. Right Back Up

In 1974, appearing on the “Carol Burnett Show,” Rivers showcased a bra “made of all rubber” which would allow her to “fall down, bounce right back up,” and joked that she was “such a dog, to get me down the aisle they threw a bone” when she got married.

3. A Royal Upset

In an interview with MTV Act, Rivers spoke about her memoir, her charitable work and pissing off Queen Elizabeth.

4. “My Vagina Is So Dry”

It wouldn’t be a Joan Rivers interview without a few :O-worthy off-color jokes, so of course her triumphant return to Jimmy Fallon’s Tonight Show ...

The sun is going down earlier these days, and, let’s face it, your couch kind of misses you. That butt-groove you worked so hard on building last winter isn’t looking as spritely as it used to, and what it really needs is a little TLC.

Netflix knows what’s up, so they’ve gone ahead and released a massive list of new movie and TV shows they’ll be adding throughout the month of September to make it easier for you to reunite and bond with your living room furniture.

Did someone say “Cool Runnings”? UM, YES, THEY ABSOLUTELY DID.

Movies:

“A Price Above Rubies”
“A Simple Plan”
“Across the Universe”
“Addams Family Values”
“Alfie”
“An Officer and a Gentleman”
“Anaconda”
“Anastasia”
“Arachnophobia”
“Are We Done Yet”
“Audrey Rose”
“Babies”
“Becoming Jane”
“Blink”
“Blue Car”
“Bounce”
“Braveheart”
“Brian’s Song”
“Chinatown”
“Cool Runnings”
“Coyote Ugly”
“Crocodile Dundee”
“Days of Thunder”
“Deep Blue”
“Defiance”
“Detention”
“Elizabethtown”
“Flubber”
“Girl Rising”
“Girlfight”
“Good Morning, Vietnam”
“Guess Who”
“Hoodwinked”
“Jay and Sielnt Bob’s Super Groovy Cartoon Movie”
“Lords of Dogtown”
“Mirage Men”
“School of Rock”
“Small Apartments”
“Swiss Family Robinson”
“The Believers”
“The Blue Lagoon”
“The Unbelievers”
“All is Lost” (Sept. 5)
“Kid Cannibis” (Sept. 6)
“Le Week-End” (Sept. 6)
“Refuge” (Sept. 6)
“Your Sister’s Sister” (Sept. 6)
“Who Is Dayani Cristal?” (Sept. 9)
“Deadly Code” (Sept. 10)
“A Single Man” (Sept. 11)
“Dennis Miller: America 180″ (Sept. 11)
“Filth” (Sept. 11)
“The Moment” (Sept. 11)
“Grace Unplugged: (Sept. 11)
“Justin and the Knights of Valor” (Sept. 13)
“Beginners” (Sept. 16)
“One Day” (Sept. 16)
“Silver Linings Playbook” (Sept. 16)
“3 Days to Kill” (Sept. 17)
“The Double” (Sept. 25)
“Bad Grandpa” (Sept. 27)
“Lullaby” (Sept. 29)
“Killing Them Softly (Sept. 30)

TV shows:

“Californication”
“Chasing UFOs”
“Doomsday Preppers”
“Hinterland”
“Unsealed: Alien Files”
“Zero Hour”
“The Blacklist” Season 1 (Sept. 7)
“Crash & Bernstein” Season 2 (Sept. 10)
“Trailer Park Boys” Season 8 (Sept. 5)
“The League” Season 5 (Sept. 2)
“About a Boy” ...

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Despite the fact that it’s called “Monsters, Inc.” and stars actual monsters, it’s generally accepted that the 2001 Pixar movie is actually pretty cute and cuddly. It’s about friendship, tolerance and overcoming prejudice. D’awwww.

This trailer of footage from the movie, recut to invoke the spooky and definitely not about friendship, tolerance and overcoming prejudice vibes of Ridley Scott’s “Prometheus.” More “ahhhhh!” than “awwww,” if you catch our drift. It’s monstrous stuff.

Check out the trailer, edited by The Unusual Suspect, below.

Kase Wickman @worstkase

As we head into the new school year, it’s time to take cues from that fount of wisdom that is pop culture. After starring in the definitive high school movie of the modern era (“Mean Girls,” duh) we decided to draw inspiration from the ouvre of Lindsay Lohan.

While we wouldn’t recommend that you take all of Lohan’s fictional or real-life choices to heart, here are nine tips, both big (follow your heart!) and small (uh, watch out!) to keep in mind as you hit the halls for the coming school year.

1. Embrace your flaws

As she says in “Life Size,” perfect gives us a serious case of the zzzs.

2. It never hurts to check in to your chill zone

When you’re freaking out, just take your cues from “Freaky Friday.”

3. A little choreographed dancing can go a long way

When in doubt, dance it out, “Mean Girls” style. The worst that could happen is that someone will get hit in the face with a boom box.

4. Be friendly!

Really! Say hi! You never know who you might meet.

5. Don’t be shy!

Do you, loud and proud, “Life Size”-style. If they don’t like it, well, you don’t need to befriend them anyway.

6. Remember that high school isn’t everything.

Just check the lyrics to “Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen” — you can grow up from a wannabe to a star.

7. Hair grows back.

Thinking about changing up your style for the ...