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by Tamar Anitai 05/18/14
Sorry, Pamela Anderson. Drop the burger, Hasselhoff. Call us when you can storm the beach of Gulf Shores, Alabama, home of Hangout Fest, in an all-black ensemble (avec patent leather Doc Martens) and paradoxically save lives while slaying like muh girl Muvarosebud, aka @Darealamberrose, best known as Amber Rose, who’s hosting “MTV’s Summer Kickoff at Hangout Festival,” where she and host Andrew Schultz will be bringing you summer music, fashion, trends and highlights from Hangout Fest.
You’ll have to wait until the show airs Sunday, May 18 at 7p.m. ET, but until then, mediate on this photo of Amber Rose taking over an Alabama lifeguard stand, and marvel at the fact that her beauty is such that she makes a photo I casually snapped on my iPhone look like a Vanity Fair editorial that Annie Leibovitz and a team of photo pros planned for months. #blessed
Oh, and don’t miss Amber Rose photobombing like a boss and our touching tribute to America’s cutest couple, Amber Rose and Wiz Khalifa. Real love, y’all.
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by Tamar Anitai 05/18/14
Lady Gaga posted a photo of herself in the woods, on an ATV, wearing overalls and raising a beer in the universal sign for “I’m a massively famous pop start drinking a beer in a random forest on an ATV” and Gaga’s farmer’s daughter moment raises many questions — far more than it does answers. Like, for instance, why drink from a can of beer when you could be sipping tea on fine china with Sway? And was Lady Gaga listening to Luke Bryan? Because, you know. Been there sister. (Not proud, but also, I’d do it again, and I probably will).
Glad to see Gaga did the responsible thing and took the passenger seat while enjoying an adult beverage. And nice to see she ditched the backward platform concept shoe in favor of a sensible forest footwear. And I’m sure coveralls are comfy and everything (they are having a moment, you know). But if Gaga is moving into a phase where she exclusively shops at Bass Pro Shop, I’ll start a petition to bring back the bubble dress, and I won’t sleep until I’ve successfully canvassed each and every stop of the artRave: The ARTPOP Ball Tour.
If, however, Gaga’s spending the weekend holed up in a cabin watching VHS tapes of MTV “Diary” and shotgunning Miller Lites, then I’m packing up my Luke Bryan MP3s and a compass (LOL whatever that is) and setting out for the forest to join her. ...
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by Tamar Anitai 05/17/14
Beyonce has a saying about marriage, and I believe it goes something along the lines of “If you liked it then you should’ve put a ring on it.” Well, ladies, Vine star, supermarket swimmer, and tank-top enthusiast Logan Paul took that to heart (which is wise since you definitely don’t want The Beygency on your ass) down here at the Hangout Fest in Alabama, where he’s been making Vines for MTV and getting himself hitched to a lucky lady… whom he met, like, five minutes before taking her to a little beach chapel and making her Mrs. Logan Paul forever-ever.
Congrats, you two! If you email me a link to your registry I’ll be getting you love birds the fifth-most expensive thing on your list!
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by Tamar Anitai 05/17/14
Oh, you wanna be Childish Gambino, do you? Well here’s what you have to do:
1.) Give the most inspired, electrifying, and explosive performance of Hangout Fest so far. (Sorry, folksy singer-songwriter types. But did you pull a crowd that looks like this?
2.) Start your set off stage.
3.) No, like WAY off stage. Preferably near a guy who looks like Kid Rock.
4.) Stay hydrated.
5.) Hire a highly skilled backing band that brings the funk and the R&B and feels like The Roots added a female keyboard player to their roster.6.) Serve hyper-literate, sexual yet self-aware, neurotic, digitally obsessed philosophical Gambino realness on prime cuts from Camp and Because The Internet, like “Heartbeat,” “Pink Toes,” “Sweatpants,” and “Crawl.” Also, don’t hesitate to perform “Black Faces” IN ALABAMA. Also, don’t hesitate to sing just as well as you rap.7.) Also? Turn way the f*ck up. Like the ENTIRE way up. Then stay that way.
8.) Stop your set to help find a lost child (this actually happened.)9.) Dance like you just checked your bank account and it said you never have to check your bank account ever again.
10.) Bring out your brother Stephen, because family.11.) Burn through this entire set list with the fiery intensity of an entire Independence Day’s worth of Roman candles.
12.) Exit stage right leaving shirt behind. Because Alabama sun, and because ...
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by Tamar Anitai 05/06/14
If Kate Bush stayed up all night bing listening to Whitney Houston’s “I Wanna Dance With Somebody” and then went out binge drinking with Giorgio Moroder, the result would be White Sea‘s (Morgan Kibby of M83) brilliant new track, “Future Husbands Past Lives,” which reads like the title to a Virginia Woolf short story but with far more lush vocal layers, harmonies, and thinking-woman’s dance beats and way less drowning. (So Haim fans, lean in, okay?)
Come for the stellar Fleetwood Mac-ian production (crafted by the Grammy-nominated Kibby herself), stay for staggering the whistle tones, and pre-order her album, In Cold Blood, out May 20, now.
+ Listen to White Sea’s “Future Husbands Past Lives.”
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by Tamar Anitai 04/29/14
Sincerest of sorries (and not-sorries) to you and any summer party you had planned. Actually, you know what? Just cancel it, because it’s never going to be as ceweb-studded or double-shot-filled as the summer jam that YouTube star (and 1/6th of O2L) Ricky Dillon‘s throwing in his brand-new “Ordinary” video.
Deflate your sad, basic kiddie pool filled with unfulfilled dreams from your ordinary life, and watch Ricky Dillon show you how the pros do.
All you’ll need are…
+ Empty double cups + Cheap shades + Tank tops!! + Kian!! + Intro that sounds SO satisfyingly much like Nelly’s “Ride” (Woot!) + Trance-inducing hook + Lauren Elizabeth + Super Soakers + Blatant Kia promo + John D (aka Simply Spoons) + Jenn McAllister (aka @jennxpenn) + Go-to Day-Glo scene + Total domination of Internet
Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to scour my Spam folder, because I’m sure that’s where my invite accidentally went.
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