These days, your Twitter timeline says as much about you as your taste in movies or fashion sense, and ours is chock full o’ MTV greatness. Between the intriguing “Teen Wolf” stars and the “Code” jokesters, our network’s cast members always have a ton to share on social media. And each week, we’re rounding up the posts that had us RTing like crazy. Check out the latest!

When DJ Pauly D‘s in party mode, he can reduce bars and clubs to rubble. But now, he can make ‘em all squeaky clean again!

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The “Jersey Shore” star, who recently mentioned Pine-Sol on Twitter, got the surprise of his life when the product’s parent company Clorox reflexively sent him two bottles of his very own “Pauly-Sol.” There was also a note explaining the solution was meant to keep things “fresh to death.”

Seriously. Pauly D’s a cleaning agent now.

“So This Just Happened !!! Lol Thankyou @Clorox !!! #PineSol #Pine-Sol #Pauly-Sol,” Pauly tweeted with a photo of the care package. Clorox responded “@DJPaulyD Pauly-Sol might just be the freshest scent we’ve ever made. Enjoy.” How soluble do you think it is?

Also on Twitter, Shalyah Evans of “Girl Code” owned up to some strange hunger pangs, while Deena Cortese found joking about one newsworthy topic totally distasteful. And though JWOWW laid down the regimen for bright, bronzy skin, Michael Willett insisted “Faking It” guest star Laverne Cox‘s ...

In just a few short months, Lacey and Kevin Hamilton will watch their little girl Jenna graduate from high school (and maaaaybe go to college…). But if actress Nikki Deloach has her way, the young parents won’t have to submit to empty nest syndrome so quickly.

As “Awkward“‘s final season approaches, the show’s most maternal cast member has given some thought on how she’d like to see things in Palos Hills wrap up, and at the top of her list of dream scenarios is an addition to the Hamilton family portrait.

“I’ve always wanted Lacey and Kevin to have another baby,” Deloach told TVLine earlier this week. “That’s definitely on my mind in terms of stories. I want them to experience having a baby as adults, rather than as high schoolers. Let’s be real, Lacey’s meltdowns alone would make for good TV.” No arguments here! But would that mean J-Town’s sanctuary would be reconstructed into a nursery?!

And speaking of Jenna, Deloach hopes her televised daughter and Jenna’s on-and-off boyfriend Matty McKibben remain in each other’s lives, even if the roads they travel temporarily take them in different directions.

“There are actually two endings I’d be happy with: One of them would be both Jenna and Matty going to college and staying together,” Deloach shared. “The other…is if they decide to go to college and live their lives, then catch up with each other in five years and see what ...

In just a few short months, Lacey and Kevin Hamilton will watch their little girl Jenna graduate from high school (and maaaaybe go to college…). But if actress Nikki Deloach has her way, the young parents won’t have to submit to empty nest syndrome so quickly.

As “Awkward“‘s final season approaches, the show’s most maternal cast member has given some thought on how she’d like to see things in Palos Hills wrap up, and at the top of her list of dream scenarios is an addition to the Hamilton family portrait.

“I’ve always wanted Lacey and Kevin to have another baby,” Deloach told TVLine earlier this week. “That’s definitely on my mind in terms of stories. I want them to experience having a baby as adults, rather than as high schoolers. Let’s be real, Lacey’s meltdowns alone would make for good TV.” No arguments here! But would that mean J-Town’s sanctuary would be reconstructed into a nursery?!

And speaking of Jenna, Deloach hopes her televised daughter and Jenna’s on-and-off boyfriend Matty McKibben remain in each other’s lives, even if the roads they travel temporarily take them in different directions.

“There are actually two endings I’d be happy with: One of them would be both Jenna and Matty going to college and staying together,” Deloach shared. “The other…is if they decide to go to college and live their lives, then catch up with each other in five years and see what ...

Forget blood oaths or spit-soaked handshakes — the real way to cement a brotherhood is to hold hands while chugging milk. Bonding AND your daily recommended serving of calcium!

Proud mom Kristin Cavallari, who gave birth to her second son Jaxon in May, remains hard at work perfecting her shoe collection, but that didn’t stop her from catching her kids in a moment this week that was so cute, it could have conceivably stopped traffic. LET THE ADORING BEGIN.

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“The boys holding hands while they drink their milk. I can’t handle it ❤️❤️” K-Cav wrote with the photo above, in which Jax and Camden link up from thumb to pinky while enjoying their beverages of choice. Man, a soldering iron couldn’t have cemented those hands together more tightly. Does this mean we can expect an expertly choreographed handshake by year’s end?

And hey, maybe Jax can tag along to the zoo next time his big bro and mom and dad make the trip. Bear in mind, though, kid, holding hands with the wildlife will not do you any favors. We know that orangutan has his arm outstretched, but…

Take a look at Kristin’s sons making an early declaration of friendship, and feel free to “aww” in the comments!

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Can you really see Russia from Sarah Palin’s house? We haven’t made the trip and can’t say for sure, but down the street in Wasilla, Alaska, you’re guaranteed to spot at least a few “Slednecks.”

MTV’s newest reality show, which premieres Thursday, October 30 at 10/9c, will follow a group of cold-blooded friends who are just like you and your crew — except they’ll enjoy caribou stew before a slice of pizza and would party on a glacier before even considering a spring-break blowout in Cancun. Different? Yes. Newfangled? Not necessarily.

Turns out, TV’s been tackling shows set in Alaska for quite some time, and the Slednecks have some pretty cool (YUP) company. Check out the list of real-life, televised snowmen, watch the “Slednecks” trailer and stay tuned for the show’s premiere!

“Alaska State Troopers“

The National Geographic docu-series, which recently wrapped up its sixth season, follows officers from small stations around the state. The 5-0 have done everything from pull drivers over at routine stops to set up moose decoys to catch poachers, and they have no intentions of letting their homeland submit to its crooks and bad guys.

“Sarah Palin’s Alaska“

Between 2010 and 2011, the former nominee for the office of United States Vice President took over TLC and, with her family by her side, pridefully endorsed her favorite state. The clan fished, hunted caribou and even took a camping trip with Kate Gosselin throughout the series, and Palin made us feel like we were ...

If you thought keeping the township of Beacon Hills safe was a tough task, imagine the pressure of having to save the world against an other-wordly, four-armed monster. We’ll leave it to the pros, thankyouverymuch.

But Linden Ashby — aka the famed Sheriff Stilinski on “Teen Wolf” — has no problem fighting evildoers. In 1995, he took on the role of movie star Johnny Cage in “Mortal Kombat,” a film adaptation of the insanely popular eponymous video game. And so, in honor of #TBT, we thought we’d take a little look back at his role.

In “MK,” Cage, who was perceived to be a little soft by Hollywood media standards, got the chance to prove himself when he was thrust into an inter-galactic battle. The character was one of three warriors handpicked by the god of lightning, Raiden, to stave off the evil Outworld from winning a 10th successive Mortal Kombat tournament. The victory would mean the wicked Emperor Shao Kahn would gain control of Earth, and naturally, our Ashby wasn’t ready to let that happen.

After many gruesome battles, Cage successfully KO’d Prince Goro and secured peace for humankind (as if he would settle for any less). Check out the flick’s biggest battle below, tell us if you remember seeing Ashby in “Mortal Kombat” and stay tuned to MTV News for more “Teen Wolf” updates!

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Tears For Fears once proclaimed, “Everybody wants to rule the world,” but on Thursday nights not long ago, eight guidos and guidettes actually followed through.

In an event as ritually significant as church on Sunday or cartoons on Saturday (well, not for this generation…), “Jersey Shore” took over MTV each week from its 2009 premiere onward, and it didn’t take long for “Jerzday” to officially become a cultural institution. Between trips to the gym, late-night runs to the neighborhood pizza joint and more than a few pilgrimages to Karma, the cast made us believe we were strolling right beside them on the Seaside Heights Boardwalk and, man, the sand felt good between our toes.

You probably remember the way “J-Shore” ended, but how clear are its first few chapters in your mind’s eye? In honor of #TBT, we’re taking a quick look back at Snooki, “The Situation” and all their friends in their earlier, party-hardy days. Walk with us down this most pleasant memory lane, and share your favorite early moment from the show in the comments!

Snooki had blue eyes:

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Jenni and Sammi hated each other:

Man, time really can change anything!

Mike and Ronnie fought over the house’s “Sweetheart”:

Communication with the outside world was conducted with a duck:

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Ever wonder what Daisy Buchanan or Myrtle Wilson would look like as a guidette (think pearls, but with animal accents!)? Look no further than Snooki‘s bridal party.

Nicole Polizzi, who will soon tie the knot with longtime love Jionni LaValle, has a “Great Gatsby”-themed wedding in her sights. And according to Deena Cortese, who recently sat down for a TooFab interview, each of Nicole’s former female “Jersey Shore” housemates (save for Angelina Pivarnick…) will stand beside her as she exchanges those timeless vows.

“Me and Sam [Giancola] are in the bridal party along with Jenni [Farley],” Deena told the site, adding she expects the celebration will be “huge and beautiful and magnificent, just like Nicole. It’s gonna be a really fun wedding.”

Let’s just hope the former queens of Seaside Heights don’t shake things up too much!

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And though Deena’s still close enough to Snooki to have earned a spot on her fellow meatball‘s bridesmaids roster, she mentioned she hasn’t yet met Nicole’s new baby girl Giovanna — but can’t wait to say hello.

“[Nicole] said she’s the splitting image of Lorenzo,” Deena pronounced. Aww, D, a leopard really doesn’t ever shed its stripes…

For more from Deena on Snooki’s wedding, whether she’ll soon head down the aisle herself, and the lessons she and boyfriend Chris Buckner learned while filming “Couples Therapy,” watch the full interview!

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As of right now, Pratt and Paris see a future together in the “Are You The One?” Honeymoon Suite. But even if they wind up living happily ever after, you might be surprised to hear that their love story’s first page will be a scathing read.

The Season 2 lovebirds, who sealed the deal on Monday night’s episode, say they pretty much hated each other at first glance in the “Pound Town Confessions” clip below. But that it didn’t stop them from letting bygones be bygones once the drinks started flowing.

“After talking to her, I was like ‘Wow, this girl’s a bitch,’” Pratt says. “I think somebody put it in her head that we were a match, and then she all of a sudden was a sweetheart to me.”

Still, Paris, who similarly describes her first impression of Pratt as “absolutely terrible,” ultimately warmed up to the man who wears sunglasses inside. She adds that her proposition for some innocent snuggling one night ultimately led to a bit of boom boom — or what Pratt deems “drunken debauchery love-gone-wrong.”

From there, Paris admits, the details are fuzzy.

“The first night we hooked up, I was completely smashed,” she recalls. “So to compare it to other people, I thought it was great. Drunk sex is always generally great.”

Does Pratt remember his experience as fondly? Check out the clip below to find out, and tune in to the next “Are You The One?” episode Monday ...

As of right now, Pratt and Paris see a future together in the “Are You The One?” Honeymoon Suite. But even if they wind up living happily ever after, you might be surprised to hear that their love story’s first page will be a scathing read.

The Season 2 lovebirds, who sealed the deal on Monday night’s episode, say they pretty much hated each other at first glance in the “Pound Town Confessions” clip below. But that it didn’t stop them from letting bygones be bygones once the drinks started flowing.

“After talking to her, I was like ‘Wow, this girl’s a bitch,’” Pratt says. “I think somebody put it in her head that we were a match, and then she all of a sudden was a sweetheart to me.”

Still, Paris, who similarly describes her first impression of Pratt as “absolutely terrible,” ultimately warmed up to the man who wears sunglasses inside. She adds that her proposition for some innocent snuggling one night ultimately led to a bit of boom boom — or what Pratt deems “drunken debauchery love-gone-wrong.”

From there, Paris admits, the details are fuzzy.

“The first night we hooked up, I was completely smashed,” she recalls. “So to compare it to other people, I thought it was great. Drunk sex is always generally great.”

Does Pratt remember his experience as fondly? Check out the clip below to find out, and tune in to the next “Are You The One?” episode Monday ...