Given that Miley Cyrus has spent the past few months twerking in onesies, posing for photo shoots that include fashion credits like "briefs (worn as top)" and performing alongside topless dancers at something called "Christmas Creampies," one couldn't help but wonder what she'd do for an encore.
Well, on Wednesday (June 19), we found out, as Cyrus unveiled her music video ... and, well, it's pretty much exactly what you'd expect from a former 'tween queen attempting to shed her good-girl image: Scandalous, sexualized and strident, full of party-hearty sentiments and barely-there sartorial flair, it's the kind of clip most folks would describe as "shocking," if a) said folks had never seen something like Christina Aguilera's "Dirrty;" and b) Miley hadn't been telegraphing this transformation since at least 2012.
So, yes, Miley pops in some grills, mean-mugs for the camera, sprawls out on the floor and shakes it all over the place. Of course, she twerks — she is endlessly proud of her twerking abilities, after all — and drags around dead animals and hangs out with a bunch of skuzzy partygoers, each of whom probably have modeling contracts. She makes naughty hand gestures and wrestles with her pals and, at one point, appears to get kicked in the head. Oh, and then, she passes out atop some skinny dude's torso, because that's how these wild nights always seem to end in music videos. If any of this seems remotely jaw-dropping, you are either still watching "Hannah Montana," or are Miley Cyrus.
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