Do you need a break from the drama of HBO’s “Game of Thrones“? Neither do we, and the fact that there’s no new episode this week feels like a cruel and unusual form of torture which we are not entirely sure we’ll survive.
But with the show on hiatus until June 1, there’s no choice to be had: we must find a way to cope. And so, during this long and terrible week-and-a-bit before “The Mountain and the Viper” airs, we’ve come up with a list of activities with which devoted fans can busy themselves.
1. Build your own Winterfell replica out of hamburgers. Slap the everloving business out of the tiny entitled monster who destroys it.

2. Teach your dog to unleash hell on the command, “Dracarys.”

3. Rename your cat “Ser Pounce” and declare him your household’s official feline cockblocker.
4. Practice swordplay.
5. Practice swordplay with your other hand.
6. Burn a replica of Daenerys Targaryen’s blue-leggings-with-breeches traveling outfit as a sacrifice to the Fashion Gods, while praying it never returns. (When you take what is yours with fire and blood, you need to also occasionally wash what is yours with water and detergent, dragon lady.)

7. At your Memorial Day barbecue, serve your guests a large sausage in a small wooden box. Call it the Theon Greyjoy Special. Gleefully threaten to flay everyone who doesn’t want to eat it.

8. Attending a wedding this weeknd? Wear chain mail under your formal wear, and tip the band $10 ...
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