November 15, 2024

Iggy Azalea Warns Of The Coming Nick Jonas Crush-Pocalypse

By the time you read this, it might be too late. Soon, everyone you know will be completely enamored with Nick Jonas. Your mom, your dad, your seventh-grade art teacher who smelled like patchouli — no one is safe. Why didn’t we listen to Iggy Azalea when we had the chance?

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The “Beg For It” rapper took to Twitter on Wednesday (October 15) to air out her premonition: “in the last 2 wks all of my female friends have developed crushes on nick jonas and Im starting to think we have an epidemic on our hands.”

iggy azalea, nick jonas

In response, the “Jealous” singer simply tweeted: “Uh oh!” What else are you supposed to say when your rarely clothed upper body brings the world’s population to its knees, one victim at a time?

iggy azalea, nick jonas

I, for one, welcome our new Jonas Brother overlord. Now, if only he would release those two new Australia-exclusive songs, “Teacher” and “Wilderness,” in the U.S. That would definitely make this whole Armageddon thing go down easier.

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