Warning: Major "Game of Thrones" spoilers are ahead. Turn away now unless you're all caught up.
"Ding, dong, the witch is dead..."
If that "Wizard of Oz" tune is playing on an endless loop in your head right now, and has been since last night, then you know what we know: At long last, pulled the trigger and killed off the most wicked individual in the universe this side of Adele Dazeem.
That's right: Joffrey Baratheon is dead, dead, dead. Did we mention dead? He's totally dead, and it's totally wonderful.
As much as we want to rejoice, there are too many questions surrounding Joff's death to enter party mode now. Here are a few of our burning questions stemming from the Purple Wedding:
Seriously, That Happened, Right?
Oh, it happened. But you could be forgiven for thinking otherwise. "Game of Thrones" rarely pulls its punches, but usually, it's beloved characters like Ned and Robb Stark on the receiving end of the twist. It's rare that the axe falls on one of the show's main villains, let alone a Lannister — let alone the most loathsome Lannister by far.
But it happened. It really, really happened, and it was ah-mazing.
Who Killed Joffrey?
Ah, that's the million-copper question, isn't it? The list of suspects is long. Ser Dontos looks like he's involved somehow, based on how quickly he got to the scene and came to Sansa's side. Was Sansa the one who gave the kill order? It doesn't feel likely; if Sansa was involved, we would have seen her put the wheels in motion, ...