Well, “True Blood” said that anybody was fair game when they offed Tara in the season premiere, and we all knew that more (and more upsetting) death was likely on the way, but that in no way prepared us for what was to come during the July 6 episode, “Fire in the Hole.” It’s not fair. It’s. Not. Fair.
SPOILERS AHEAD!
Death Comes For… HOLY CRAP, NO!!!
Of. Course.
You know, Alcide’s untimely death really shouldn’t have surprised me, given the fact that the show has fully been setting us up for a Bill-Sookie endgame over the last couple of weeks. But it did. Good lord, it did.
So, crazy enough, a plan of Sookie and Bill’s actually worked. They used Sookie’s fairy mojo blood as bait, effectively luring the Hep-V vamps out of hiding — except at the very moment when the Hep vamps came outside to rumble, so did Alcide, Jason, Sheriff Andy, Jessica, the rest of Sookie’ B-team… and the Bon Temps hillbillies, with their beloved guns. A shootout happened, and a lone stray bullet pierced Alcide. Sookie quickly decided against turning him, which may or may not have had something to do with the speech she gave earlier to Bill about not really loving the jacked-up werewolf as much as he loves her.
Rest in peace, Alcide and your wonderful, life-affirming abdominal muscles. You were far too good for this world.
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