December 24, 2024

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Playboy Takes Sexy Halloween Costumes To A Weird New Level

by 12 mins ago

Each year around this time, many girls face the timeless conundrum of deciding whether to use Halloween as an excuse to show off their figures or their senses of humor. For girls who usually don’t dress in revealing clothes, Halloween can offer a “free pass,” a night where they can finally live out their fantasies of wearing bootie shorts in public. Funny costumes, on the other hand, provide a chance to comment on the most pressing people and events of the year, a way to make your outfit both a statement and a conversation piece.

In a stroke of genius, the ladies over at the Playboy Mansion have found a way to fuse the silly with the sultry in the form of these topical sexy costumes, which include figures like Louis CK, Alex Trebek, and many other gentlemen who one might not associate with the bare female figure that made Playboy a household institution. You won’t believe some of these until you scroll through below for yourself.

Related: How To Dress Like 2014 For Halloween

Sexy Weird Al Playboy

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Sexy Neil Degrasse Tyson Playboy

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Vine Star Jerome Jarre’s Reason For Turning Down $1 Million Is Amazing: Watch

by 6 mins ago

For the past few years, Jerome Jarre has been creating a Vine empire, six seconds at a time. The young and talented videographer’s brand of fearless slapstick humor has earned him a whopping 7.5 million followers and enough clout to open his own social media agency, GrapeStory.

Recently, his tremendous fan base and abundant body of work attracted the attention of a top-ranking New York ad agency, which offered Jarre a million dollars in exchange for one year of working for them in New York, according to his recently posted YouTube video.

It was an almost irresistible offer, because things haven’t always been quite so rosy for the French born jokester. As the son of a struggling single mother, Jerome spent much of his youth constantly moving and frequently bullied for the way he looked and dressed.

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As a teen and young adult, Jarre fell into the habit of constant partying and found himself “completely unhappy with life,” at which point he decided to hit the “reset” button by making the gutsy move to drop out of business school and buy a one-way ticket to China.

While there, he learned English and met a friend who changed his entire life philosophy by asking him the compelling question…

“Imagine you’re 99 years old and on your death bed. If you had a chance to come back to right now, what would you do?”

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The Greatest Jack-O-Lanterns Featuring MTV Stars

by 37 mins ago

When they’re not using their faces to entertain us, MTV’s brightest stars light up some of the most creative jack-o-lanterns we’ve seen this season. If you haven’t decided what you’ll carve on your gourd this year, perhaps you’ll find some inspiration in these impressive pumpkin portraits of some of MTV’s finest.

Beavis and Butt-head

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Heh. Heh. Sweet.
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Daria

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She might hate Halloween, but we love this.
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Snooki of ‘Jersey Shore’

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Can pumpkins take selfies?
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Chris Hardwick of ‘Singled Out’

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You might know him from “Talking Dead” or “@Midnight,” but we had him first.
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Steve-O of ‘Jackass’

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We wonder if this pumpkin has a tattoo of a pumpkin on its back.
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Ashton Kutcher of ‘Punk’d’

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Thing may have fizzled between this “Punk’d” host and former wife, Demi Moore, but their love is immortalized in this crazy skillful carving.
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Tila Tequila of ‘A Shot At Love’

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Say “good-bi” to boring jack-o-lanterns!
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Derek Hale of ‘Teen Wolf’

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Clearly the work of someone was was bitten with the artistic bug.
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Ozzy Osbourne of ‘The Osbournes’

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“Hey Sharon! Someone carved a picture of me!”
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This Video Explains Why Your Kitty Gets High Off Catnip

by 24 mins ago

If you are a cat owner, chances are you get your kitty high from time to time. We’re not talking about blowing smoke in its face, you animal. We’re talking about cat nip.

Obviously, they love the ‘nip, but did you know it’s because they’re actually getting stone? It turns out, catnip is essentially feline pot. That’s because the plant contains microscopic bulbs that create feelings of euphoria when inhaled by cats. Check out this video, and learn why next time you bring home catnip, you may want to pick up some pizza and candy too. If nothing else, it’s certainly one way to get your cat to watch Netflix with you.

Related: Watch These Funny Cats Try To Rap

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Singer Annie Lennox Goes After Beyoncé: ‘Twerking Is Not Feminism’

by 1 min ago

One of the most powerful moments from Beyoncé’s 2014 MTV VMAs performance was when the word “FEMINIST” flashed behind the silhouette of her statuesque and, well, flawless body, as Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie voiced the words, “We teach girls that they cannot be sexual beings in the way that boys are.” Watch it again below:

However, in recent weeks legendary Eurythmics singer Annie Lennox — who just released a new album — has been criticizing Beyoncé’s activism as “feminist lite,” and yesterday she told NPR that “twerking is not feminism.” She added:

“The reason why I’ve commented is because I think that this overt sexuality thrust — literally — at particular audiences, when very often performers have a very, very young audience… I find it disturbing and I think it’s exploitative. It’s troubling. I’m coming from a perspective of a woman that’s had children.”

What Annie Lennox seems to be getting at, essentially, is castigating Beyonce for being a sex-positive feminist. In fact, this debate over whether mixing sexuality with feminism cheapens the latter — and whether high-cut leotards are really helping girls run the world — has a long history.

What is sex-positive feminism?

It’s the belief that freedom of sexual expression and empowerment is an important part of women achieving equality. For example, sex-positive feminists have hailed Beyoncé as proof that it is possible to be a sex symbol and a respected leader.

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The Wolf Of System Of A Down: Watch This Dead-On Lip Sync

by 27 mins ago

Nothing could have made Leonardo DiCaprio’s drug-fueled character in “The Wolf of Wall Street” seem even more amped up and maniacal than he already was. Nothing, that is, until this video of him, as Jordan Belfort, lip syncing System of a Down’s “Chop Suey!

The 2001 metal anthem so perfectly fits with Leo’s rage-face — it shouldn’t work, but it does…oh, how it does:

How did anyone even think to put this together?! “The Wolf Of System Of A Down” may quickly supplant “The Wizard of Oz” and Pink Floyd as the best film/music mash-up of all time.

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9 Stunts That Make Math And Science Look Awesome

by 10 mins ago

Algebra may have been the subject that put you to sleep at an exponentially higher rate than any of your other classes in school, but when math and science aren’t confined to the dull walls of a classroom, they can actually be used to plan and execute some jaw-dropping and heart racing tricks. Much like the epic stunts performed on Nitro Circus Live, these extreme feats are proof that math plus fearlessness equals an adrenaline rush.

1. BASE jumpers leap from skyscraper to rooftop pool

2. Wing suit pilot soars through tiny hole in mountain

3. Felix Baumgartner breaks 42 year old record with a skydive from space

4. Six man jetpack team does acrobatics through water and air

5. Man skydives from one plane to another

6. Jumper leaps off Mount Everest for highest BASE jump in the world

7. ‘Jet Man’ flies alongside fighter jets

8. Skydivers complete perfect landing on a Slip ‘N’ Slide

9. Wing suit pilot zooms mere feet above the ground

Watch “Nitro Circus Live” on MTV2 every Wednesday at 11/10c

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The Worst Things Guys Can Do During A Breakup, From A Girl’s Perspective

by 10 mins ago

Breaking up is hard to do, and no one proves that like a guy who won’t let things end without drama. Avoid being “that guy” by abstaining from some of the biggest fails that a dude can commit in the aftermath of getting the ax…

Related: The Worst Things Girls Can Do During A Breakup, From A Guy’s Perspective

Holding her stuff hostages

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Don’t attempt to trick her into wanting to see you by holding her favorite hoodie captive, to be released only in the event that she finally sees what a great guy you are. Arrange a “get your s–t” meetup, get through the hand-off civilly, and then be a man and wait ’til you’re home to start crying.

Defaming her on social media

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Avoid the temptation to use your Facebook tagging ability as a license to slander. Literally no one cares about your long-winded rants about what a terrible person she is. Also, being the first and only person to “like” your own status of this nature will not convince people that she is the crazy one.

Guilt tripping her into coming back

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Sure, it sucks to be bedridden with sadness, but ignoring her requests for space and giving her nonstop updates about the state of your mopeyness is an ineffective means of winning her back. If she does reply, it will be out of pity. She wanted a boyfriend, not a charity case.

Dating her clone

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What If Girlfriends Were Completely Honest During Fights?

by 35 mins ago

Every guy can relate to the perplexing experience of wondering what they did wrong, only to have their girlfriend respond with the same frustrating answer they always have: “If you don’t know, I not going to tell you.” This eye-opening video from Buzzfeed finally reveals once and for all what exactly is going through her head from the moment she utters that first ominous “nothing.”

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This Guy Jumps Over A Crashing Motorcycle, But Doesn’t Get Off His Phone

by 10 mins ago

As we’ve learned from watching hours of “Nitro Circus Live,” keeping a level head is everything in stunts and action sports. This dude on the phone embodies that completely. He’s just hanging out at a motocross event, nonchalantly chatting on his cell, when all of a sudden a motorcycle is crashing toward his legs. No doubt that would’ve led to some expensive knee surgery. Instead, “Mr. Orange Hoodie” leaps at the perfect moment, clears the bike, lands in a cat-like crouch and then continues his phone call like it’s no big deal. Amazing.

If you’re the “Always On The Phone Guy,” you’re almost-always an annoying and horrible person. However, this undercover superhero is that one percent exception. Pulling off this move gets him a free pass for life.

Related: Don’t Watch This Guy’s Terrifying Bike Ride If You’re Scared Of Heights

Watch “Nitro Circus Live” on MTV2 every Wednesday at 11/10c

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