Movies like “Wedding Crashers” depict marriage celebrations as booze-fueled excuses to hook up with smokin’ hot bridesmaids or groomsmen, but does the “Animal House” attitude toward nuptials have a place in the real world? Lauren Conrad, who’s prepping for a wedding of her own, doesn’t seem to think so, and her website‘s latest “Ladylike Laws” post urges you to reconsider before drunkenly tackling the maid of honor to get your hands on the bouquet.

Yesterday, LaurenConrad.com contributor Ilana Saul laid down a list of basics to regard while wedding bells are ringing around you, and for starters, she says you better lay off the sauce. “An open bar is not a good excuse to drink more than you usually would,” she writes. “Know your limits, and don’t do anything to make a fool of yourself or make a mess of the bride and groom’s dream day.” But the Chicken Dance is so much easier after a gin gimlet! Ugh, fine.

Moreover, though you might be tempted to flood your Instagram feed with photos of the flower arrangements, the twelve-tier cake or bits of the gown’s beautiful bead-detailing, you are to resist becoming a paparazzo. “Please use common courtesy when you’re playing iPhone photographer,” Saul advises. “That means making sure that you’re still present and in the moment during the ceremony, and that you’re not blocking anyone else’s view when you strain to get the perfect shot.” So put the cellie away, Annie ...

When a Redneck Heaven waitress named Antoinette told Max and Nev about her Internet crush, Albert (a.k.a. T-Lights), on tonight’s “Catfish” episode, she positively beamed. The Florida-based rapper, whom she’d met on Instagram, made her smile with every sweet comment he posted and each text he sent. So, when Antoinette discovered that she was one of a select few who hadn’t been duped by a mysterious online date — and that T-Lights hadn’t lied at all — she was truly smitten. Plus, when the artist performed a song he’d written for his Insta-gal at his studio, she looked ready to melt.

Still, a month later, the duo told Nev and Max in two separate video chats that their relationship hadn’t progressed beyond the first perfect date, with distance proving to be a sizable roadblock. Considering Antoinette had said early in the episode that she was prepared to start a new chapter in her life by potentially moving to the Sunshine State, it was odd that she suddenly insisted she wasn’t ready to leave her family behind in Texas. And when she revealed that she was dating someone else locally, it seemed like she had all but forgotten about the musician who once gave her butterflies.

Taking into account the way the couple met, and how quickly they connected, what could have ruined this almost-success story? Did the physical distance really take its toll, or was that just a polite excuse? Is T not willing to give up ...

The “Free Agents” Draw leaves most competitors shaken to the core, but on last Thursday’s episode, CT decided the best way to beat elimination round stress was to stare down the barrel of the gun and smile. Lucky for him, his “system,” which involved not even giving the card he flipped a single glance, really worked, and he was sent back to safety in the blink of an eye. Who knew it could be so simple?!

But it looks like no one will have it easy on the next episode. When Cohutta receives a clue that involves a “Uruguayan barbecue” in the sneak peek below, the cast gets ready for the disgusting buffet they’re sure is coming. “We are gonna be eating pig balls and cow’s ears and feet and butt and tail and scrotum,” Aneesa predicts. “What the f***!” And though Aneesa’s fear is understandable, Devyn, for one, is looking forward to stuffing her face. “I trained for trivia and eating challenges, and I am gung ho for this!” she says.

Check out the sneak, and see if there’s some dry-heaving to come when the next “Free Agents” episode airs Thursday night at 10/9c!

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Karma‘s already gone to great lengths to try and land the heart (and then some) of Hester High School’s hottest guy, but has she finally taken things too far?

On tonight’s “Faking It” episode, Liam, who stunned Karma last week by shunning her sexual advances, realized there was a reason he’d withdrawn: He didn’t want to mess up Karma and Amy‘s relationship. It was the first time Liam had practiced restraint with someone he wanted to sleep with, and he was shocked by his own self-control.

One person who wasn’t too appreciative of Liam’s prudence, though, was Karma, who’d convinced herself he just didn’t see her as smushable. She was relieved when he explained himself, but disappointed that his revelation meant they couldn’t get together — at least as long as she and Amy kept up their charade. But when it seemed as if all hope was lost, Karma boldly proposed a solution: a threesome. And suddenly, it looked like Liam was willing to reconsider a roll in the hay (or art room).

There’s a fabric store’s worth of red flags here. Amy might have feelings for Karma, but they’re not reciprocated, and — straight or gay — sex always complicates ish between friends. Still, Amy knows how much Karma has been pining after Liam, and a threesome might finally make something real happen. So, is an Amarmiam romp out of the question? Sound off!

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College is, often times, the place where you find yourself, but for Jenna Hamilton, it was the place where she found someone else. On tonight’s “Awkward” episode, the Palos Hills High School senior continued to see Luke, a Southern Coast University undergrad she’d met during a campus visit, and though he continued to prove he’s boyfriend material, we’re still wondering if the two are right for each other.

Sure, Luke is considerate and a great catch. He made the trip to watch Jenna direct the Mr. PHHS pageant, and when he saw that she was hurting after a particularly offensive comedy set by Matty McKibben, he bought her flowers just to cheer her up. And yes, the fact that he’s a writer means he and Jenna will never run out of interesting conversation. But the idea that Jenna has a curfew to contend with, among other parental rules, is proof that she and Luke are still in completely different places. We definitely see roadblocks ahead.

Tell us what you think — can Jenna and Luke put aside what divides them and make their budding romance work? Weigh in!

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The dreaded Cameltdown considered, Camila is one of the soundest competitors in the “Challenge” game. Since her very first outing on “Cutthroat,” she’s secured elimination round wins like they’re obedient sheep, and proven she could go the distance, too, with a first-place finish on “Battle of the Exes.” Still, on last Thursday’s “Free Agents” episode, “Looper” got the best of the vet, and though she pushed herself to the point of tears, Theresa sent her packing.

As Camila took the dreaded loser’s walk back to the cast’s house, it was abundantly clear how much her fellow competitors respected her, and how shocked they were to witness her go down. Her tragic defeat wasn’t the first the show has seen, though. Take a look back at five of the “Challenge”‘s most devastating eliminations, and tell us if there’s one we forgot that left you shaken!

Diem vs. Aneesa, “The Duel“
Though Aneesa promised Diem she wouldn’t sentence her to The Duel, she eventually went back on her word to spare her partner-in-crime, Svetlana, from potential elimination. Diem felt totally betrayed, and though she was determined to walk away from “I Can” a winner, she couldn’t lift the 150 coffee bags she’d bet she could. Like Camila, Diem pushed herself to the point of waterworks, and bellowed screams that left the cast visibly disturbed.

Derrick vs. Timmy, “Gauntlet II“
Derrick, the underdog of all underdogs, took out five ...

When four of Danity Kane‘s original five members announced during last year’s MTV Video Music Awards that they were reuniting after four years apart, it was as if no time had passed, and fans far and wide screamed their way through the girls’ comeback concert. Since then, the foursome has promoted a slew of summer shows, released a new single and begun to prepare for a third album, but at the #DKNoFilter tour‘s first stop on Friday night, Aundrea Fimbres unexpectedly revealed that she was leaving the group to start a family. And suddenly, there were three.

Fans at San Francisco’s Fillmore Auditorium cried out in support as Aundrea shared the news (see the video below), but if there’s one person we’re sure would have never taken Drea’s choice in stride, it’s her ol’ boss, Diddy. During DK’s “Making the Band” days, any bum note, flubbed choreography or questionable outfit earned Drea and her bandmates cold side-eyes from the man formally known as Sean Combs. Undoubtedly, Drea’s first steps toward motherhood would have earned the criticism she’d come to know and…know.

To celebrate Puffy’s penchant for remaining unimpressed, we’ve collected some of his finest unmoved moments (the man could out-stare a stone!). Sort through the GIFs, and share your thoughts on Drea’s departure!

Photo: Michael Loccisano/Getty Images, GIFs: Solomon Doley

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