by Tess Barker 1 min ago

The long days and hot nights of summer are the perfect time for some steamy action with a sun tanned hottie. If that’s not working out for you, however, make the most of the season by jumping into a whirlwind romance with one of these pretty young (and inanimate) things.

7-11′s Doritos Loaded

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They may not be the kind of food you’d take home to your mother, but these sassy deep fried artificial cheese squares are the perfect date for those nights when you want to throw caution (and possibly a fart or two) to the wind.

Enduracool Towel

For weeks, you’ve been intrigued by the star-studded, yet poorly produced commercial. Give into temptation and enjoy this adorable glorified dish towel and its sweet embrace around your neck until both of you realize where that mildewy smell is coming from and admit that all good things must come to an end.

Surfboard

You’ve fantasized endlessly about it: the salt in your hair, the sound of a monstrous wave breaking as you glide through it. Now, man up, buy a board and learn how to stand up on it before autumn comes and you make the painful admission that this s*** is harder than it looks.

Giant Blowup Chair

Few things spell romantic bliss like spending endless hours cuddled up with a voluptuous piece of furniture. Whether it’s finally watching all seven seasons of “The Shield” or pulling an all-nighter on your X-Box, this beauty is there to support all ...

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by Tess Barker 22 mins ago

Sometimes the only way to get someone to stop acting like a fool is to show him a some tough love. Reddit user Lewgold’s roommate may be sleeping like a peaceful baby in the photo, but he woke up as the butt-end of a huge online joke. He is today’s poster child for online roommate shaming, something that should happen way more often. Not only will it wipe that drunken smile off of your roommate’s stupid face, but it gives the rest of us something to laugh at while at work. Let’s make roommate shaming more of a thing!

by Tess Barker 06/04/14

The 2014 CMT Music Awards are tonight (June 4) at 8/7 p.m. on CMT. If you know country, then you know that. But for those not in the know, the world of country music can be as confusing as jumping into “Game Of Thrones” in season 3, episode 9. What’s missing? Context! Here, we’ve compiled a handy reference guide to understanding country stars based on their parallels in the hip-hop world.

Tim McGraw = Jay Z

In addition to being titans in their respective genres, these two are also both avid sports fans. Jay Z’s a certified sports agent and McGraw is a minority owner of the Nashville Kats arena football team. Oh, and they’re both half of a power couple.

Faith Hill = Beyonce

Speaking of power couples, Faith Hill is the woman beside McGraw and a veritable powerhouse in her own right. Like Beyoncé, she’s been known to duet with her man, but also has an impressive list of hit solo singles under her belt. Both women are often noted for their business savvy and pop-culture influence. And neither of them is too hard on the eyes.

Toby Keith = Kanye West

It’s hard to imagine anyone giving Kanye a run for his insane amount of money when it comes to having a … very healthy self-image, but Toby finds a way. West may contend that he’s a legend in his own time, but Keith ...

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