It’s official — French Montana is the latest “It Boy” in the Hollywood scene. He might be the last rapper that anyone would’ve expected to transform into a socialite, but if the Louboutins fit you’ve gotta wear ‘em, right? The Morocco-born, Bronx-bred rapper got his start slinging street DVDs and pushing his popular Coke Boys mixtape series, but these days it looks like he’s trading up for a life in the Hollywood Hills.
‘Kanye Kardashian’ still can’t deal with paparazzi but French nailed it in like, a month
He’s been slimming down to look good for all of those photo ops
He said peace to the streets of NYC and hello to The Hills
Which is easy, since he and his realtor have built up a better rapport
Dogs are for suckers, so he copped two pet tigers for the crib
His toys probably cost more than your rent
And first thing in the morning, he takes selfies with his girlfriend’s reality star sister
But he does some of his best thinking at night, thanks to that view
And honestly, he just makes for really great arm candy
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