It's been proven to be mankind's favorite way to pass the time: A rousing round of Would You Rather. The premise is simple: Take two undesirable outcomes and, with the understanding that "neither" is not an option, decide which you'd rather deal with. Of course, since everything is more fun when famous people are involved, playing Would You Rather with celebrities is the very best way to pass the time, should you happen to have any celebs on hand.

When the cast of "Captain America: The Winter Soldier" — Chris Evans, Scarlett Johansson, Samuel L. Jackson, Anthony Mackie and Sebastian Stan — stopped in ahead of the 2014 MTV Movie Awards Takeover, we couldn't resist throwing a few questions at them. In the process, we learned quite a bit about some of our favorite Hollywood heroes.

For example, when confronted with the question of whether it would be preferable to have the superhero pseudonym of Captain Poop or Doctor Farts, Jackson went for the latter ("Farts go away," he reasoned), while Stan opted for Captain Poop. Why? So he could bust out his impression of Barkhad Abdi's now-famous performance in "Captain Phillips": "I'm the Captain Poop now."

Check out the clip above to see more hilarity from the cast of "Cap," including a philosophical contemplation from Evans of the limitations of having a metal arm, and which hero's "everything" Johansson wants to have.

Be sure to tune in to the 2014 MTV Movie Awards April 13 at 9 p.m. ET on MTV.

If you're a living, breathing human between the ages of 20 and 35, chances are you have some pretty strong feelings about Richard Donner's 1985 film "The Goonies." (Apologies to the dead and those forcibly holding their breath, you'll have to find your own movie.) Nary a Millennial can say they've never done the Truffle Shuffle or greeted their pals with a bellow of "heyyyyyyy yoooouuuuuu guuuuyyyyyyyyys."

So it's only natural that you might be having some feelings about Donner's comments that there's definitely maybe going to be a sequel to the classic movie, and that he plans to bring back all of the original cast, lil hobbit Sean Astin, President Josh Brolin and Corey Feldman included. Bwuh? What do I do with my hands? What about my face? Will it be good? But maybe it'll be cool! What's happening? Should we just let this movie live on in untarnished perfection? But we want more! Who would play Sloth? Will Robert Davi take a break from singing Sinatra covers to be in the sequel? Is this real life?

To help sort out our complex and varied emotions surrounding the news, we turned to the Kübler-Ross Model, better known as the five stages of grief, as well as our favorite little adventurers, the Goonies themselves. Take a cue from the gang while working through the steps below, and just remember: Goonies never say die.

1. Denial

2. Anger

3. Bargaining

4. Depression

5. Acceptance