Does Your Dude Database Look Anything Like This?

by Matthew Scott Donnelly 12 mins ago

Any high school physics student knows Newton’s third law — every action has an equal and opposite reaction — by heart. And on tonight’s “Awkward” episode, Tamara proved the theory with a new virtual project.

After the newest cheerleader and her best pal Jenna discovered the school’s male jocks had been rating their female classmates’ looks in an old phone book, T decided to give the guys a taste of their own medicine. So without a second thought (and apparently after taking a night course in HTML), Tamara created her very own “dude database,” a system through which Palos Hills’ ladies could anonymously rate their former dates with objectifying hashtags. And, like a collection of lumber at a PHHS gathering that night, it spread like wildfire.

T, for one, decided to label her recent hookup Pete, #NothingUpstairs, an honor Jenna suggested she pair with #NothingDownstairs. And Matty, who’d torn Jenna to shreds as a sophomore in the phone book, soon found himself with a #ManWhoreMcKibben moniker. We’re willing to bet there’s more to come from the DD, too — take a look at our predictions of what each gal will say about each guy, and tell us if you’ve ever been a part of something similar.

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