With everyone abuzz over this summer's release of "The Fault in Our Stars," there's no question that Augustus Waters (Ansel Elgort), the one-legged dreamboat who forms one half of the movie's central couple, has officially become the new favorite fictional boyfriend of basically everyone on earth.
But after a new clip from the film debuted earlier this week — the one in which Augustus clenches a cigarette between his teeth while explaining, "It's a metaphor. You put the thing that does the killing right between your teeth, but you never give it the power to kill you!" — a small but vocal contingent of people aren't feeling the love anymore.
It's an opinion most elegantly expressed by one tumblr user who called this moment, "the single most pretentious thing I've ever seen in my life."
Of course, if that's how you feel, and if you want to break up with your fictional boyfriend over this one regrettable moment, then hey, do what you gotta do. But after seeing the same few complaints about Augustus pop up again and again over the past several days, we'd like to make a case for keeping the love alive, by addressing the criticisms one at a time.
CRITICISM: He looks ridiculous, and furthermore, that cigarette is ruining my view of Ansel Elgort's beautiful face.
COUNTERPOINT: Admittedly, there are other ways that Gus could've chosen to make his point without putting a cigarette between his teeth. Like, say, holding a metaphorically non-loaded gun to his own head! Or he could lug around a motorcycle that he straddles but ...
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