Well, it's (apparently) official: Kim Kardashian and Kanye West's daughter is named North West — "Nori" for short — a directionally distinct moniker that instantly puts her in some rather elite company, right up there with the Jermajestys, Bronx Mowglis and Moxie Crimefighters of the world. Yes, we're talking about the craziest celebrity baby names of all time.
And it's quite a list. According to the U.S. Social Security Administration, the most popular baby names in America are rather de rigueur handles like Michael, Emily and Elizabeth. Nowhere on their list will you find an Apple or a Moses or even a Kal-El, which is primarily because the majority of this country's child-bearing population is not celebrities.
And that's a shame, because, as we've learned by now, celebs pick the greatest baby names. Like, way better than anything us mere mortals could ever come up with. For every Matthew or Hannah, there's a Seven Sirius or an Audio Science (courtesy of Erykah Badu and actress Shannyn Sossamon, respectively). There are Kingstons and Brooklyns, Zumas and Harlows, Willow Sages and, of course, Blue Ivys ... and now — thanks to KimYe — we have our first North.
And let us be the first to say that, as far as celebrity baby names go, North is pretty great. In fact, it may be one of the greatest ever. Here's why.
Like the all-time best, it does not make an ounce of sense, despite the parents' insistence to the contrary. When Nicolas Cage dubbed his son Kal-El, he reasoned that it was ...
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