School might be out for the summer in Dazzle, but Harper Munroe just got one hell of an education.

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Last night, Happyland‘s redheaded beauty was enjoying some hot wings on an equally spicy date with Park Prince Ian Chandler when Chandler’s secret sister Lucy Velez showed up with an intern she’s reportedly been seeing. And though the foursome were fine sharing a table at the get-go, Tuesday Teen has learned things took a nosedive once the party moved operations to the amusement park.

In the midst of the interns’ traditional “Ricky 360″ initiation, Munroe got word that Chandler and Velez had kissed and confronted Happyland’s newest Princess Adriana about why she so cruelly withheld the intel. Then, sources say, a wild argument caught fire between the two, and the only way Velez could quell the flames was to tell Munroe the truth — that she and Chandler discovered they shared a father not long after locking lips and agreed to keep their encounter a secret. Next, on “Springer”…

Now, Tuesday Teen hears Velez is terrified word will spread. Got any more on the story? Get in touch with Tuesday Teen!

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Your mother always told you to never take candy from strangers, but did she also remind you to keep your paws off of your friends’ unmarked brownies?

On tonight’s “Faking It” episode, straight-laced Lauren, who’d usually saw off her hand before grabbing a drink, begrudgingly trudged along to an underground dance party with Amy and Shane out of fear that another night in with the TV would make her pathetic. Predictably, she would up having a miserable time — that is, until she accidentally took Shane’s “aspirin” for her bass-induced headache. In an instant, everything changed.

Lauren, who’d arrived looking like Hillary Clinton, suddenly bore resemblance to a background dancer straight from MTV’s Beach House. And once she realized that she’d actually taken a party drug, she popped in a pacifier, locked herself in the closet and let a sea of blazers and overcoats swallow her whole.

Lauren’s freakout was certainly memorable, but she’s not the first to pull the ol’ accidentally-took-my-friend’s-drugs stunt. Look back at seven others who’ve experienced some equally memorable nights.

1. Shoshanna, “Girls“

The usually frantic Shoshanna tried to relax at a warehouse party by smoking some pot while in line for the bathroom. It wasn’t until she stumbled into her cousin Jessa, though, that she realized she’d actually toted some incredibly powerful crack. Fittingly, the rest of the night was deemed a “craccident.”

2. Josie, “Never Been Kissed“

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Let’s face it: As an “Awkward” couple, Jake and Tamara were an absolute bust, but did they prove on tonight’s episode that they had potential to be something else?

In the midst of a disastrous Palos Hills Valentine’s Day Dance, which was more or less ruined by T and Jenna’s Dude Database debacle, Tamara found herself newly intrigued by Jake, who admitted he’d been hooking up with an older lady friend. Tamara — who’d never managed to get to O-Town while she was Jake’s girlfriend — challenged him to prove he’d become more sexually experienced and, when he agreed, was wowed by the results. Plus, the act totally broke the ice that had manifested between Jake and T since they broke up. Could a friends with benefits arrangement work for the pair?

Two people who have already given the FWB route a try are Jenna and Matty, who spent a bunch of their senior year’s first semester serving as each other’s flings. The understanding worked for awhile — and helped Matty get his mind off of his family troubles — but operating under strict no-strings-attached rules sometimes left Jenna feeling burned.

So, between Jatty, who have already pioneered an FWB path, and Jakara, who have just begun to set sail on a non-exclusive expedition, which couple do you see having more friends with benefits potential?

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United States President Theodore Roosevelt once famously said “Speak softly and carry a big stick,” but in our experience, listening to Simone Kelly scream is much more fun.

The “Are You the One?” alum, who’s been graciously serving as MTV News’ analyst for Season 2 of the show, made it pretty clear last week — when she tore the current cast’s guys apart — that she’s not one to mince words. And her take on tonight’s episode isn’t so different. The Layton, Anthony and Jenni love triangle? Paris and Pratt‘s spat-turned-Perfect Match? Yup, she’s going there, and that’s just the tip of the iceberg.

Got your flak jacket on? Good. Watch the latest “Simone Says” episode below, tell us if you agree with the O.G.’s thoughts and stay tuned for a new “Are You the One?” episode next Monday at 10/9c!

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Partying on glaciers might be unfamiliar to most, but partying with reindeer sounds like a whole other world entirely.

On the new MTV show “Slednecks,” which premieres Thursday night at 10/9c, you’ll get up close and personal with a group of friends from the small, snow-covered town of Wasilla, Alaska. There, you’ll find them strapping on their best neons to go hunting, shooting caribou and, obviously, ice-fishing in bikinis. Plus, and perhaps most appealing of all, the real-life portal to Christmas is just down the street.

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At Williams Reindeer Farm, which charges only $8 per adult for entry, you can HANG OUT WITH REINDEER. You can pet the reindeer. You can kiss the reindeer. You can share your stories of repressed Christian guilt with the reindeer — it’s all fair game! And, in the very unlikely event you wind up bored of the majestic beasts’ company (MONSTER!), the farm also offers inflatable pony races, potato-launching contests and “hay play.” Because, as Williams puts it, “Who doesn’t enjoy playing in hay?” No arguments here!

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Halloween might mean winter’s just around the corner, so it’s as good a time as any to check out the farm! Take a look at the company’s calendar in the event you’ll be nearby anytime soon, and tune in to the “Slednecks” premiere later this week!

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Keeping a carnival goldfish alive is tough. Keeping a Palos Hills friendship alive can be Herculean.

On this week’s “Awkward” episode, Tamara and Jenna temporarily lost their BFF footing when Jenna was outed as the sole Dude Database creator and T, the actual brains behind the operation, stood idly by and let her friend take the fall. Thankfully, their brief Valentine’s Day battle eventually came to an end, but we were quickly reminded of the fact that Palos Hills pals sometimes fall out of the honeymoon phase, and it’s NEVER pretty.

Below, we’ve taken a look back at the small cracks that have developed in the show’s otherwise rock-solid friendships. Check ‘em out, and watch the next “Awkward” episode Tuesday night at 10/9c!

No party favors here

Jenna found herself in hot water with Tamara when she accidentally kissed Ricky Schwartz after being drugged by Aunt Ally. She tried to explain herself, but T couldn’t overlook the transgression and temporarily ditched J-Town as her partner-in-crime.

Oh captain, (not) my captain

For years, Sadie Saxton had the school’s cheer squad in the palm of her hand, but the team shook things up during her senior year when they voted to give Lissa the leadership role. Sadie begged, borrowed and — let’s be honest — threatened Lissa to turn the title back over, and when she wouldn’t, Sadie gave her the heave-ho.

This is your friendship on drugs

Jenna’s downward spiral during her junior year didn’t go without consequence — not only ...

In 2010, as part of what seemed like a quest to become a flesh-and-blood Barbie, Heidi Montag underwent multiple concurrent plastic surgeries and shocked friends and family with her drastic transformation. Heidi said initial scrutiny left her feeling isolated, but now, having reflected on her choices, she’s using her experiences to lend support to others.

Last night, Heidi appeared on “Extra!,” and when she was asked about Renée Zellweger‘s seemingly altered face, the former “Hills” star offered nothing but understanding.

“I don’t know if Renée Zellweger just aged like she said but, for me, when I see people look totally different, I have an empathy,” she explained. “I feel like I know why — at least why I did it — and it brings me back to that time in my life, and I feel for them.”

Ultimately, Heidi concluded, self-acceptance is key, and she hopes anyone who chooses to get plastic surgery does so for the right reasons.

“My heart kind of goes out to them to think, ‘Well, why did you do that?’ and ‘Are you happy with it?’” she said. “It’s a hard, life-changing decision. When anyone does that, then obviously they’re unhappy with something. So I hope that they found their happiness.”

What do you think of Heidi’s assumption? Watch the full interview and share your thoughts.

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The gold-plated, jet-setting life of a celebrity might be unfamiliar to the world’s mere mortals, but aren’t they, like we, just looking for love (and someone with whom they can share that Central Park-adjacent penthouse)?

Earlier this year, MTV’s latest dating experiment “Are You the One?” proved it had the potential to drum up some serious romance when it corralled 10 single women and each of their 10 perfect male matches (as dictated by Science!) together in a house and challenged them to pinpoint their other halves. Each found at least a glimmer of love, each won a cool $50k, and in the case of Amber and Ethan, the game led to an engagement and baby on the way.

Might it be time for Tinseltown’s single crowd to give the show a shot?

Below, we’ve put together our fantasy cast for an “AYTO” celebrity edition, and we’re asking YOU to serve as the Truth Booth. Tell us who you think would be matched with whom and if you’d like to see any other A-listers join the roster. Plus, keep tuning in to Season 2 of “Are You the One?” on Monday nights at 10/9c!

THE GIRLS:

Amber Rose

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“Teen Wolf” fans have finally come to terms with the fact that Allison Argent is gone, but news that the show’s star, Tyler Posey, has split from fiancée Seana Gorlick has awoken a very real heartache.

TyPo told Us Weekly that he’s devastated about the breakup — and isn’t even sure if he and his longtime love are still friends. But he most definitely has a compassionate community of fans to lean on if he so chooses. Here are just a few of the reactions to his broken engagement — share your own in the comments.

And thennnnn there’s this:

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Every dog has its day, but with your help, JWOWW‘s could also have her own big-wig pet campaign.

Dog.com, which features everything from the best flea and tick remedies to crates and toys, is searching for a pooch so dang adorable, it could have the Frisbee chasing them. The winner will serve as the new face of the site’s logo, and since Jenni’s pup has already proven she’s a natural in front of the camera, the Jersey girl has begun to lobby. Get us some buttons, a novelty T and we’re on board!

“Vote for Bella to be the new #coverdog #coverdog,” Jenni tweeted this week with a photo we’ve reconfigured into a campaign poster. Should Bella come out on top, JWOWW will win the aforementioned cover spot for her pooch and $1,000 that Jenni promises to donate to charity.

Should Bella be bested, though, Jenni insists she’ll still send a cool $1k to Pick Your Paw, an animal rescue organization that operates out of New Jersey.

Bella’s already made the short list of 25 semifinalists, so be sure to help a sister out by heading to the site and VOTING.

CHANGE. STARTS. HERE.

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