Watch out Courtney Love, someone has their eye on your celebrity skin. A new site has popped up on the Web hawking speciality sausage — sausage that will be made from a mixture of celebrity tissue and other tasty ingredients.

BiteLabs has a lofty plan to obtain tissue samples from the likes of James Franco and Jennifer Lawrence and, though some fancy process, grow celebrity meat which will then be dried, aged and spiced to perfection.

The Franco salami would include "peppercorns and caramelized onions" and "a charming hint of lavender," while the J-Law edition would include "notes of honey, and spiced with orange zest and ginger."

Not surprisingly, none of the celebrities listed are currently on-board with the scheme; the site is asking users to tweet at the likes Kanye West and Ellen DeGeneres with the hashtag #EatCelebrityMeat to make this meaty dream come true.

Given the oddness of the enterprise, BiteLabs rings a little too "A Modest Proposal" to be true — and outlets like Slate are already crying "parody!"

Still, folks were creating human cheese out of belly button bacteria not long ago, so perhaps celeb-salami is a possibility. Yum?

If BiteLabs were to get off the ground — and prove to be an actual real thing — which celeb meat would you like to eat as a sweet treat?

Which celebrity would you like to consume?

The Pains of Being Pure at Heart's upcoming third record, Days of Abandon, is your mama's music. Or, rather, lead singer Kip Berman's mama's music.

"I think my mom will like this one more, and that's how I usually evaluate songwriting," Berman told MTV News. "If it's something your mom likes, it probably isn't very cool, but there are things in life that are better than cool."

The band put out a teaser for the record, due out April 22, this week that pretty much sums up that sentiment. The video includes a sample of the single "Art Smock," which is about a friend splintering off and joining a more polished crowd.

"You learned to mingle with a well-bred crowd/ straightened your hair and forgot all about/ torn jeans and sweaters from the lost and found," Berman croons in his signature near-British singing voice.

"It's a sad love song, but not romantic love," Berman said.

Things have changed a bit for the band in the years since releasing their sophomore effort, Belong. Namely, the lineup has shifted; it previously included Alex Naidus on bass, Peggy Wang on keyboard and vocals and Kurt Feldman on drums.

"The band has always just been a combination of me writing songs and getting my friends to play them," Berman said.

According to the singer, myriad people appear on the record: Alex Naidus and Kurt Feldman (The Ice Choir), Jen Goma (A Sunny Day in Glasgow, People Get Ready) and Kelly Pratt (Beirut, David Byrne & St. Vincent, Bright Moments).

The live lineup includes Christoph Hochheim, who ...

The ever-"Happy" Pharell Williams may need to take his light-footed lyrics to heart today because the Internet backlash surrounding his new album cover art is nothing to clap about.

The cover of his March 3 release, G I R L, has been kicking around for about a week now, but the outcry seemed to reach a fever pitch on Wednesday (February 26), as wounded women, angry-tweets (and a few hilarious memes) flooded my timeline over P's failure to include any black women in his LP photography. The image, framed up with canary yellow borders, features the super-producer/artist and three beauties of various complexions in terry-cloth bathrobes and sunnies.

But, to the naked eye, it would appear none of the trio of girls on the G I R L cover is black. On January 28, an open call went out, including via Twitter, from The Agency, asking "Want to be on the cover of PHARELL's next album? Submit now!" Whether Williams and/or members of his team were involved in the casting process is unclear but what we do know is that no black girls made the final cut — and that just didn't sit well with some fans.

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A producer/musician writing under the pen name Mr. DaMention hoped to "spark discussion" about the marginalization of black women in pop culture. He asserted in a blog post that:

"Pharell would have done well to positively add to the ever going argument about the idea of beauty and the representation of black ...