Jordan wanted a big fight, and on tonight’s “Free Agents” episode, he got precisely that. After weeks of declaring himself superior to nemesis Johnny Bananas and assuring anyone in earshot that he’d easily take JB out in an elimination round, Jordan was finally given the chance to put his money where his mouth was, but ultimately, it was Bananas who ate up the cash.

In “Sausage Party,” competitors were challenged to roll through a food-stained obstacle course while completely bound by plastic wrap. When Jordan saw that his good “Portland” pal, (the other) Johnny, was in the lead, and that JB, who’d be eligible for an elimination round without a win, wasn’t far behind, Jordan decided to stay toward the back of the group and sentence himself to The Draw. In his eyes, if Johnny voted in JB, Jordan could approach The Draw first, flip over each card and guarantee himself a spot in a face-off with Bananas. Still, he had his reservations.

“I’m probably setting myself up for the biggest bonehead move in ‘Challenge’ history,” he said to Laurel as he mulled over his master plan.

Jordan’s scheme worked, and when he got to the elimination round, he puffed out his chest, strapped on his helmet and went for it. At first, he and Bananas were neck and neck while ascending “Wrecking Wall,” but at some point in the heat of the action, Jordan lost his footing, fell to the ground and JB hit the ...

There’s just a couple days until Kim Kardashian finally says “I do” to Kanye West. But first, she’s got to spend time with her girls, and on Thursday night (May 22), the reality star shared what appears to be photos from her Paris bachelorette party with a group of girlfriends.

“I’m so lucky! I have the best friends in the whole wide world! #ParisNights #LastSupper,” Kim wrote.

She followed up dinner with a few photos of her “baes” hitting the town, including group shots in front of the Eiffel Tower, Louvre museum and the Place des Victoires.

Kim did not confirm on the social site if this was indeed her bachelorette party, but isn’t that what a “girls’ night out” before your wedding is?

“No matter what these girls are always there! #BFFS #OGCrew”

Live it up, girl.

Jessica Hyndman

Kanye West has rapped about a million ladies in his songs — he definitely tried to name every model on “Christian Dior Denim Flow” — but that’s all about to change. The rapper/super producer is getting ready to marry Kim Kardashian, and put his player days behind him. The wedding is approaching quickly, so that means that ‘Ye also needs to throw his blowout bachelor party. There were rumors that he was planning a low-key celebration in Ireland, but we’d like to think that it will go more like this…

Jay Z Will Make The Best Host Ever
Kanye’s big bro has been hitched for five years, and ‘Ye has made it clear in his songs (and in a few recent interviews) that he admires him. Who better to host a wild, yet classy bachelor party than Jay? We’re thinking unlimited bottles of D’usse and the finest Cuban cigars that money can buy.

A Ton Of Athletes Will Be There
Kanye still can’t seem to believe that he won Kim’s hand in marriage over an athlete, to the point that he needed to rap about it on Future’s “I Won.” Since he did win, however, he might as will hit up every frenemy he has in the NBA, NFL, MLB and NHL to come out and mourn Kim’s last night as a single woman.

They’ll All Be Wearing Masks
Because Yeezus was all about the avant-garde masks on his most recent tour, and he has to find a ...

A little more than two years since Whitney Houston’s death, a biopic on the singer’s life is in the works and set to appear on Lifetime, according to Deadline.

The movie, tentatively titled “Whitney Houston,” will reportedly focus on the relationship between the late icon and her husband, singer Bobby Brown, while also spotlighting her status as a force in the worlds of singing and acting.

“I have such regard for both Whitney’s and Bobby’s amazing talents and accomplishments; and I feel a responsibility in the telling of their story,” Angela Bassett, who will be making her directorial debut on the project, said in a statement. “Their humanity and bond fascinates us all. I’m beyond excited to have this opportunity to go behind the camera and into their world.”

There were also reports back in 2012 that Clive Davis was working on a Houston biopic, though nothing has yet emerged.

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Despite its high profile, the murder of Tupac Shakur remains a case shrouded in mystery. This September will mark 18 years since the Las Vegas shooting that led to the rap star’s death, and still no one has been arrested for the murder. Theories abound, but just as many questions remain.

One new tidbit has come to light after all of these years, though. Chris Carroll, a now-retired officer in the Las Vegas Police Department, says ‘Pac’s last words were truly memorable: “F–k you.”

This comes according to Carroll, who was on patrol on a bike the night of the shooting — which occurred following a Mike Tyson fight at the MGM Grand — and who was the first officer to arrive at the scene. Carroll spoke with Vegas Seven about that night, and recalled opening the 25-year-old’s bullet-ridden passenger side door, simply to have him fall into his arms, bloody and nearly lifeless:

So I’m looking at Tupac, and he’s trying to yell back at Suge, and I’m asking him, ‘Who shot you? What happened? Who did it?’ And he was just kind of ignoring me. He was making eye contact with me here and there, but he’s trying to yell at Suge. And I kept asking over and over, ‘Who did this? Who shot you?’ And he basically kept ignoring me. And then I saw in his face, in his movements, all of a sudden in the snap of a finger, he changed. And he went from struggling to ...

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