As anyone reading this probably already knows, when it comes to “The Originals” (and the show that spawned it, “The Vampire Diaries“) it’s all about the shipping. Between the original series’ Delena/Stelana rivalry to the newcomer’s Haylijah/Klayley bash and the ever-present Klaroline crossover hopefuls, it’s like the Wild Wild West out there in shipper-land.

However, according to Klaus himself, Joseph Morgan, when “The Originals” returns for its second season on Monday (October 6) he shouldn’t necessarily be looking to settle down with anyone — because the ancient vampire still hasn’t acquired the tools he needs to master his OTP.

“He’s very jealous,” Morgan told MTV News over the phone. “He’s not desiring a love interest specifically, but he wants to be the center of attention. That’s why he hates when Elijah and Rebekah are conspiring, and he hates if Elijah and Hayley are together, because that’s Elijah playing surrogate father to his child. Even though he doesn’t want to be there, he doesn’t want Elijah to be there [either]. He wants everybody to be focused on him, but he lacks the emotional tools to form healthy relationships with any of these people, so they’re drawn to each other instead.”

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Morgan also said that Klaus has “the nature of a loner” and that he manages to destroy every relationship he’s ever had, which is why, during the premiere, we’ll see a Klaus that is barely even speaking to his brother Elijah (Daniel Gillies) and his baby’s ...

After months of quiet and what outwardly appeared to be some stasis, Amanda Bynes’ erratic behavior is happening again. The former child star was arrested for DUI in Los Angeles on September 28, and now the actress has told In Touch that she is engaged.

“I am very needy for friendship and I hate men,” Bynes, who is currently in New York City, told the mag on Sunday. “I want to f— them, but I can now say I’m engaged — get away from me. I want to be married and I want to be away from people.”

Bynes, who was under her parents’ legal conservatorship for several months in 2013, will reportedly wed a 19-year-old named Caleb from Costa Mesa, California. She told In Touch that the couple hopes to settle down in New York instead of her native Southern California, because “I really do not enjoy driving. I don’t like the way I look in a car. The lighting is very bad.”

The former actress, who until recently was studying fashion design at L.A.’s Fashion Institute of Design and Merchandising, also said she wants to have children.

“I want boys, for sure,” she said. “However many I can pop out. I don’t want a gorgeous girl around. Then I [would] feel way jealous. Ew.”

No word on when the nuptials might be, though she did say that they would take place at the London hotel in Los Angeles.

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We’re only days away from the October 8 premiere of “American Horror Story: Freak Show,” and the freaks themselves have officially arrived to take us under the tent and inside the series’ craziest season yet.

Related: ‘American Horror Story: Freak Show:’ 7 Spoiler-Free Secrets From The Premiere

Sarah Paulson, Angela Bassett and more preview the terrifying secrets behind the new “AHS” in FX’s latest video, which also gives you a sneak peak at the season’s villain, Twisty the Clown.

“It’s really a sideshow that’s on its last legs,” Paulson says in the video, as we get our best look yet at her Siamese twin characters, Bette and Dot.

“[It takes place in] a time, a period, when everything looked so idyllic and pristine on the outside,” Bassett adds. “You know, the picket fence, and the perfect two parents, and the 2.1 kids. That sort of thing.”

The rest of the video introduces characters like Michael Chiklis’ strong man Dell Toledo and Evan Peters’ lobster boy Jimmy Darling, and also introduces never-before-seen footage that should happily haunt all of your nightmares before the big premiere. Check it out below:

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We’ve known since May that Elsa, Anna, and the rest of the “Frozen” gang (sans Olaf) would be headed to Storybrooke for season four of “Once Upon a Time,” but the October 5 episode revealed that there was another, even chillier ice witch in town — Elizabeth Mitchell (“Lost”) joined the cast as the Snow Queen, the eponymous villain in Hans Christian Andersen’s beloved fairy tale.

Who this version of the Snow Queen is and what she wants are yet to be revealed, but Entertainment Weekly revealed some first look pics at that other local snow queen, whom ABC says will attempt to frame Elsa by freezing Maid Marian. (Why she would be evil enough to do this is mind-boggling — the woman has an endless supply of free ice cream!)

Check out the picture below, and let us know your theories about the Snow Queen’s motives in the comments!

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