Lady Gaga doesn't do subtle. We can say with almost 100 percent certainty that there will never be a day when she releases an unplugged video where she's sitting in a white-walled room, with no makeup and just jeans and a boyfriend t-shirt on, strumming a beat-up acoustic guitar under fluorescent lights.
It's just not her thing. What is her thing are the kind of epic, over-the-top, million-dollar blow-out music videos that Michael Jackson used to make. (Bonus: an MJ impersonator makes a cameo!) And that's exactly what she unveiled Saturday night with the a nearly 12-minute epic that is not only the longest of her music videos, but also kind of a Gaga greatest hits montage.
From the winking, fabulous cameos to the luxurious setting (the famously opulent Hearst Castle), Gaultier outfits, obligatory nude shots, strident cultural commentary and well, so much more. Here are our picks for the 22 most Gaga moments of "G.U.Y."
1. Why is it raining money and why are these businessmen fighting over it?
2. If it's Gaga, you know she's going to be naked ... with an arrow in her back, no less.
3. And, now she's topless, crawling from a smoldering money pit dressed as a kind of California-condor-meets-Icarus.
4. Gaga pulls an arrow from her chest ... and sings to it.
5. She collapses in front of the gilded Hearst Castle and two beefcakes in designer garbage bags scoop her limp body up.
6. And now she's like Jesus.
7. Why is that woman wearing ...
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