This is one trade that won’t be happening this season.
A guy in the Washington, D.C. metro area had an extra pair of tickets to Friday’s Washington Nationals playoff game against a TBD team. And these weren’t nosebleed seats at all — the Diamond Club “tickets include all you can drink beer & wine as well as all you can eat gourmet food,” he explained in a Craiglist post earlier this week.
Even though the tickets were listed under “all for sale / wanted > tickets – by owner,” and he could’ve gotten a pretty penny — similar ones are going for nearly $600 on StubHub — this guy was more interested in bartering: “I am willing to part with these tickets to you and a friend in exchange for a threesome (two women only).”
Now, before you go assuming this is some old gross dude, he assures potential partners, “I am not some old gross dude, actually 24 and athletic.” He’s also successful enough to not “really need the extra money”– sounding more and more like a catch, right, ladies? — and has “always wanted to take place in a threesome.” Here’s the full post…
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(“This is a no strings attached deal,” he concludes…as opposed to a multi-year contract?)
It may have appeared win-win for everyone, but offering to trade material goods for sex apparently violated Craiglist’s ban on “offers or solicitation of illegal prostitution.” His post was deleted after getting a little too much media attention:
Maybe he got some offers before the listing disappeared (along with “2-3 photos…to see what we’re working with”), but we doubt it. Dude must be devastated. Ah well, there’s no crying in baseball bacchanalia.
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