November 15, 2024

Fall Sucks: Let’s Remember These 8 Shirtless Male Celebrity Bodies Instead

It’s cold. It’s wet. It’s already dark by the time I leave work. I came out to have a good time, and I’m honestly feeling so attacked right now. Thanks a lot, fall.

To counter this seasonal depression, let’s flash back to a happier, sunnier, summer-ier time. A time when male celebrities could be seen frolicking shirtless on the beach at a moment’s notice, flaunting their gloriously visible Apollo’s belts (those “V” lines super-sculpted guys have between their abs and their junk) all day long. We used to have it all. Never forget.

1.) Remember when Nick Jonas got kinda naked at some gay club in New York this summer?

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Still reeling from this torso ‘gram tbh. #diabeticinshape #2.0

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2.) Remember that time Zac Efron kept his shirt on?

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Me neither.

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3.) Remember that time OH MY GOD RYAN KWANTENNNNNNNNNNNNN.

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Sorry. What I meant to say was RYAN KWANTENNNNNNNNNNNNN.

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4.) Weird. Let’s move on to his former “True Blood” co-star… MEHCAD BROOOOOOOKS.

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5.) Why aren’t you looking at this photo of Chris Pratt.

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6.) Let’s give an honorary mention to this fully-clothed Jared Leto GIF.

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7.) And a lifetime achievement award to D’Angelo for the “Untitled (How Does It Feel)” video.

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8.) And also Justin Timberlake’s ’03 Rolling Stone cover because reasons.

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Welp, back to reality.

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Bad at filling out bios seeks same.

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