It’s like we were right there with her, thanks to Miley Cyrus’ meticulous Instagram documentation of her holiday weekend – she posted 43 photos between July 4th and this morning!

The colorful accessory shots and rowdy party scenes (not to mention a silly snap of pal Wayne Coyne of The Flaming Lips wearing a pair of pom-pom-encrusted flip flops) were punctuated by some pretty racy topless shots. To be fair, they were illustrating the latest entry in her illustrious collection of body art, which she now shares (in both design and location) with Coyne and her pal Katy Weaver – and it’s a tribute to her late pooch Floyd.

It all started innocently enough, with your standard “tat selfie”…

…and then it escalated pretty quickly, to some cheeky firework censorship…

…a better view (with omnipresent tongue, of course)…

…a second-hand selfie, as her pal gets the same ink…

…and, voila! Weaver, Coyne and Cyrus = a trio of Floyd tats!

Here’s another, for good measure.

And a close-up (we dig the dog-speak riff on those Beatles lyrics!)

As of this morning, Cyrus looks to be resting quietly with her new puppy Emu.

We think it’s kind of sweet that Miley’s friends joined her in honoring her dearly departed dog – would you pay permanent tribute to a pal’s pup? Let us know in the comments!

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Ever wanted to see Jimmy Kimmel pirouette while donning a blonde wig and nude leotard? It’s your lucky day! The late night talk show host has seen fit to make all the dreams you never knew you had come true with his latest behind the scenes video – and he dragged co-host Guillermo along for the rond de jambe-filled romp.

It may be the song of the summer, but Sia’s “Chandelier” also boasts a choreography-filled music video starring 11-year-old “Dance Moms” phenom Maddie Ziegler. Kimmel invited Ziegler to teach him and Guillermo, “how to fly like a bird through the night and swing from the chandelier.”

The duo met Ziegler on the infamous “Chandelier” set (“Your room is very scary, by the way,” Kimmel observed), where she promptly laid out the moves to the dazed-looking duo. They also received a lesson in making “crazy eyes.” “If you can’t do the choreography, then you just have to sell it with your face,” Ziegler wisely noted.

What followed – each man’s attempt at Ziegler’s amazing moves – leaves us short of words.

Is it just us, or did Guillermo totally blow Kimmel out of the water with his “dancer’s face” and surprisingly graceful intro?

For means of comparison, here’s the original “Chandelier” video:

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“Transformers: Age of Extinction” crushed at the domestic box office this weekend, leaving competitors in its Decepticon dust. According to Deadline, it reeled in $41.2 million on Friday, almost $32 million on Saturday, and is projected to bring in over $27 million today. The real question is: will it hit $100 million?

Only time will tell, but we’re pulling for the big 1-0-0, lest director Michael Bay release his Dinobots upon us. Truly, we cannot imagine what theater-goers would choose over almost three hours of pure Bayhem.

Now that the fourth installment of Bay’s “Transformers” series is a hit, we’ve also got some theories about the fifth, along with a few helpful suggestions regarding which Autobots and Decepticons to feature. Hey Michael, call us!

Did you see “Transformers: Age of Extinction” this weekend? Give us your review in the comments!

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Now that former “Destiny’s Child” member Kelly Rowland has confirmed her pregnancy, it seems she can’t stop showing off her baby bump – not that we’re complaining, because she’s just about the most adorable preggo woman ever!

She’s also pretty fierce, as evidenced by photos posted to her Instagram account on Friday, which show her working out with a trainer. Seriously, we can’t even do a squat – let alone fathom putting in time on a treadmill while pregnant!

Don’t you love how the guys behind her look totally winded and she’s all, NBD I got this.

All her hard work is clearly paying off, because Kelly’s got that extra-special glow in these two super-sweet shots posted to her Instagram yesterday.

Girl, give us your secret? (And directions to that beach, because OMG GORGEOUS!)

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Bradley Cooper graced the Glastonbury music festival with his hotness this weekend, taking in some Metallica and heartily popping bubbly like a boss. Is there anything this guy does that’s not insanely charming?

Even while looking slightly dazed amongst the muddied masses, Cooper rallied and brought the charisma when asked to pose with fans. The pearly whites, the dimples, the baby blues – these photos are like a beacon of hope for everyone who’s found themselves crammed into an outdoor space during inclement weather. Stay strong, packed-like-sardine concert-goers. If you’re very lucky, a Cooper may appear.

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Lily Allen had some choice words for FIFA president Sepp Blatter during her performance at Glastonbury on Friday.

And, appropriately, she said them with a song. Namely: her 2008 ditty “F-ck You.”

The rant began innocently enough, when she admitted she’d been worried the World Cup would affect Glastonbury attendance. But, since England didn’t advance to the group stages of this year’s tournament, “That didn’t happen,” Allen told the massive festival crowd. “Not only cause we are shit, but I reckon there’s probably a little bit of corruption going on.”

Then, all playful smiles and bubbly laughter, she went on to dedicate the aforementioned song to, “Possibly one of – actually not the most corrupt person, but annoyingly corrupt person there is in the world – Sepp f-cking Blatter, you c-nt.”

You can see the dedication in all its uncensored glory here, starting at the 7:28 mark:

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While tapping our toes in anticipation until Michael Bay’s fourth Transformers film, “Transformers: Age of Extinction,” hits theaters on June 27, we’ve been satiating our Dinobot-driven curiosity with hints from the film’s producer and secrets gleaned from our set visit – and now, on the heels of the film’s Hong Kong world premiere, the first reviews are out.

So what are critics saying about Mark Wahlberg’s turn as a mechanic who discovers a dormant Optimus Prime and unwittingly sets off a string of Michael Bay-directed action?

The Machines Trump the Men

“…it’s the robots — endowed here with character-rich physicality and almost human-scaled facial features — who give the film its emotional heft. Optimus Prime’s charismatic leadership of his team, as well as his unwavering compassion for the humans, again makes him the movie’s moral anchor. Drift, with his samurai getup and Watanabe’s dignified line readings, strikes a neat balance with Goodman’s cigar-chewing, wisecracking Hound. Still, the character most likely to be beloved by audiences, especially tykes, remains Bumblebee, whose mischievous personality brings much-needed comic relief.”
- Maggie Lee, Variety

Stanley Tucci Shines

“Being the only character whose personality arc actually changes within the film, Tucci is given a wealth of opportunities to ham it up, just like John Turturro, John Malkovich and Frances McDormand have done before; his clownish antics while racing for survival in a Hong Kong tenement block are probably the highlights of the film.”
- Clarence Tsui, The Hollywood Reporter

The Robots Look Better Than Ever

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We’re still pouting over having to wait an extra seven months for a new film from Larry and Lana Wachowski, but the casting news regarding their upcoming 10-episode sci-fi Netflix series “Sense8″ is a pretty strong balm for our “Jupiter Ascending”-heavy hearts.

Deadline has the exclusive on the cast list (14 members strong!) and first detailed description of the siblings’ “global tale,” set to stream its awesome into your eyeballs late 2014 or early 2015.

The plot breakdown, care of co-showrunner J. Michael Straczynski, sounds pretty freakin’ righteous (and a bit reminiscent of the Wachowskis’ film “Cloud Atlas” – which we still consider criminally underrated). “The series follows eight characters around the world who, in the aftermath of a tragic death, find themselves linked to each other mentally and emotionally,” Straczynski told Deadline.

“They can not only see and talk to each other as though they were in the same place, they have access to each other’s deepest secrets. Not only must they figure out what happened and why and what it means for the future of humanity, they must do so hunted by an organization out to capture, kill or vivisect them.”

The cast will include “Lost” alum Naveen Andrews (Sayid survival skills, represent!) and Daryl Hannah (girl best bring her Elle Driver A-game), along with Brian J. Smith, Tuppence Middleton, Aml Ameen, Freema Agyeman, Tena Desae, Doona Bae, Max Riemelt, Alfonso Herrera, Erendira Ibarra, Jamie Clayton, Miguel Silvestre and Terrence Mann.

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