It’s been more than half a day since Jennifer Lopez and Iggy Azalea dropped their “Booty” remix video, and surely you’ve contributed to the video’s millions of views. These two goddesses were blessed with the perfect pairing of talent and… generous genetic endowments. And what better way to immortalize these assets — and settle a booty battle — than with GIFs?
Introductions are in order!
But first, let mama fix her hair, ‘kay?
And allow Iggy to stretch.
And do some subtle swaying.
Now it’s time to WERQUE.
Hold up! Booty must be washed properly!
Especially after being covered in oil.
Who’s got the best booty of the bunch? There’s Iggy’s…
And, of course, you’re familiar with J.Lo’s!
But really, this is a battle easily settled by a game of “Eeny Meeny Miny Moe.”
Iggy graciously lets J. Lo win.
Congratulations are in order!
You’ve won GRATUITOUS LIP BALM!
And a celebratory cigarette… WAIT, WHAT? DON’T SMOKE THAT THING, J.LO!
Save your lung capacity for business-casual shimmying!
The End. Now GO HOME!
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